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West Ham v Everton
Monday, 14th May 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''I don't dread meeting Everton since Bilic figured out how to stop Lukaku scoring every time; he just convinced Mourinho to cough up seventy five million quid for the bloke... Genius...''


West Ham v Stoke
Tuesday, 17th April 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''Such is my confidence we will win tonight and avoid relegation I am already obsessed with what the squad will look like come August. But is this just a case of denial and displacement on my part? ..''


West Ham v Southampton
Monday, 2nd April 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''I've lit the sandalwood candle, massaged Blue Tansy oil into my wrists while visualising a comfortable three-nothing victory... and as a precaution the Crisis Support Line is on speed dial. Come On You Irons...''


West Ham v West Ham
Monday, 12th March 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''I came out of the Burnley match with a strange sense of melancholia...''


Swansea v West Ham
Monday, 5th March 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''
-10 Minutes: With Andre Ayew in the team many West Ham fans will be worried that the infamous Curse of the Ex-Hammer will strike today; but it's a ridiculous superstition and hopefully none of the players buy into it. Of more concern is the fact we are playing outside the M25 on a Saturday afternoon with a stiff Easterly blowing; I haven't checked, but if the moon is waning gibbous that really does bode ill.
..''


Liverpool v West Ham
Monday, 26th February 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''-5 Minutes: As kick-off time approaches their famous anthem rumbles around the stadium. With a couple of exceptions, visits to Anfield have been so horrible for the last half century that I can't bring myself to watch Carousel any more. ..''


Lies - or unfulfilled ambitions?
Wednesday, 21st February 2018
by Ten Thousand Miles From The Boleyn
''I live ten thousand miles from the Boleyn. So what do I know about anything?..''


 
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