The comments are worth a read tooA plucky German nudist out for a swim at a local lake was left in agony after an angler hooked his worm.
Herbert Fendt - an alias the embarrassed man adopted to spare his family's blushes - was taking a dip in the Kaisersee, near Augsburg in south-eastern Germany, when the tackle-on-tackle action occurred.
Initially the man thought he’d caught his todger on some weeds in the lake - a popular spot for fisherman and nudists - but soon discovered the cause of the pain.
“I cried out to the fisherman ashore shouting ‘do not pull, do not pull’. I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in,” Fendt told the local press.
Back at the lakeside, Fendt was unable to remove the hook – but he cut the fishing line and cycled home before he drove to the hospital where a slightly amused doc was on hand to help.
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Angler hooks German's todger at nudist lake
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On a vaguely similar theme.....
Mrs Monkeybubbles was out on the sea with her kayak club yesterday evening and they noticed what looked like a feller in trouble in the shallow water, and a woman in a black dress that seemed to be helping him.
They paddled closer to see if they could help, and realised that the woman's dress was rubber, and she had a leash that was fastened around his scrotum. She pushed him in the water so he fell over, then tugged on the leash to get him out. Again and again. They knew Mrs MB and her mates were watching, but carried on anyway.
Fair play.
Mrs Monkeybubbles was out on the sea with her kayak club yesterday evening and they noticed what looked like a feller in trouble in the shallow water, and a woman in a black dress that seemed to be helping him.
They paddled closer to see if they could help, and realised that the woman's dress was rubber, and she had a leash that was fastened around his scrotum. She pushed him in the water so he fell over, then tugged on the leash to get him out. Again and again. They knew Mrs MB and her mates were watching, but carried on anyway.
Fair play.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Probably Vietnammer up to his old tricks againMonkeybubbles wrote:On a vaguely similar theme.....
Mrs Monkeybubbles was out on the sea with her kayak club yesterday evening and they noticed what looked like a feller in trouble in the shallow water, and a woman in a black dress that seemed to be helping him.
They paddled closer to see if they could help, and realised that the woman's dress was rubber, and she had a leash that was fastened around his scrotum. She pushed him in the water so he fell over, then tugged on the leash to get him out. Again and again. They knew Mrs MB and her mates were watching, but carried on anyway.
Fair play.
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Poets day
Currently sat in my 3000 litre easy pool,
Water temperature 26C
Chilled glass of cider
Radio on
Nailed it
Currently sat in my 3000 litre easy pool,
Water temperature 26C
Chilled glass of cider
Radio on
Nailed it
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One great moment last night. As I was walking around the back of Westfield to grab a burger, a bunch of our lot crossed the road in front of a bus. The driver beeped his horn and someone shouted out "oh, it's ****ing Dyer's Leg". :lol:
Anyone want to own up?
Anyone want to own up?
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Made me smile reading it too.
Alas, it wasn't me as I finished at 12 yesterday lunch time - and it's the wrong side of the river.
Alas, it wasn't me as I finished at 12 yesterday lunch time - and it's the wrong side of the river.
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:lol:Claretdave wrote:One great moment last night. As I was walking around the back of Westfield to grab a burger, a bunch of our lot crossed the road in front of a bus. The driver beeped his horn and someone shouted out "oh, it's ****ing Dyer's Leg".
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Judge's 'LOL' as he jails online boaster
I've no idea what language the crim was writing in his postsA man who avoided prison after being convicted of a street attack has been jailed for refusing to perform unpaid work, then boasting about it online.
David Newlands, 24, was given 150 hours community service for punching a vulnerable man in Glasgow last year.
He refused to perform the unpaid work and was twice given another chance.
Judge Norman Ritchie jailed Newlands for nine months after hearing he posted on Facebook: "I'm out bro, easy." The judge added: "As they say, LOL."
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hammerdivone wrote:Claretdave eating burgers
Cheeky sod. I will rate Easyburger out of ten later today if we get there.
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My supposedly intelligent colleague telling another colleague how she "didn't get altitude sickness up Ben Nevis" at the weekend.
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Red Robin in my garden, has got so tame it actually sat on my shoulder yesterday
I did check to see if it shat on me after.
I did check to see if it shat on me after.
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A bloke sitting in a van outside the shop over the road, with the radio blaring out "Power of Love" at full volume.
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Nothing to do with tameness ............it's sheer opportunism by him.Clacton-ammer wrote:Red Robin in my garden, has got so tame it actually sat on my shoulder yesterday
He's got to gather for a nest......
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:lol:
Serious lolz Crossey, I told you earlier, "veet" a mans best friend, I find myself walking around the supermarkets with top off just to show my clean back, many positive comments have ensued, rubbing and "oohh, so smooth" have also been heard, there has also been a few negative comments to my state of undress, particularly in the Butchers, but haters gonna hate.
Serious lolz Crossey, I told you earlier, "veet" a mans best friend, I find myself walking around the supermarkets with top off just to show my clean back, many positive comments have ensued, rubbing and "oohh, so smooth" have also been heard, there has also been a few negative comments to my state of undress, particularly in the Butchers, but haters gonna hate.
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Here we go then...
Pictures from Veet promotions.
In picture one ...the spray appears to have turned a black man into a white man.
The ears....
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Pictures from Veet promotions.
In picture one ...the spray appears to have turned a black man into a white man.
The ears....
And...