Little things in life that make you smile

[Monkeybubbles]

It gets better with every line....

[Samba]

Blimey, seen the weather forecast for next week?
SCORCHIO!!!

[WHU_Del]

Going back to adverts, I like Zlatan in that Visa advert:
'It reminded me of me.'
But then I'm not sure if he's playing it for laughs or, being Zlatan, that that is what he would actually think!

[S-H]

Blimey, seen the weather forecast for next week?
SCORCHIO!!!

[Toulouse_Iron]

My brain coming up with the portmanteau "Spectacularse", with no prompting from me, when confronted with a woman with one of the nicest bottoms I've seen in a long time in just the right trousers on the metro the other day.

[Samba]

My brain coming up with the portmanteau "Spectacularse", with no prompting from me, when confronted with a woman with one of the nicest bottoms I've seen in a long time in just the right trousers on the metro the other day.

That's just GOT to go into the next edition of the OED!

[badabing]

My brain coming up with the portmanteau "Spectacularse", with no prompting from me, when confronted with a woman with one of the nicest bottoms I've seen in a long time in just the right trousers on the metro the other day.

Dropping my lad at school last week, there's a lad he's friendly with whose mum has a superb pair on her. I muttered under my breath, "god that's boobylicious", he overheard me and said " what dad, what's boobylicious, where, what you on about". I had to backtrack frantically, managed to convince him I'd dropped a boob at work!

[AnthraxDave]

I got a 2:2 for my Child & Adolescent Mental Health Degree.
(Missed out on a 2:1 by a single grade point - a B- instead of C+ in one Module would have swung it)

Then I reflect....5 years ago, I was in a dead-end job working for the local Council. Management had no faith in me despite my (not being arrogant) excellence at the job, denied me training opportunities because I was not an ass-kisser and that I was (apparently) not clever enough for University education. They refused my request to go part time to study. Then bullied me into leaving. Various clique (female!) workmates hated me.

I am PMSL hearing from friends still there at how annoyed they are that I proved them wrong. Might even accept the offer of a night out with them in a few weeks.

[Samba]

I got a 2:2 for my Child & Adolescent Mental Health Degree.
(Missed out on a 2:1 by a single grade point - a B- instead of C+ in one Module would have swung it).

Still fantastic news, Dave.
Many congratulations!

[Mega Ron]

Yep. Well played Dave.

[-DL-]

This headline...

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[Cuenca 'ammer]

This headline...

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/22/massive- ... s-7652118/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

wasn't sure if the prick in the headline headline referred to Johnson or the yellow thing he was holding....

[Cuenca 'ammer]

loads of posts in the GD suggesting some players who we have never heard of until now who will be "A great signing".."Get it done".."this will be a fantastic window if we sign 17 new players..."

:lol:

[Joyeux Marteau]

Firstly Great Work Dave

Secondly Fat Toni's pizza. Only available in the (Gloucester) shires at the moment but well worth it!

[DasNutNock]

Cycling along the Kennet & Avon canal with my eldest daughter, especially around the Caen Lock section. We’re very lucky to have such a beautifully maintained canal network in this country.

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

The number of crosses that are seriously overhit in the World Cup. Not Hackney Marshes but the finals of the World Cup.

[DasNutNock]

Adverts for TVs that demonstrate how good the picture and colour is on their new model, by showing you how good it looks - on your TV.

[sendô]

^ the blackest of blacks, as I watch on my 10 year old Technosonic that has fingerprints smeared across the bottom half.

[westham,eggyandchips]

Rubbish transvestites. If your gonna dress as a woman, at least make the effort. :lol:

[chelmsfordhammer91]

Rubbish transvestites. If your gonna dress as a woman, at least make the effort. :lol:

There's one round Chelmsford that looks a spitting image of Doc from back to the future....but in a flowery dress and work boots!