Little things that irritate you

[orbital]

Panda bears.

What the f*ck is their purpose?

Yeah, they have patchy eyes and they look cuddly, but they f*cking sit there, like f*cking dumplings, refusing to mate, can't be arsed to f*cking live or breathe on their own.
We spend the equivalent of the GDP of Macedonia trying to fly them to other countries to get a reception fanfare like the f*cking Pope, house them, feed them, bathe them, support them, make them f*ck, make them breed and all they do is sit there like f*cking wombles, in the corner of their huts, monitored 24hrs a day, eating f*cking bamboo and making stupid f*cking mating noises like f*cking Flipper the Dolphin.
Confused c*nts.

Even when they do breed and one of them manages to sh*t out a small, pink pathetic excuse for a baby, the mother neglects the little sh*t and puts it's life in risk by laying on the c*nt, so we have to then look after that little pr*ck too.
Radio 4 even had a segment on these patchy c*nts. Radio 4?!!! Why? You're f*cking grown ups.

Dullards of the animal world that are on the animal kingdom equivalent of the f*cking dole, that just need to go extinct as soon as possible and save us all a world of f*cking annoyance and sh*t and enough money to solve Greece and Portugal's deficit crisis 3 times over.

C*nts.

Quality ranting Rars

[the oldham stripper]

when downloading or copying something & it gets to 5 secs left then 15 minutes later its still got 5 secs left, annoys the f**k out of me

[wizzo_66]

when you download something & it gets to 5 secs left then 15 minutes later its still got 5 secs left, annoys the f**k out of me

Nuke the c***s

[warp]

when downloading or copying something & it gets to 5 secs left then 15 minutes later its still got 5 secs left, annoys the f**k out of me

[Cockneyboy311]

DZ

Give Kevin at K Barbers Emporium in Leigh on Sea a go.

He's a classically trained barber and an award winning stylist.

He goes on a bit, but he's quite harmless and quite a laugh and he can cut hair.

An unexpectedly camp post from you RARS

[White Goodman]

DZ

Give Kevin at K Barbers Emporium in Leigh on Sea a go.

He's a classically trained barber and an award winning stylist.

He goes on a bit, but he's quite harmless and quite a laugh and he can cut hair.

Whatever happened to Lee Stafford. He used to be celeb flavour of the month but I noticed his much vaunted salon in Leigh is empty now.

[Cockneyboy311]

Whatever happened to Lee Stafford. He used to be celeb flavour of the month but I noticed his much vaunted salon in Leigh is empty now.

He's to busy shagging that bird from The Hustle.

[Dyer's Leg]

The in-laws have offered to have the sprog overnight on Saturday. So, I spot there is two tickets left to see Jimmy Carr in Chatham. Go all the way through checkout, only to find the tickets have gone. OK, no problem I thought, I know what I will do. I will book a table in the restaurant the in-laws bought us vouchers for at Christmas. I give them a call, only to hear a voicemail message saying the place has burnt down and won't be open again until late in the summer.

FFS!

[Kent Bubble Blower]

I will book a table in the restaurant the in-laws bought us vouchers for at Christmas. I give them a call, only to hear a voicemail message saying the place has burnt down and won't be open again until late in the summer.

FFS!

The Oak on the Green?

[evomutant]

Silly self-publicizing dippy bints who write bollox articles in the Daily Mail getting so much attention from the rest of the media.

[Dyer's Leg]

KBB, yep.

[Kent Bubble Blower]

KBB, yep.

Heard about that the other week. Shame because it's a really nice place!

[Cambs Iron]

The 'Why women don't get men' thread dying a slow and painful death..... Also the confession thread but guess that has its limits.

[Dyer's Leg]

Heard about that the other week. Shame because it's a really nice place!

Guess I will find out in the summer

[sendô]

Dopey bint on the A13 this morning hogging the outside lane giving me a load of verbal because I was waiting patiently behind her for her to wake up and pull over into the middle lane. Followed me down teh road flashing for about 2 miles. Shame really, wrong type of flashing.

****ers who think their work is more important than everything else I do and expect me to drop everything and/or rearrange my entire week around them.

Missing getting my £300 off worth of expenses in by the cut off by 2 days because I was off gallivanting around the country on company business.

[Muddy]

People who bang on about stuff they know nothing about.

[Hammer Laffers]

Boring days at work. I only ever work on the cars on overtime or if I'm asked to as I have no one to work with. And I don't mind it as I'm my own boss and I enjoy my own company but it's so quiet it's boring.

I've been at work since 10 and I've only had two calls and I've pretty much driven down every road in plumstead today fishing for something to do. Can't wait to be back on an ambulance tomorrow and the weekend and run ragged.

[squatski]

Morisons.

they need to wake the **** up in the Thai and indian department, why is it, they now sell something as odd as galangal ginger, yet they don't sell the thing I wanted which was a jar of shrimp paste. the recipe I'm doing requeirs shrimp paste so it's ****ing shrimp paste they better have but no.
supermarkets have got better over the last 5 years though, 5 years ago you'd never be able to get something like butter ghee. now you can, but now if they boast about selling obscure ingredients why not just go all the way and do it properly. means I gotta now do a green curry with 90% of the ingredients

[jimmy dean]

Waiters and Waitresses that call you GUY "hi guys everything ok..can i get you a drink guys..are you going to chance dessert guys " **** off

[hammerdivone]

Waiters and Waitresses that call you GUY "hi guys everything ok..can i get you a drink guys..are you going to chance dessert guys " **** off evil:

You're not Mrs hd1 are you??

**** me that's her pet hate!