Little things in life that make you smile

[warp]

Unwanted pregnancies, STD's

as opposed to "pregnancies as only scope"? i'd rather get gonorrhea instead!

[prince_huggy]

as opposed to "pregnancies as only scope"? i'd rather get gonorrhea instead!

You've lost me on that one

[lewisham-mer]

The vet telling me my dog's blood tests show no sign of cancer

Huge relief

[r99c]

The vet telling me my dog's blood tests show no sign of cancer

Huge relief

Excellent news! I didn't think I'd miss my dog as much as I do truly a man's best friend

[hammerdivone]

It is? I shall pick some up this weekend, then. You tried it?

Yes, and no I can't eat that yoghurt due to lactose intolerance

[vietnammer]

Went for a meal in a boozer. Asked for sausage and mash and paid. Turns out they're right out of S&M so opted for the more expensive ribeye steak. Had me meal and went to the bar to pay the diff; "Don't worry, that's on us" ....result!

[Czech Hammer]

The fact that 'Little things that irritate you' is seven times longer than 'Little things in life that make you smile'.

Miserable lot.


:lol:

[Clacton-ammer]

Lewish, nice one

My magpie came back this morning, same thing, sitting about 2 metres away from me, being all inquisitive and bogging me out, this time though, I grabbed him/her and shat on their head.

In truth, I would have been justified to, but it done the same, turned around after a bit, showed me it's arse and shat on my furniture again, then flew off.

[Claretdave]

Went for a meal in a boozer. Asked for sausage and mash and paid. Turns out they're right out of S&M so opted for the more expensive ribeye steak. Had me meal and went to the bar to pay the diff; "Don't worry, that's on us" ....result!

Call yourself a man of the people! Meal in a boozer indeed!

[delbert]

What sort of boozer offers S&M? If you go there as a group do you have to have a whip round?

[the celestial insect]

Booked a week's break at a writer's retreat in idyllic surroundings. Have pre-ordered some very fine tipple to take along.

[vietnammer]

Call yourself a man of the people! Meal in a boozer indeed!

Well I normally forage in bins but it was payday

What sort of boozer offers S&M? If you go there as a group do you have to have a whip round?

The Bishop and Dominatrix near the Town Hall

[swash]

My lad, has been home sick this week, and has been watching some of my old DVD's (no, not those ones!)

Yesterday he had been watching the 1980 Cup Final, and his comment to me when I got in, was "Dad, why did all the players look the same in 1980"

What he meant of course, was that here were no foreign players in our team

[FreeWheeling]

Just converted an old HP Touchpad into an Andriod tablet, at least the ****ing thing now has some use

[Mega Ron]

The bans.

Any idea who got them?

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

The bans.

Any idea who got them?

No, but quite a few double entendre threads have vanished. I suspect the two are somehow connected.

[prince_huggy]

The bans.

Any idea who got them?

I know one of them

No, but quite a few double entendre threads have vanished. I suspect the two are somehow connected.

Is the correct answer

[ageing hammer]

Thank Gawd the Snug is looking normal again I was struggling to find the usual threads

[rare as rockinghorse shat]

Agreed.

Tremendously unfunny stuff.

[Claretdave]

I am not sure the mass deletion of threads and bans was an invitation to start discussing the issue on here.

Let's move on.