Little things that irritate you

[Muddy]

The bristles falling out of the toothbrush when you're cleaning your teeth.

Oh, and the first person to answer with "your mum's cock", will get a slap, somehow.

[jimmy dean]

Your Dads cock

[RyanWHUFC]

When my bird says she's going to get me a beer or cook dinner or something like that and takes forfuckingever to do it, winds me up so much.

[shammy]

When my bird says she doesnt mind if I go our for a beer with my mates and then doesnt talk to me for 3 days afterwards!

[prophet:marginal]

When my bird says she doesnt mind if I go our for a beer with my mates and then doesnt talk to me for 3 days afterwards!

...after you've bowled in at 0330, waking her up because you've mislaid your keys?

[shammy]

...after you've bowled in at 0330, waking her up because you've mislaid your keys?

It was 3.15 and I thought she had changed the locks!

[davids cross]

Whistlers..

People who think we need to hear their whistling......do **** off whistlers..

[Cambs Iron]

The two w*nkers that sit in the staff room at work and do crosswords for what seems to be all day, then proceed to ask me random f*cking questions all the time. What is the point of them being here?!

[EastHammer]

The washing powder your mum uses in her knickers

[shammy]

The two w*nkers that sit in the staff room at work and do crosswords for what seems to be all day, then proceed to ask me random f*cking questions all the time. What is the point of them being here?!

They are teachers and you know you shouldnt be in the staff room!

[Kitt the car]

A work there is one woman who will drop things like a bit of paper and then just walk off, not even bothering to pick it up, or she will ask to use something then either walk off with it or just leave it lying around somewhere elsee.

Does my ****ing head in

[Philosophical Dan]

Non-hypoallergenic Dwarves.

[James P]

Scrappy Doo

[Philosophical Dan]

Short people who think they can compensate for their lack of height by being a jumped-up little twat. You know the type - Bernie Ecclestone, Martin O Neil, Sarkozy etc.

[jimmy dean]

"On Debut" !!!! ****ing grow up he is "Making his Debut"

[orbital]

Scrappy Doo

Seconded, annoying little c*nt.

[Harlow Hammer]

What do you mean......................

You calling me short, I'll f****ing have you I will, just come over here and say that!

I might be small but I'm llike a Jack Russell, will never give in, come on then, lets have it.

In fact I'll take you all on, just because I'm short that won't stop me...........

I hate tall people..........

[Philosophical Dan]

It's nothing to get upset about. You're just an inferior example of manhood, overlooked by women, and passed over for promotion.

[twixy]

People who I give way too when I don't have to when driving who don't say thankyou! And shitbags on Zebra crossings who never say thank you. ****ers on the train who have their music so everybody can hear it. People who laugh too loud. Odd numbers. The little red button in the corner on Sky. and Jim Watt. Im a bit of a grumpy ****er to be honest!

[RyanWHUFC]

Chihuahuas hate them little *****!