the breakfast thread

[Dyer's Leg]

She has enough juice for the pair of us. I will wipe a stamp on it and stick it in the post.

[TampaHammer]

Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, Eggs, Corned-Beef Hash, Bacon and a glass of Milk.
Typical 'southern' breakfast stateside. Probably why the southern portion of the states has a weight problem. But, the taste is incomparable.

[Av it]

Had wet fanny for breakfast, expecting the same in the morning

How is Fanny? Haven't seen her since my care job. Not enough nappies in the world for that old lovely

[Slacking student]

Your Mum !!!

(Amazed it took this long)

[the oldham stripper]

monday. remains of sundays bbq nuked for 3 minutes,
today. last nights fish pie nuked for 3 minutes.
tommorow. whatevers left over from tonight nuked for 3 minutes.

[Philosophical Dan]

Fruit & Fibre
Pint of water
Black Coffee

Followed by:

A nasty, heated, **** that shuts down Trap 1 in the office karzi for at least 45 minutes.

[il_martello_di_genovesi]

Two slices of brown toast, and a cup of tea.

[psychoscoredthelot]

toasted smoked salmon and cream cheese bagel with lemon juice and cracked black pepper

[Kent Bubble Blower]

Breakfast is for wimps!

[White Goodman]

Nothing, on a fasting day until 12 noon.

[prince_huggy]

My usually breakfasts during the week.

Monday; Porridge from the office shop.
Tuesday - Friday; Banana, apple and two rice cakes.
Saturday and Sunday; Set one or six from the Tittanic cafe in Ilford.

[Hambrosia Stu]

Breakfast is for wimps!

That's generally how I see it

If I'm working, I'll have a cup of tea, and a slice of toast before I leave the house.
As I get a lift in, and my work is hardly physical, I just don't feel the need for much more than that

But at the weekend I usually have something a bit bigger, and if I know I'll be doing something that involves using a lot of energy, it will usually be a full fry-up

I'll be cycling to work a lot more over the summer, so will have to figure out something quick, that is a bit more substatial than a slice of toast

[Xander]

I hardly ever eat before I leave for work, I just don't seem to be able to stomach food within an hour of getting up When I am at work I normally wait til about 10 o'clockish and eat some red grapes and an apple. On days when I am really hungry by that time I **** off to work's canteen and buy a bacon roll

[2&8]

On occasion I make this breakfast: into an ovenproof dish, I place olive oil, halved tomatoes, sliced mushrooms and strips of lightly grilled bacon. Cover with foil, give it some in a hot oven, then crack some eggs into it. Another blast, then serve with tea and toast.

[last.caress]

A coffee flavoured meal replacement diet shake.

You bunch of breakfast-enjoying seatsniffers.

[Romford]

Spicy Bloody Mary

[the pink palermo]

Today , a bowl of porridge .

Tomorrow , another bowl of Porridge .

[upton girlie]

Porridge?
In this weather?
You are surely extremely aged or slightly insane

I too, don't really like anything to eat for the first hour or two after waking up then only eat a small banana or apple.
Unless I'm staying in a classy hotel - the breakfasts are always top notch and superb relief of a hangover

[Av it]

Fruit & Fibre
Pint of water
Black Coffee

Followed by:

A nasty, heated, sh*t that shuts down Trap 1 in the office karzi for at least 45 minutes.

You leave Trap out of this

[Philosophical Dan]

I can confirm, one of my post-cereal Brads would shut down this entire forum, if you got within 100 metres.