ageing hammer wrote:You are in a women's clothes shop with your Doris. She goes into the changing rooms to try on an outfit. No matter WHERE you decide to stand waiting for her some bird will want to look at the dress or pants at the EXACT place you are standing
I don't really have that problem, as such.
I tend to find a chair to sit on, usually next to a poor, troubled male soul who you blatantly know wants to be at the football, or in the garden with a beer etc.
You kinda have that eye contact and mutual smile, without a smile thing, with both of you knowing the exact score. :lol:
Though I'm fortunate my missus isn't a pain in the arse shopping and I enjoy shopping myself.
We tend to have a laugh by embarrassing the other when we can.
Just the other week, she saw me standing a good 10ft away from the changing room entrance,
As she stepped out with the new dress she was trying on, she raised her voice and said in a really upset voice
"do you think this makes me look fat as well"?!
Me standing there pissing myself didn't quite further endear me to the women standing around the immediate area.