The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Anything goes in The Snug, General Discussion's rebellious little brother. An off-topic den of iniquity where any subject not covered elsewhere may be discussed. Well, anything except golf, Star Wars and Arsenal.

Moderators: Rio, bristolhammerfc, the pink palermo, chalks, Gnome, last.caress, Wilko1304

Post Reply
User avatar
Dan1326
Posts: 7956
Joined: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:31 pm
Has liked: 5 likes
Total likes: 32 likes

The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Dan1326 »

As the last thread was locked due to some dickheads lets start a new thread but keep it acceptable.
User avatar
neil_d
Posts: 977
Joined: Thu May 10, 2007 11:34 pm
Has liked: 1 like
Total likes: 1 like

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by neil_d »

There are 3 types of people in the world: those than can count and those that can't.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.
User avatar
vietnammer
Bucky the beaver
Posts: 31596
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:31 am
Location: Those little golden birdies look at them
Has liked: 606 likes
Total likes: 562 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by vietnammer »

Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
User avatar
upton girlie
Purveyor Of Half-Time Confectionery
Posts: 7644
Joined: Mon May 08, 2006 8:02 pm
Location: "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."
Has liked: 7 likes
Total likes: 65 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by upton girlie »

Yeah. and if there are any ginger or sexist jokes in here too then you will have me to deal with, right.

I'm well scary, me. :raver:
User avatar
Bucks Hammer
Posts: 757
Joined: Wed May 11, 2005 6:43 pm
Location: Delta Tokai
Total likes: 2 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Bucks Hammer »

vietnammer wrote:Black bloke and a white bloke were standing next to each other in the bog. When they finished they both washed their hands and left, cos people are like that.
Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton

" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
User avatar
vietnammer
Bucky the beaver
Posts: 31596
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:31 am
Location: Those little golden birdies look at them
Has liked: 606 likes
Total likes: 562 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by vietnammer »

Bucks Hammer wrote: Reminds me of the great Bernard Righton
:thup:

Yep (was sort of a homage to...)
User avatar
Chavs
Posts: 10247
Joined: Wed May 05, 2004 2:52 pm
Location: Nice one Brother, I said nice one Brother
Has liked: 1 like
Total likes: 760 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Chavs »

:|
User avatar
hawkins_hammer
Posts: 13413
Joined: Tue May 31, 2005 5:21 pm
Location: missing Zola and Behrami
Has liked: 25 likes
Total likes: 129 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by hawkins_hammer »

That's quality
eejay
Posts: 978
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:02 pm
Location: The existing social order is a swindle and its cherished beliefs mostly delusions

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by eejay »

i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
eejay
Posts: 978
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:02 pm
Location: The existing social order is a swindle and its cherished beliefs mostly delusions

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by eejay »

Woman runs into local cop shop screaming "help, help i've been graped!!!"
"surely you mean raped?"
"no , there was a bunch of them ......................."

I do miss the crap joke thread
User avatar
Welling
Posts: 5446
Joined: Wed Jan 22, 2003 11:13 am
Location: Living in the past, dying in the future.
Contact:

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Welling »

eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
Racist :?
User avatar
Hambrosia Stu
Posts: 18222
Joined: Tue Apr 04, 2006 12:03 pm
Location: Deepest, darkest, Devonia

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Hambrosia Stu »

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
















To get to the other slide
User avatar
vietnammer
Bucky the beaver
Posts: 31596
Joined: Sun Dec 08, 2002 2:31 am
Location: Those little golden birdies look at them
Has liked: 606 likes
Total likes: 562 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by vietnammer »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
User avatar
prince_huggy
Posts: 7570
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:30 pm
Has liked: 20 likes
Total likes: 5 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by prince_huggy »

vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!
Actually it's two. One to change the light bulb the other to suck my cock! :lol:
User avatar
Fionn
Posts: 15789
Joined: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:03 am
Location: Location Location

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by Fionn »

Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....
User avatar
ageing hammer
Posts: 25440
Joined: Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:04 am
Location: Cockney Hammer's stunt double
Has liked: 480 likes
Total likes: 1470 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by ageing hammer »

vietnammer wrote:How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? ONE ALRIGHT!

None they would just set up a support group about how to deal with the darkness. :)
User avatar
screech
Posts: 5466
Joined: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:09 pm
Has liked: 5 likes
Total likes: 39 likes
Contact:

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by screech »

eejay wrote:i'd like to mention i got a warning for telling a racist joke , which wasn't in the least bit racist at all by anyones standards . if anything it was an anti-copper joke .
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??
User avatar
delbert
Posts: 27140
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:27 pm
Location: Barking, home of the slowly meandering Prius
Has liked: 695 likes
Total likes: 693 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by delbert »

Fionn Kiely wrote:Right, Colin Powell, Martin Luther King and Rodney King were all driving through Compton....

That's gonna be an old one isn't it? :lol:
User avatar
davids cross
Uncle David
Posts: 27203
Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:20 pm
Has liked: 673 likes
Total likes: 1286 likes

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by davids cross »

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...................and a chap from Pakistan.

I personally give his thread about 4 days......... :lol:
eejay
Posts: 978
Joined: Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:02 pm
Location: The existing social order is a swindle and its cherished beliefs mostly delusions

Re: The Non Racist Crap Joke Thread

Post by eejay »

[quote="screech"
are you trying to say that black people wouldn't make decent coppers??[/quote]

well.....................the white ones aren't up to much ...................... :wink:
Post Reply