Little things that irritate you
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Rihanna. When is she going to f*** off? All her songs sound the same and she's not even that fit. I mean I'd lend her one if she begged of course but she'd have to promise not to sing or request that I make her feel like she's the only girl in the world.
Eoghan McDermott. Most annoying Irish accent ever, completely ruins XFM in the evenings for me.
Eoghan McDermott. Most annoying Irish accent ever, completely ruins XFM in the evenings for me.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Oh and the only certain way to stop cats ****ting in your garden is to get a cat.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
or a dogsendô wrote:Oh and the only certain way to stop cats ****ting in your garden is to get a cat.
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Doesn't work, ours used to let other cats **** in our garden and then go and **** in the neighbours garden themselvessendô wrote:Oh and the only certain way to stop cats ****ting in your garden is to get a cat.
Unless the dog lives in the garden, as soon as they are indoors the ****ing cats seem to swarm over.hammerdivone wrote: or a dog
Why does every cat owner seem to have at least two? There are far too many of them in this country, they should be classified as vermin.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
The thing that is irritating me at the moment is going for a gentle game of badminton and giving my hamstring a tweak stretching for a shot. Done the usual with bag of frozen peas then had a soak in the bath, still hurts so I suspect that is me out of the gym for the next week or so :cry:
EDIT: f*** it, I've just remembered I was playing golf tomorrow evening - not now I suspect
EDIT: f*** it, I've just remembered I was playing golf tomorrow evening - not now I suspect
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I've had a mishap with my hamstring tonight thanks to 5aside. Got in and its side so went to put some deep heat on it. Accidentally scratched my balls with the same hand I applied the cream. Dear god now my balls are on fire. Little bit irritating right now
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People saying things like " Wahooooo i now have a week OF work,time to relax " OFF OFF OFF you Morons :evil:
Re: Little things that irritate you
Hampshire Hammer wrote:The thing that is irritating me at the moment is going for a gentle game of badminton and giving my hamstring a tweak stretching for a shot. Done the usual with bag of frozen peas then had a soak in the bath, still hurts so I suspect that is me out of the gym for the next week or so :
EDIT: **** it, I've just remembered I was playing golf tomorrow evening - not now I suspect
Shuttlecock and golf!....And they said Middle class, middle England was on the decline!
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Pulled a muscle in my back yesterday morning whilst running. Did the same muscle last year - right in the middle of my back, just to the left of my spine, where there's loads of nerves, and near to my heart. Reckon that's at least a week out of the gym, and several nights' sleep ruined.
I hate getting injuries.
I hate getting injuries.
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Tweaked my left ankle playing football at the weekend. Really annoying, not a major injury but I constantly find myself absent mindedly stretching it while I'm sitting at my desk which I know isn't doing it any good.
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Unfunny people from the North West of England and/or Ireland, absolutely everywhere on TV and/or Radio.
No likey?
Then f*ck off and die slowly, you insignificant inbred c*nt.
No likey?
Then f*ck off and die slowly, you insignificant inbred c*nt.
Re: Little things that irritate you
Its funny how accents are portrayed by BBC....Irish and scousers are lovable rogues....Cockneys are bone head racists
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Specifically Northern Ireland, the accent is much worse than the Southerners (apologies to our NI Hammers)rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Unfunny people from the North West of England and/or Ireland, absolutely everywhere on TV and/or Radio.
No likey?
Then f*ck off and die slowly, you insignificant inbred c*nt.
Colin Murray's vowel mangling, Liverpool love ins are too much for me to take.
Plus, Patrick Kielty. I can't even begin to go into how much of a cock I think this man is.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
shammy wrote:
Shuttlecock and golf!....And they said Middle class, middle England was on the decline!
hammerdivone wrote: ^^^^^^^ Badminton
*sniggers*
I should add, cute women in short skirts bobbing around a badminton court works for me.
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"Only two more sleeps and then 10 days on holiday , yay me!!"jimmy dean wrote:People saying things like " Wahooooo i now have a week OF work,time to relax " OFF OFF OFF you Morons :evil:
c****.
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Hampshire Hammer wrote:The thing that is irritating me at the moment is going for a gentle game of badminton and giving my hamstring a tweak stretching for a shot.
sendô wrote:Tweaked my left ankle playing football at the weekend.
Philosophical Dan wrote:Pulled a muscle in my back yesterday morning whilst running.
All this fitness stuff is bad for your health.Slacking student wrote:I've had a mishap with my hamstring tonight thanks to 5aside.
Since I gave up playing soldiers, I have been injury free. No hamstring problems, no tweaked ankles, no muscle spasm...nothing.
You'll stay fitter being a lazy c**t like me :lol:
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Re: Little things that irritate you
Can someone please explain to me why I get furiously angry at other people's cheery, fluffy views on the world?
The more 'cheery' they appear, the more I consider them to be blinkered, naive and middle of the road.
I feel like I just want to grab them by the neck and say 'look, this is how the world really is, you c*nt'.
Is a character flaw for me, or is it them?
The more 'cheery' they appear, the more I consider them to be blinkered, naive and middle of the road.
I feel like I just want to grab them by the neck and say 'look, this is how the world really is, you c*nt'.
Is a character flaw for me, or is it them?
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I'm the same, I then feel the need to batter them into depression with me views.rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:Can someone please explain to me why I get furiously angry at other people's cheery, fluffy views on the world?
The more 'cheery' they appear, the more I consider them to be blinkered, naive and middle of the road.
I feel like I just want to grab them by the neck and say 'look, this is how the world really is, you c*nt'.
Is a character flaw for me, or is it them?