Little things in life that make you smile
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Work's good mate apart from the little shits who get in there and rip everything up at weekends and in the evenings.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Yesterday, I overheard one of the dozy old ****ers who works in our Non Marine Team. He was having a conversation with one of the young women in the team and they were discussing her bloke.
Him : So have you got a boyfriend Claudia?
Claudia : Yes, been seeing him a couple of years now.
Him : Oh right, what does he do?
Claudia : He's a black cab driver
Him : (Pauses to think) You're into that sort of thing then?
Claudia : Into what sort of thing?
Him : Black men
:lol:
Didn't quite know where to put myself.
Him : So have you got a boyfriend Claudia?
Claudia : Yes, been seeing him a couple of years now.
Him : Oh right, what does he do?
Claudia : He's a black cab driver
Him : (Pauses to think) You're into that sort of thing then?
Claudia : Into what sort of thing?
Him : Black men
:lol:
Didn't quite know where to put myself.
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^^^ :lol: Classic. Should be a "Ill get me coat" Fast Show sketch
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this guy is 66 years old and ticks every -ist box in the book .Greatest Cockney Rip Off wrote:^^^ :lol: Classic. Should be a "Ill get me coat" Fast Show sketch
Had lunch with him and few others last week and he spent the whole lunch and I mean, whole lunch staring at my Deputy's tits until she actually said can you stop please. He didn't even bother trying to deny it.
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Pics please .White Goodman wrote: He didn't even bother trying to deny it.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
My six year old this morning.
We are talking about today's vote driving to her grandparents (school polling station)
She states her mum will be voting 'remain' and asked me what I'll be voting (leave)
I hear sniffles and her lip starts quivering, a tear appears.
I pull over and ask her what is wrong 'You are leaving, I won't see you again'
silly sausage.
We are talking about today's vote driving to her grandparents (school polling station)
She states her mum will be voting 'remain' and asked me what I'll be voting (leave)
I hear sniffles and her lip starts quivering, a tear appears.
I pull over and ask her what is wrong 'You are leaving, I won't see you again'
silly sausage.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
Due to people not observing the highway code and not allowing me to pull away from a stop without them giving way, I've already developed the habit of creeping forward until somebody has no choice but to give way - and the little thing that makes me smile is when drivers, usually those that drive German makes, then feel the need to try and intimidate me by driving right up my arse like they would if I was in a car.
I'm in a 15 ton, 36 foot long bus. I can't even see them when they tailgate, let alone get intimidated by it :lol:
I'm in a 15 ton, 36 foot long bus. I can't even see them when they tailgate, let alone get intimidated by it :lol:
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I normally give way to buses if I see them waiting. Dunno if I will anymore.
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Got to admit to being a tit-starer. I try to fight it, really. Haven't been told off yet.White Goodman wrote:Had lunch with him and few others last week and he spent the whole lunch and I mean, whole lunch staring at my Deputy's tits until she actually said can you stop please. He didn't even bother trying to deny it.
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Quite a lot of people do - but the main culprits that don't are the previously mentioned German Drivers, but also add to that 4x4 drivers (Usually Nissan Quasqai).vietnammer wrote:I normally give way to buses if I see them waiting. Dunno if I will anymore.
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Oh your a bus driver, you haven't mentioned it before.-DL- wrote:Due to people not observing the highway code and not allowing me to pull away from a stop without them giving way, I've already developed the habit of creeping forward until somebody has no choice but to give way - and the little thing that makes me smile is when drivers, usually those that drive German makes, then feel the need to try and intimidate me by driving right up my arse like they would if I was in a car.
I'm in a 15 ton, 36 foot long bus. I can't even see them when they tailgate, let alone get intimidated by it :lol:
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That has made me laugh out loud. :lol:bobbymooresbracelet wrote:
Oh your a bus driver, you haven't mentioned it before.
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Of Steve ? Sure , will do on Monday.the pink palermo wrote:
Pics please .
He looks like Albert Steptoe.
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What - just what, seriously - in my browsing history suggests I'd be tempted?
TV guide with Emmerdale? Countryfile?
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You dirty old man .White Goodman wrote:He looks like Albert Steptoe.
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I don't mean to lower the tone but Kelly Brooks bosom's on C5 are making me very happy.
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When I receive e-mails like this:
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"You entered a graziadaily competition -- AND WON!"
£100 for my next shop on Lurpak.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile
we are genetically programmed to be. not our fault.vietnammer wrote:Got to admit to being a tit-starer.