Little things that irritate you

[Dover KUMB fan]

Men that are obsessed with golf and talk about it all the time. **** off, you boring *****.

Hardly the ideal site to bring that up. Everyone on here is obsessed with Irons

[Clacton-ammer]

Men that are obsessed with golf and talk about it all the time. **** off, you boring *****.

As someone who does love the game, I do agree 100%, they are boring c****.

My FD is the prime example, we had a wash up meeting with auditors, usually takes a few hours, took 6 as he kept talking about ****ing golf!

[prince_huggy]

Wearing my sun glasses into work and leaving my normal glasses on the train :cry:

It didn't help that Ambelio Great Anglia were well cocked up this morning and I got kicked off of the train at Gidea Park

[woodgreenspur]

I think if I lived in Laindon I would substitute every song or song title with the word "London" for "Laindon" because that's the kind of sad existence that I live.

You wouldn't have to change it,just sing it with a Hollywood "Cockernee " accent Laaaainnndon..Job done
Think Guy Ritchie films

[Hampshire Hammer]

Loads of people I know do that. Tell you they live somewhere only to discover it's well outside the place they told you. I always pick them up on it, and they all try to justify it one way or another. Pathetic aspirational helmets.

This is not a new phenomenon, if someone lives in a not so nice area that borders a nicer one then they "push the boundary". Estate agents do it when marketing a house. Some you can understand, especially if the next street, others are taking the piss.

When we were building command and control systems for emergency services dispatch it was a big concern to make sure the gazetteer could deal with it, you don't want the user (or system) hunting for a road in the wrong town and wasting time.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

^^^^ It depends on whether you're buying or selling.

If you're buying it's Southall, if you're selling it's Greenford borders.

[Clacton-ammer]

Next doors cat, feckin horrible little b*stard at the best of times. Now he got one of my blue tits that was nesting in my garden

I am planning on shooting him this weekend though.

[warp]

^ shirley you can make it suffer a little bit more....

[Burningaham]

just given an estate agent both barrells. What a ****.
trouble is i still want the house he is ****ing me around with.

[BromleyHammer]

Estate agents, down there somewhere with paedophiles, cretinous little plebs

[sendô]

My new neighbours, storing all their garden crap in the alleyway, and leaving their sacks out in the alley for the foxes to rip up and leave rubbish strewn across my front garden.

I'm waiting for them to put 2 and 2 together and realise they need to buy a dustbin.

[Philosophical Dan]

My new neighbours, storing all their garden crap in the alleyway, and leaving their sacks out in the alley for the foxes to rip up and leave rubbish strewn across my front garden.

I'm waiting for them to put 2 and 2 together and realise they need to buy a dustbin.

Happening every bin night around here at the moment. b*stard foxes tearing into overfilled bins then ****ting everywhere.

[Tristan Shout]

I kept blaming the foxes for tearing the bin bags up, but I was up really early one morning and caught birds doing it, crows, magpies and seagulls having a field day with them,
I find if you have to put them out the night before just spray a couple of squirts of kitchen cleaner spray stuff on the bag, it deters most animals

[bunk]

Protesters who staged a lie in in the lobby of my uni department. Wasn't let back in the building for 30 minutes by security so was sat on the steps twiddling my thumbs. Greenpeace ****ers...

[Fionn]

People who don't take their backpack's off on the tube.

[BalaamBoy]

^^^^^^ Yes, yes and yes!!!

Especially the really big hikers versions

[hammerdivone]

Network Rails inability to carry out engineering works on time

[Dover KUMB fan]

People who don't take their backpack's off on the tube.

Indeed, annoying & potentially dangerous. Its about time TFL made some kind of posters / window stickers etc advising people to take the bloody things off

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

People who don't take their backpack's off on the tube.

Had a proper stand up row with some dick who kept bumping into me with his backpack. It was huge and this **** kept turning round and turning back again to the point where I could draw no other conclusion that he was doing it on purpose. Had a blazing row with him to the effect of "take the ****ing thing off or get off the train" and he had a go at me for being a moody intolerrant git. That's probably the closest I've come to smacking someone on a train in rush hour.

[ooh look who it is]

The old **** on our road who parks his car outside his house to stop others parking there despite having the room to park two cars in his drive.

Selfish ****