the breakfast thread

[Paolo Futre]

Had the concierge deliver me a ham and cheese panini, a croissant and an iced-tea from the bakery in the complex I live in... yeah, I know, I'm a ****!

[cockney hammer]

beans on toast with two fried eggs on top this morning. raspberry milkshake to wash it down very nice

[Hugh Jargon]

Morning all...bowl of oat-so-simple..with a scattering of crunchy nut with a few raisons chucked in. Simply the best.

[Hammer32]

I live in Germany now and they dont do back bacon, so every chance I get on a trip home I get one of these:-


This is menu 1 from a cafe in Leatherhead

[wayneo1974]

had a toasted bacon sandwich, sausage roll and a coffe at the golf club. just what i needed, golf with a hangover is not as much fun

[Monkey Mike]

Sausage, bacon and mushroom in a warm crispy baguette with a black coffee. Fan frigging tastic, could do with another one now!

[Av it]

Morning all...bowl of oat-so-simple..with a scattering of crunchy nut with a few raisons chucked in. Simply the best.

You sir are a lesbian. Pardon?

[Hugh Jargon]

I accept my femine side is mostly lesbian..Pardon?

[Faubert's Boot]

nothing, never have time

[wayneo1974]

I accept my femine side is mostly lesbian..Pardon?

pardon is back yayyyyyyyyyyy

[Av it]

I accept my femine side is mostly lesbian..Pardon?

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Had the concierge deliver me a ham and cheese panini, a croissant and an iced-tea from the bakery in the complex I live in... yeah, I know, I'm a c***!

Yeah, you are a ****, cos there's no such thing.

You either got a Panino, or Paninis... so, which one was it?

[Monkey Mike]

Yeah, you are a c***, cos there's no such thing.

You either got a Panino, or Paninis... so, which one was it?

Perhaps there's a new set of stickers out involving savoury snacks as opposed to footballers?

I'll swap you my ham and cheese for your black pudding sandwich and so on.

[Paolo Futre]

Yeah, you are a c***, cos there's no such thing.

You either got a Panino, or Paninis... so, which one was it?

Merked.

You ****.

[cockney hammer]

sausage, egg, bacon, black pudding. toms, mushrooms, two rounds of toast pint of raspberry milkshake to wash it down


called the victory over the filth breakfast

[Dyer's Leg]

Cold meatfeast and chilli pizza, discovered in the fridge from last night. Was so foul, it was wonderful.

[the oldham stripper]

mrs oldham is at this moment cooking egg & chips, should sort the hangover out nicely

[cockney farmer]

sausage, egg, bacon, black pudding. toms, mushrooms, two rounds of toast pint of raspberry milkshake to wash it down


called the victory over the filth breakfast

CH , notice your fetish for milk shakes in the morning

[cockney hammer]

lol mate always have a crusha with me breakfast been doing it for donkey years


just wish you could still get the pineapple crusha

[orpingtonhammer]

Dorset cereals; chocolate and nut (no pesky raisins) sprinkle of fresh raspberries, blueberries and strawberries. A gloop of low fat greek yogurt and a small dash of low fat milk.