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Little things in life that make you smile
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Massive, massive hats off to these fans......
Their team hasn't scored for five games.............the fans (helpfully) show them where the goal is.
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Their team hasn't scored for five games.............the fans (helpfully) show them where the goal is.
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Like the bloke top left at the start who has his arrow the wrong way round and slowly realises. Well funny when they start moving with the play!
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And the bloke below him (left) who has to unravel his......vietnammer wrote:Like the bloke top left at the start who has his arrow the wrong way round and slowly realises.
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Seeing a huge pink plastic penis in the window of someone's flat, then realising it was the tower of a kid's inflatable Disneyland castle. There is a nice, innocent world outside of my sick mind!
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I felt a bit pooped at work today, bit of a cold. So I took the afternoon off and I've come home for a nap.
Having a nap.
Having a nap is, genuinely, just about my favourite thing in the world. That warm floaty feeling just before you drop off is sexier than raw opium. Night night.
Having a nap.
Having a nap is, genuinely, just about my favourite thing in the world. That warm floaty feeling just before you drop off is sexier than raw opium. Night night.
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we nicked this from the library and have it now in our office.
nothing like a bed, granted, but a stool in front of it and a 20 minute nap after lunch does wonders!
we nicked this from the library and have it now in our office.
nothing like a bed, granted, but a stool in front of it and a 20 minute nap after lunch does wonders!
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Being at home when I get the little sign that I need a poo, and being able to go just when it's ready, rather than having to sit on it, getting to a terminus, going in to the khazi to see it in an absolute state and having to clench until I get home in christ knows how many hours.
Absolute bliss I tell thee.
Absolute bliss I tell thee.
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blokes (generally of the hipster kind) using their phones as a pocket mirror
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When I need a ****, I take a ****. Any time, any place, any where. Took one on the Thames towpath yesterday morning. Fortunately, I take some paper towels with me when I go running, for that exact reason. Think I scared a couple of other runners when I emerged from the shrubs, clutching a big wad of shitted paper.-DL- wrote:Being at home when I get the little sign that I need a poo, and being able to go just when it's ready, rather than having to sit on it, getting to a terminus, going in to the khazi to see it in an absolute state and having to clench until I get home in christ knows how many hours.
Absolute bliss I tell thee.
They're filming a new Sherlock Holmes movie with Will Ferrell at Hampton Court at the moment. If you look carefully, you might see me doing a **** in the background.
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They were also filming that in the grounds of the old naval college in Greenwich a few weeks back.DasNutNock wrote: They're filming a new Sherlock Holmes movie with Will Ferrell at Hampton Court at the moment. If you look carefully, you might see me doing a **** in the background.
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What, DNN relieving himself? (swear-filter denies us the knowledge of by which orifice, though)-DL- wrote:They were also filming that in the grounds of the old naval college in Greenwich a few weeks back.
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Yup. I'm actually a famous german film star. You know what them germans are like, eh. All into ****ting on each other and that.
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That reply ^^-DL- wrote:You pair of filthy wrong'uns.
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This did make me smile, so I guess here is the right place for it. I had a very attractive young lady get on my bus earlier, and I could notice her keep looking at me. She must have been early 20's (well, it turns out she was early 20's and you'll understand at the end how I know this), and I thought to myself, blimey, there's life in this old dog yet. I started to get a bit nervous when she approached the cab door after ten minutes or so, and I was thinking ****, is she going to say something to me, is she going to ask me out, and she said 'Is your name Nick?' I almost shat myself. How the hell did she know who I was?
'Er, yeah, it is. How do you know?' 'You used to baby sit me and you dated my Mum...
The penny dropped but I didn't recognise her at all. It's a small old world - she's a student at Goldsmith's in New Cross, and originally from Basildon.
I now feel like a dirty old perv.
'Er, yeah, it is. How do you know?' 'You used to baby sit me and you dated my Mum...
The penny dropped but I didn't recognise her at all. It's a small old world - she's a student at Goldsmith's in New Cross, and originally from Basildon.
I now feel like a dirty old perv.
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It's taken until now?-DL- wrote:I now feel like a dirty old perv.
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The dental assistant flirting with me whenever I go to have some work done for my implant.
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