Little things in life that make you smile

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morrisey is a hammer wrote:African bloke i sat next to on the train today. He was wearing a Brand new west ham jacket on and a nice west ham hat. Good too see some Africans do have good football taste for a change. :D
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A mate e-mailing me wishing me good luck for my new job along with the link to Christina Hendricks 'hacked' mobile phone pictures! Best Monday in a while!
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Not mine, mine wasn't gold :(

I wondered if i should have said gold or not ??!?!?!?
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Otters who look like Benedict Cumberbatch http://gunslingerannie.tumblr.com/post/ ... s-who-look
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Parking next to an identical car and pretending your in park ferme after a Grand Prix

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funny writings on the wall you see in public toilets, usually childish stuff like, call (phone#) for bum sex... probably their mates number. very silly but can't help laugh (not out loud obviously)
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The other night as I was getting my daughter ready for bed in her room, I let out a silent, very smelly fart in the corner I was sitting. I immediately called her over to me and told her to sniff in really hard.

Being a totally trusting 5 year old who loves her daddy she did exactly as ordered.

In a second she was holding her nose and rolling on the floor screaming, before running off to tell mummy that daddy had stunk out her room.

I'm obviously a very bad parent, but every time I think of her reaction I can't help smiling.
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Bend it like Repka wrote:The other night as I was getting my daughter ready for bed in her room, I let out a silent, very smelly fart in the corner I was sitting. I immediately called her over to me and told her to sniff in really hard.

Being a totally trusting 5 year old who loves her daddy she did exactly as ordered.

In a second she was holding her nose and rolling on the floor screaming, before running off to tell mummy that daddy had stunk out her room.

I'm obviously a very bad parent, but every time I think of her reaction I can't help smiling.

This is one of the best things about being a parent
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Watching all the totty coming through the arrivals gate at Gatwick tonight :raver:
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squatski wrote:funny writings on the wall you see in public toilets, usually childish stuff like, call (phone#) for bum sex... probably their mates number. very silly but can't help laugh (not out loud obviously)

I remember trying to stifle a laugh out loud, when I saw, scribbled on the wall, 'Not now Scotty, I'm having a shi . . .' at which point the line from the pen left the 'i' and went straight up the side of the cubicle.
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Anyone who doesn't find toilet graffiti amusing is dead inside.
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pulling off a cracking bluff in poker..... only a little smile though, and inside.
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In a place called Le Pub in Newport there's some cracking graffiti, including one tile which says "This tile has AIDS" :lol:

Yesterday, my little nephew gave me a high five for the first time ever, which was amazing.
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Bend it like Repka wrote:The other night as I was getting my daughter ready for bed in her room, I let out a silent, very smelly fart in the corner I was sitting. I immediately called her over to me and told her to sniff in really hard.

Being a totally trusting 5 year old who loves her daddy she did exactly as ordered.

In a second she was holding her nose and rolling on the floor screaming, before running off to tell mummy that daddy had stunk out her room.

I'm obviously a very bad parent, but every time I think of her reaction I can't help smiling.
Just tonight, my boy was fighting with me and I "accidently" got him in a headlock and farted full in his face.
He started coughing so I let him go and he ran out of the room saying he felt sick.

It really is a joy being a daddy :lol:
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Each time I get a new electrical good - camera, lap-top, phone, stereo, - basically anything with a screen; that protective film you get over it? Peeling that off... god knows why but just really satisfying.

Can only imagine it might stem from school days and peeling that Gloy glue stuff off my hands when making something with balsa wood. Hope so, anyway...

Also, the other day - leaving the cinema after watching 'The Artist', and literally EVERYONE spilling out onto the street afterwards with a massive smile on their face; doubled with the fact that I watched it at what's apparently the only fully-functioning gaslit cinema in the UK, it just felt exactly how I imagined crowds of filmgoers used to leave the pictures during the 'golden days of Hollywood' (as depicted in the said film). Just a really nice feelgood moment. :D
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WestHamByTheSea wrote:Each time I get a new electrical good - camera, lap-top, phone, stereo, - basically anything with a screen; that protective film you get over it? Peeling that off... god knows why but just really satisfying.
On a similar note, pulling the ring pull on a new tube of tennis balls.
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Friday!!!! :D
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The pocket arnold app on Iphone and prank calling my birds sister and using it to wind her up hahahaha
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Yesterday I saw some "hard as nails" piece of chav scum complete with obligatory staff turn to talk to his equally worthless mate and walk into a set of railings, there is a god.......... :lol:
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Fit girls in hotpants. Thankyou sunshine! 8-)
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