Little things in life that make you smile

[prince_huggy]

I had to do some minor admin today for a person whose name is pronounced - and I'm not kidding - Long Cock Fan.

:lol:

Reminds me of one time, a few years back. I work in user admin and there was a woman from our German office with the first name Fir and she asked for a name change, as she'd just got married. She got to married to Mr Burger!

[morrisey is a hammer]

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[Czech Hammer]

The first 30 seconds of settling into a bath prepared at just the right temperature.

The 'pre-taste' feeling you get just as you are putting marmite on some freshly toasted bread.

and a good trump never fails to amuse. Especially in a lift.

[morrisey is a hammer]

The first 30 seconds of settling into a bath prepared at just the right temperature.

The 'pre-taste' feeling you get just as you are putting marmite on some freshly toasted bread.

and a good trump never fails to amuse. Especially in a lift.

Its a classic, thats a fact!

[Hammers Dad]

The first 30 seconds of settling into a bath prepared at just the right temperature.

The 'pre-taste' feeling you get just as you are putting marmite on some freshly toasted bread.

and a good trump never fails to amuse. Especially in a lift.

The taste of vomit has never made me smile.

[prince_huggy]

good trump never fails to amuse. Especially in a lift.

Its a classic, thats a fact!

I farted in a lift once, it was wrong on so many different levels

[Messiah]

Reminds me of one time, a few years back. I work in user admin and there was a woman from our German office with the first name Fir and she asked for a name change, as she'd just got married. She got to married to Mr Burger!

Two jobs ago we had a german fella on the payroll who was called Wolfgang Kunts!

[hawkins_hammer]

This might sound stupid but working really hard on something at work and at the end of it being told 'good job' or 'well done' or something like that. Can make all the difference.

[Hammer Matty]

Looking at The Snug and seeing the Topic "Breaking Up" then the thread above is titled "Breaking Down"

[Philosophical Dan]

I just fixed an email account for a Korean whose name is pronounced "Long Cock Fan".

[upton girlie]

My kid scoring a hat trick for the Kent U14's hockey squad today, against Middlesex, a year above his age!

Am a proud mum tonight

[Mega Ron]

When i ask my little girl what noise a clock makes she says:

Tit cock tit cock.

It's adorable, funny and not weird.

Almost as good as when she woke up from a nap and came downstairs today she saw West Ham were on the TV and shouted "GOAL".

[Gormalysis]

Mini pickled gerkins!

[psychoscoredthelot]

my son getting into the same senior school as his pals

[psychoscoredthelot]

going down the tip and finding a gold band wedding ring that some poor fella has lost

[Cambs Iron]

My girlfriends sister buying me a pack of Nerds, old skool.

[morrisey is a hammer]

African bloke i sat next to on the train today. He was wearing a Brand new west ham jacket on and a nice west ham hat. Good too see some Africans do have good football taste for a change.

[-DL-]

going down the tip and finding a gold band wedding ring that some poor fella has lost

Not mine, mine wasn't gold

[RyanWHUFC]

My car using hardly any petrol despite me caning it all the way home from work

[Tristan Shout]

I just went to pick the wife up from work, i live close to an industrial estate and around 5:30pm there is a steady stream of crawling traffic passing the end of my road and nobody lets you out even when it slows to a stop they sit across the end of the road stopping me from pulling out, you can sit there for ages unless you force your way out, anyway i was sitting there waiting for a gap and this tosspot in his big 4x4 pulls right across the front of me stopping me from pulling out, then when the traffic moved off again he looked down at me, gave me a stupid smug looking grin, shrugged his shoulders and turned into the road i was coming out of, he could have quite easily let me out but the look he gave me said he had deliberately not let me out just to be an arse.
So i eventually get the wife and return home, as i approach my road there is a 4x4 waiting to pull out, being the considerate driver that i am and knowing how difficult it can be to get out of the junction i slow down and am just about to flash my lights to let him out when i realized its the same bloke, so i don't indicate just slow down and stop right across the front of him, look up and i could see that he recognized me, i gave him the same stupid smug look, shrugged my shoulders, paused for a long enough time to make him beep his horn and start giving me the nescafe handshake, then turned into the road waving at him as he was sat there waiting for someone to let him out, i was grinning like a cheshire cat all the rest of the way home, chuckling away to myself, my wife asked what was so funny, KARMA! i said still smiling :raver: