I once had a company car delivered with a totally different plate on the back to the front and headlights that didn't work, needless to say I pointed out that the PDI didn't work.hammerdivone wrote:
Then get home with it only to find they've put the wrong number plates on it! Only one letter out but still ****ing illegal for me to drive!
Little things that irritate you
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- westham,eggyandchips
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100%.Mega Ron wrote:He probably is one of the previously banned posters you're thinking of.
Can't put my finger on who though. I remember a chap called Ironwerx or something like that.
- Greatest Cockney Rip Off
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Josh Widdecombe.
Just f*** off you unfunny, baggy faced-oxygen thieving ****.
Just f*** off you unfunny, baggy faced-oxygen thieving ****.
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People who buy up stuff that's on special offer in a shop or website, and then when the shops/website have sold out they chuck them on eBay with a 50% markup.
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Strayed onto this thread for a catch-up at the same moment that Nationwide TV advert came on, with the smug bint with the crap fringe reciting a 'poem' whereby she lies about some bloke actually moving in with her.
So yeah, that thing.
So yeah, that thing.
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On the subject of adverts. That chocolate one where the bint is stuck on the bus when some flash Herbert pulls up next to her, she then gets off and nicks the drivers hat before jumping in the back of the blokes motor like she's some sort of princess.
I wonder how long it took the authorities to find the stuck up bitch's decomposing body after the complete stranger had finished with her and dumped her in a ditch......
I wonder how long it took the authorities to find the stuck up bitch's decomposing body after the complete stranger had finished with her and dumped her in a ditch......
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Hopefully in the ditch next to the one containing the corpse of the Gladstone Brooks advert guy...delbert wrote:On the subject of adverts. That chocolate one where the bint is stuck on the bus when some flash Herbert pulls up next to her, she then gets off and nicks the drivers hat before jumping in the back of the blokes motor like she's some sort of princess.
I wonder how long it took the authorities to find the stuck up bitch's decomposing body after the complete stranger had finished with her and dumped her in a ditch......
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He was on Graham Norton last night with Ed Sheeran, telling a story about when he went to the Euros and the rest of the England fans realised who he was and started chanting 'You're just a sheet Ed Sheeran!'Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Josh Widdecombe.
Just **** off you unfunny, baggy faced-oxygen thieving ****.
I quite like his self deprecation but his voice is a bit irksome.
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Living in a block of flats irritates me. It's Saturday morning I'm hungover my head hurts and Mr. Singh at number ten has either been ferociously banging the worlds longest nail into his wall or it's his headboard.
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That's bang out of orderDavey1704 wrote:Living in a block of flats irritates me. It's Saturday morning I'm hungover my head hurts and Mr. Singh at number ten has either been ferociously banging the worlds longest nail into his wall or it's his headboard.
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Is he the twat whose always going on about his f*****g mum? He wants a good shoeing.Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:Josh Widdecombe.
Just **** off you unfunny, baggy faced-oxygen thieving ****.
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Davey1704 wrote:Living in a block of flats irritates me. It's Saturday morning I'm hungover my head hurts and Mr. Singh at number ten has either been ferociously banging the worlds longest nail into his wall or it's his headboard.
AH - no need to hammer it home, Davey's pretty irritated already.ageing hammer wrote:That's bang out of order
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That's called enterprise if you ask me. Alan Sugar would be proud.WHU_Del wrote:People who buy up stuff that's on special offer in a shop or website, and then when the shops/website have sold out they chuck them on eBay with a 50% markup.
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The "bint" in question being Audrey Hepburn and I expect she is pretty much decomposed having been dead 20 odd years.delbert wrote:On the subject of adverts. That chocolate one where the bint is stuck on the bus when some flash Herbert pulls up next to her, she then gets off and nicks the drivers hat before jumping in the back of the blokes motor like she's some sort of princess.
I wonder how long it took the authorities to find the stuck up bitch's decomposing body after the complete stranger had finished with her and dumped her in a ditch......
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If his mum's name is "Anne" then he really shouldn't be saying anything!Tenbury wrote:Is he the twat whose always going on about his f*****g mum? He wants a good shoeing.
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People who review stuff on Amazon! A small description is fine but some of these ****ers really go for it and are too full of their own self importance! Tossers!
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Good. That'll teach her for jumping in the back of a strangers car then........Hammers Dad wrote: The "bint" in question being Audrey Hepburn and I expect she is pretty much decomposed having been dead 20 odd years.