Little things in life that make you smile

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Two nines and still went round in 93
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richard99cook wrote:Two nines and still went round in 93

hence your user name? :D
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HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
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Monkeybubbles wrote:HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

Amen to that brother
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Beautiful ladies bottoms - just popped to Morrisions, this beautiful 25 ish age lady, had some very tight and small jean shorts on, it was a joy to walk slowly around the shop even though I only wanted 20 smokes.
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Clacton-ammer wrote:Beautiful ladies bottoms - just popped to Morrisions, this beautiful 25 ish age lady, had some very tight and small jean shorts on, it was a joy to walk slowly around the shop even though I only wanted 20 smokes.
Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round. I don't let that spoil my enjoyment though.
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^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome

Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
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BOBFOC's....
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1875Hammer wrote:Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round.
The official term from that is a "B.O.B.F.O.C". - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome

Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.

Love this. Will be using in the future :lol:
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1875Hammer wrote:Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round. I don't let that spoil my enjoyment though.
I think Clacton maybe means ladies bottoms that are beautiful, rather than the bottoms of beautiful ladies.
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome

Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
Found out the other day that this is called bakku in Japan.
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My birthday today - got other stuff from the family yesterday, but opened cards from step-kids 2 & 3 and the missus today. Missus has managed to write her card upside down; step-kid 2 has "corrected" the age in hers from 59 to 57 with a bit of last minute generosity (I'm 55!); step-kid 3 has moon-pigged a card, and done a lovely job but missed one of the standard lines so it says "love from Harvey" on it - we know no-one called Harvey (unless it's supposed to be Harvey the rabbit... but no).

And amongst all of that, I got this year's home shirt, actually in the right size!

All in all a good day :D
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A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."


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davids cross wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be ... s-37174417" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;"


A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."

That's ok then......Image
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"It was a great evening.............the only issue was when my husband got shot in the head"

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davids cross wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be ... s-37174417" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;"


A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."


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That's ok then......Image

The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan :D
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ageing hammer wrote: The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan :
"Oh, the humanity "

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ageing hammer wrote:The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan :D
It looks more like a pair of tits than an aris.
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Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: It looks more like a pair of tits than an aris.
Depends what angle you're looking at it, definitely looks like a buttplug in it from here :D

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