Little things in life that make you smile

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Dealing with a customer with the surname Kumburger! Luckily it was by email and not face to face!
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Arshdeep Kumburger.
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“I’m not going to sugar-coat it. I cried tears of joy when I signed with West Ham,” “This is truly a dream come true"


American, just signed for West Ham.

Bless her. Seem so happy, dream come true.

Not on the instagram thing, so someone give her a Hammers welcome from me... :thup: :)
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That We Buy Any Car radio advert with Phillip Schofield, for some reason always cracks me up.....
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The left-wing majority in NUMB. :)
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The right-wing majority in NUMB. :)
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All of you childish c**** on NUMB
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all of you childish c****, anywhere
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cahnts, full stop.
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I can't help feeling that the last five posts are all directed at me.
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Vain caahhnnttss
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Picking and eating the bumper crop of cheeries from the cherry tree in the back garden.

Especially when I see the price of the things in the supermarkets.
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The Black & Decker workmate. Just a sensational piece of design.

Also, my growing confidence as an engineer, outside of the confines of my training (Electronic & Electrical Engineering) and my profession (IT Systems Engineer). Missing a pressure screw for one of the baby gates, replacement packs of 4 were all that was available. So I found a coach screw of the same gauge in the shed, cut it to the correct length, then affixed a stopper with araldite - works perfectly.

Helps that I have a properly organised and stocked tool shed, of course. I bloody love that shed, me. I seriously doubt I'd have thought to find a solution like that in the past, I'd have just sunk another £10 on Amazon.
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The bird with the tidy bum on the escalator this morning who had her skirt half tucked into her knickers. 8-)
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If you took a photo of that it would now be illegal. Won't be long before we could get arrested for imagining what you saw.
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sendô wrote:The bird with the tidy bum on the escalator this morning who had her skirt half tucked into her knickers. 8-)
You are Christopher Chope and I claim my new camera on expenses.
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DasNutNock wrote:The Black & Decker workmate. Just a sensational piece of design.

Also, my growing confidence as an engineer, outside of the confines of my training (Electronic & Electrical Engineering) and my profession (IT Systems Engineer). Missing a pressure screw for one of the baby gates, replacement packs of 4 were all that was available. So I found a coach screw of the same gauge in the shed, cut it to the correct length, then affixed a stopper with araldite - works perfectly.
You could of just bought a piece of cut studding/allthread plenty off a decent fastener company, you can buy them on there own would of cost pennies, oh and being a bit of a fastener pedant, it would of been a coach bolt you cut down not a screw :oops:
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It was a coach bolt, yes. I cut the threaded piece off.

I could have bought lots of things to do the job, instead I used some bits I had in the shed :)
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Georgee Paris wrote:If you took a photo of that it would now be illegal. Won't be long before we could get arrested for imagining what you saw.
Indeed, as it was I was lucky to get away with having my trousers around my ankles.
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