Little things in life that make you smile

[WHU_Del]

Yes, I know they're absolutely everywhere, but this from the club's official Twitter made me laugh:

[Greatest Cockney Rip Off]

Pavement collision between some arse looking at his phone and not where he was going and some arse riding a bike on the pavement. The ensuing argument between the two was a joy to behold. When dumb met dumber.

[De Niro]

Job hunting for a couple of months without much success, then getting three offers in one day

[warp]

might have mentioned it before, but i really love bright red lipstick.






(yes, it suits my face )

[Mega Ron]

This arrived at my house on Saturday:



I can't wait to hang it up

[westham,eggyandchips]

Listening to the cricket commentary -

"Can Willey get De Kock out?"

:lol:

[wolf359]

My 6 year old girl running into my room this morning (as she often does). Her first words were, 'what was the score, did West Ham beat Liverpool again? '

They sure did my child, they sure did

[davids cross]

Ogbonna (120'+1minutes)

120 +1......

[Eggchaser]

In the car on the way to work this morning and hearing Gerry & the Pacemakers on the stereo :lol:

[westham,eggyandchips]

Receiving a group email from my boss which all members of staff got having a moan about a certain procedure that was NOT being carried out, only for everyone to reply back, that we wasnt even aware of such procedure.

2hrs passed and he then apologised to all members of staff, as he'd forgot to tell us about this months ago.

Helmet.

[djclipz]

Changing lanes and not hitting the cats eyes.

[Rocketron]

Changing lanes and not hitting the cats eyes.

You read Iain Banks ?

[Claretdave]

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This.

[Kludgehammer]

Amazing the amount of porn "researching" that goes on

[djclipz]

You read Iain Banks ?

No, I have not... I take it the same is done in one.

[The Gibbins]

A guy very rudely running and pushing people out of the way to get onto the bus first yesterday, only for his Oyster to have no balance and have to walk off the bus :lol:

[fjthegrey]

My step brother is 19 years old. He has no qualifications, several thousand pounds of debt, no permanent residence as he has been evicted or kicked out by family members, he works 7 hours in a week at a coffee shop that will sack him soon because he's regularly late or a non attendee at his bi weekly shifts. I once looked at his bank statement and saw that he had taken out a payday loan to buy a Dominos pizza.

Him and his girlfriend of 2 months are having a baby. It's planned. She is also 19, lives at home with her parents in a small house and works part time at a local shop.

I couldn't help but laugh.

[Gormalysis]

saw that he had taken out a payday loan to buy a Dominos pizza.

That is brilliant :lol:

[Dover KUMB fan]

My step brother is 19 years old. He has no qualifications, several thousand pounds of debt, no permanent residence as he has been evicted or kicked out by family members, he works 7 hours in a week at a coffee shop that will sack him soon because he's regularly late or a non attendee at his bi weekly shifts. I once looked at his bank statement and saw that he had taken out a payday loan to buy a Dominos pizza.

Him and his girlfriend of 2 months are having a baby. It's planned. She is also 19, lives at home with her parents in a small house and works part time at a local shop.

I couldn't help but laugh.

Are not going to offer a friendly 'straightener'?

[Moxy]

My step brother is 19 years old. He has no qualifications, several thousand pounds of debt, no permanent residence as he has been evicted or kicked out by family members, he works 7 hours in a week at a coffee shop that will sack him soon because he's regularly late or a non attendee at his bi weekly shifts. I once looked at his bank statement and saw that he had taken out a payday loan to buy a Dominos pizza.

Him and his girlfriend of 2 months are having a baby. It's planned. She is also 19, lives at home with her parents in a small house and works part time at a local shop.

I couldn't help but laugh.

Sounds like he'll get a few quid when he appears in the Jeremy Kyle show FJ.