Today i bumped into...

[Rocketron]

not today but a couple o' years ago.
Frankie Mac @ Winchester Services on the M3 on the way to a funeral. cheered me up no end.

Who was on the way to a funeral, you or him ?
It needs to be clarified.

[ooh look who it is]

Terry Butcher, Malky Makay and Ray Parlour this weekend. Not all together.

Mark Noble last week or week before. Nice bloke, chatted and had photos with my kids. Even stopped his phone conversation to do so. Top man.

[Monkey Mike]

My girls had a dance workshop with Diversity at the weekend. Nice lads, posed for loads of photos with the kids, had plenty of time for them, then picked a handful of them to perform on stage that night with them, including a young lad with downs syndrome. Well played

[bubbles1966]

Joan Collins and Janet Street Porter were dining at the same place as the Mrs and I last night.

[Romford]

My Boy served Jonjo Shelvey at Gallows Tesco's last night...apparently a very nice chap. Getting married this weekend...good luck to him

[DoubleDave]

Joan Collins and Janet Street Porter were dining at the same place as the Mrs and I last night.

I would have taken a massive dump on Janet Street Porters plate if I was there, I ****ing hate that cow....

[8ish]

Ex ITV presenter Tony Francis at our shop in Berkhamsted. Had a good chat about West Ham and
footy in general. Thoroughly decent chap.

[fjthegrey]

Dermot Gallagher in the bank I work.

Just about the biggest **** I've ever met. Hope he crashes his ****ing car on the way home.

[chalks]

see him every morning with his (ahem), personal assistant young foreign very camp lad, William Hague

Surprised the press haven't latched onto that yet

[westhamdave1]

Danny Care at Kempton Races tonight

['Appy 'Ammer]

Ex ITV presenter Tony Francis at our shop in Berkhamsted. Had a good chat about West Ham and
footy in general. Thoroughly decent chap.

What shop 8ish?

[westham,eggyandchips]

England cricketer Steven Finn walking into Bond st. station, and that utter bellend from Mcbusted and I'm a Celebrity Dougie Poynter walking down Oxford st. wearing a cowboy hat.

[Moxy]

Dermot o Leary in Harry Morgans at John's wood

[Dynan1]

Played in a charity football match on Saturday so met a few.

Razor Ruddock (on great form - funny guy)
Ossie Ardiles (lovely guy)
Darren Anderton (moany git)
Neill Webb (looks far too much like Lawro)
Ben Jones
Michael Sprott
Dan Lobb
Simon Thomas
Neill Webb
Mike Pollit
Lawrie Sanchez
Guy Branston

[Big George]

Played in a charity football match on Saturday so met a few.

Razor Ruddock (on great form - funny guy)
Ossie Ardiles (lovely guy)
Darren Anderton (moany git)
Neill Webb (looks far too much like Lawro)
Ben Jones
Michael Sprott
Dan Lobb
Simon Thomas
Neill Webb
Mike Pollit
Lawrie Sanchez
Guy Branston

"There's only two Neil Webbs"

[Cockneyboy311]

Bez from the Happy Mondays although it wasnt really a 'bump' He was doing a warm up night in Islington for his tent at Glastonbury (Bez's Acid House)

Proper mad bloke as you can imagine. He grabbed me up onto the stage to have a dance to Gorillaz 'Dare' Very surreal couple of minutes!

[Moxy]

Ricardo Vaz Te down wigmore st

[continental skills]

Was on a plane with the entire Hamburg SV squad from Hamburg to Zurich last Saturday. They must have a training camp in Switzerland this week.
They all looked bloody young, sign of my age, I guess...

[simian major]

Flying from Aberdeen to Heathrow the other weekend - same flight as Kevin Dillon and family.
Looked as if he was playing some golf after promoting Entourage movie.

As with most movie folk, quite short maybe 5'8" or so; missus a little shorter, but a former model so probably not a catwalk one....googled her - Jane Stuart....

[POP POP POP Robson]

Nicholas Witchell (BBC royal correspondent) spotted in The Duke of Wellington in Belgravia. Nice pub but full of hooray henrys.