Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
richard99cook wrote:Two nines and still went round in 93
hence your user name?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Monkeybubbles wrote:HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
Amen to that brother
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Beautiful ladies bottoms - just popped to Morrisions, this beautiful 25 ish age lady, had some very tight and small jean shorts on, it was a joy to walk slowly around the shop even though I only wanted 20 smokes.
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Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round. I don't let that spoil my enjoyment though.Clacton-ammer wrote:Beautiful ladies bottoms - just popped to Morrisions, this beautiful 25 ish age lady, had some very tight and small jean shorts on, it was a joy to walk slowly around the shop even though I only wanted 20 smokes.
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^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome
Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
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The official term from that is a "B.O.B.F.O.C". - "Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch".1875Hammer wrote:Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round.
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome
Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
Love this. Will be using in the future :lol:
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I think Clacton maybe means ladies bottoms that are beautiful, rather than the bottoms of beautiful ladies.1875Hammer wrote:Do they have to be beautiful? I've often spent time watching a woman who I think I could leave my wife for only to find she has a face like a bag of spanners when she turns round. I don't let that spoil my enjoyment though.
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Found out the other day that this is called bakku in Japan.Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:^^^^ The Kronenbourg Syndrome
Looks 16 from the back and 64 from the front.
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My birthday today - got other stuff from the family yesterday, but opened cards from step-kids 2 & 3 and the missus today. Missus has managed to write her card upside down; step-kid 2 has "corrected" the age in hers from 59 to 57 with a bit of last minute generosity (I'm 55!); step-kid 3 has moon-pigged a card, and done a lovely job but missed one of the standard lines so it says "love from Harvey" on it - we know no-one called Harvey (unless it's supposed to be Harvey the rabbit... but no).
And amongst all of that, I got this year's home shirt, actually in the right size!
All in all a good day
And amongst all of that, I got this year's home shirt, actually in the right size!
All in all a good day
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A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."
That's ok then......
A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."
That's ok then......
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"Apart from that Mrs Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"davids cross wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be ... s-37174417" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;"
A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."
That's ok then......
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"It was a great evening.............the only issue was when my husband got shot in the head"
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davids cross wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-be ... s-37174417" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;"
A spokesman said: "The flight went really well and the only issue was when it landed."
That's ok then......
The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan
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"Oh, the humanity "ageing hammer wrote: The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan :
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
It looks more like a pair of tits than an aris.ageing hammer wrote:The flying bum crashes, looks like the **** hit the fan
Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Depends what angle you're looking at it, definitely looks like a buttplug in it from hereGreatest Cockney Rip Off wrote: It looks more like a pair of tits than an aris.