Little things in life that make you smile

[fjthegrey]

Deciding to personalise my phone in an original 4 Sonic the Hedgehog games theme and going through all the music.

Sonic 3 will never be bettered.

[Philosophical Dan]

Seeing the office ****er, who drives a Maserati, stood in the car park with the AA looking at his car. Happens at least once a week at the moment.

[hammerdivone]

Seeing the office ****er, who drives a Maserati, stood in the car park with the AA looking at his car. Happens at least once a week at the moment.

Wait till it rains and he has to drive in wellies

[Philosophical Dan]

He stacked it into the car park barrier during the monsoon earlier this year.

[the celestial insect]

Freshly ground, strong black coffee and croissants breakfast combo. The taste of holidays.

[Philosophical Dan]

The amount of unbelievably hot crumpet wearing next to f*ck all today. My standards ain't where they used to be, for sure, but I care not, as I'm working from home today, and shall be decamping to a pub by the river shortly.

[Philosophical Dan]

Knock on the door from possibly the world's most optimistic salesman:

"Alright mate - we're in the area today, selling fish".

[Matt of iron]

Myself in Marks and spencer in a queue of about 115 people.

The old lady at the beginning of the queue then walks off smiling as we realise none of us where actually in a queue to pay.

Just stood behind an old woman. :lol:

[woodford]

Knock on the door from possibly the world's most optimistic salesman:

"Alright mate - we're in the area today, selling fish".

had a call at about 8 last night from some fool trying to sell me slatted blinds ? ! how random can that be ?? at least you may eat fish

[Philosophical Dan]

I like to buy fish from a supermarket, fishmonger or occasionally the wholesale markets in town. I tend not to buy it from a daft looking **** in a van who's passing by on the hottest day if the year.

Blinds, however - that's just barking. I wonder how many "no" and "f*** off" responses he gets for every "yes".

[woodford]

Blinds, however - that's just barking. I wonder how many "no" and "**** off" responses he gets for every "yes".

well he got 2 of those from my house

[Harlow Hammer]

Tomorrow is my last day in a job I don't particulary like and have done bugger all for the last few days and will do nothing tomorrow apart from stroll around the office with a big grin on my face!

I then have a weeks holiday with the family

I start a new job on 4th Aug which pays me quite a bit more than I am currently getting.

Out on the lash tonight for a few leaving drinks

[Morocco Mole]

My missus falling arse over tit in the middle of a top restaurant in Palm Beach that was absolutely rammed and buzzing, right in front of, of all people a visibly amused Andrew Neil. Wished I'd had the wherewithal to get the iPhone out and take a picture....

[Clacton-ammer]

Nice one Harlow

Driving to work this morning, beautiful white cat getting merked by a squirrel, I am positive the squirrel when he got away gave the cat the finger and mooned him, marvellous scenes.

[Monkey Mike]

3 men attempting to rob someone get taking to the cleaners by martial arts champion.

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Lovely stuff.

[Tin Hat]

Freshly ground, strong black coffee and croissants breakfast combo. The taste of holidays.

[Monkey Mike]

My missus getting tired of having no hair products whilst camping and asking me to **** on her so she can use my spunk to add some volume to her hair. Then getting back to my beer and book in my chair, sat in the sunshine, with the occasional glance at her hair!

[hammer]

My missus...

[Hambrosia Stu]

My missus getting tired of having no hair products whilst camping and asking me to **** on her so she can use my spunk to add some volume to her hair. Then getting back to my beer and book in my chair, sat in the sunshine, with the occasional glance at her hair!

Could be a recurring theme of your holiday, methinks

"Hey, love, that wind/rain/sun/heat has played havoc with your hair......"

[ageing hammer]

I found this amusing

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