Little things that irritate you

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Little things that irritate you

Postby Muddy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:28 am

The bristles falling out of the toothbrush when you're cleaning your teeth.

Oh, and the first person to answer with "your mum's cock", will get a slap, somehow.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby jimmy dean on Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:37 am

Your Dads cock :wink:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby RyanWHUFC on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:06 am

When my bird says she's going to get me a beer or cook dinner or something like that and takes forfuckingever to do it, winds me up so much. Headbanger
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby shammy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:42 am

When my bird says she doesnt mind if I go our for a beer with my mates and then doesnt talk to me for 3 days afterwards!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby prophet:marginal on Thu Dec 01, 2011 8:53 am

shammy wrote:When my bird says she doesnt mind if I go our for a beer with my mates and then doesnt talk to me for 3 days afterwards!




...after you've bowled in at 0330, waking her up because you've mislaid your keys?
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby shammy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:01 am

...after you've bowled in at 0330, waking her up because you've mislaid your keys?


It was 3.15 and I thought she had changed the locks!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby davids cross on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:22 am

Whistlers..

People who think we need to hear their whistling......do **** off whistlers.. :lol:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Cambs Iron on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:31 am

The two w*nkers that sit in the staff room at work and do crosswords for what seems to be all day, then proceed to ask me random f*cking questions all the time. What is the point of them being here?!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby EastHammer on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:36 am

The washing powder your mum uses in her knickers
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby shammy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:47 am

Cambs Iron wrote:The two w*nkers that sit in the staff room at work and do crosswords for what seems to be all day, then proceed to ask me random f*cking questions all the time. What is the point of them being here?!



They are teachers and you know you shouldnt be in the staff room!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Kitt the car on Thu Dec 01, 2011 9:52 am

A work there is one woman who will drop things like a bit of paper and then just walk off, not even bothering to pick it up, or she will ask to use something then either walk off with it or just leave it lying around somewhere elsee.

Does my ****ing head in
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Philosophical Dan on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:02 am

Non-hypoallergenic Dwarves.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby James P on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:10 am

Scrappy Doo
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Philosophical Dan on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:15 am

Short people who think they can compensate for their lack of height by being a jumped-up little twat. You know the type - Bernie Ecclestone, Martin O Neil, Sarkozy etc.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby jimmy dean on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:18 am

"On Debut" !!!! ****ing grow up he is "Making his Debut" :evil:
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby orbital on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:19 am

James P wrote:Scrappy Doo


Seconded, annoying little c*nt.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Harlow Hammer on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:21 am

What do you mean......................

You calling me short, I'll f****ing have you I will, just come over here and say that!

I might be small but I'm llike a Jack Russell, will never give in, come on then, lets have it.

In fact I'll take you all on, just because I'm short that won't stop me...........

I hate tall people..........
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby Philosophical Dan on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:28 am

It's nothing to get upset about. You're just an inferior example of manhood, overlooked by women, and passed over for promotion.
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby twixy on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:36 am

People who I give way too when I don't have to when driving who don't say thankyou! And shitbags on Zebra crossings who never say thank you. ****ers on the train who have their music so everybody can hear it. People who laugh too loud. Odd numbers. The little red button in the corner on Sky. and Jim Watt. Im a bit of a grumpy ****er to be honest!
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Re: Little things that irritate you

Postby RyanWHUFC on Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:38 am

Chihuahuas hate them little *****!
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