Little things in life that make you smile

[the celestial insect]

Means nothing to anyone but me, but starting my masters degree this coming week. Had a rough time at school and made to feel thick and worthless, so it's a bit of vindication.

[Claretdave]

Means nothing to anyone but me, but starting my masters degree this coming week. Had a rough time at school and made to feel thick and worthless, so it's a bit of vindication.

Congratulations - money is never wasted on education or travel.

What are you studying?

[ageing hammer]

Means nothing to anyone but me, but starting my masters degree this coming week. Had a rough time at school and made to feel thick and worthless, so it's a bit of vindication.

Well done mate

[the celestial insect]

Congratulations - money is never wasted on education or travel.

What are you studying?

Thanks, CD. Creative Writing. Would you like to revise your comment about money wasted?

[the celestial insect]

Well done mate

Cheers, Ageing!

[Claretdave]

Thanks, CD. Creative Writing. Would you like to revise your comment about money wasted?

No - you will never regret it.

[bubbles1966]

Dog Hotel.

It's in West London and the dogs have names like Sherlock.......

Apparently 'Floyd's licking his balls' - must be a gymnast.

[davids cross]

Spider bites Australian man on penis again.

"again" ..

[Johnny Byrne's Boots]

^^^^^^

[bubbles1966]

Arthur also suffered a small fracture in his hand, which occurred in the West Bromwich Albion match.

Not only did he give away a penalty with a daft handball - he broke his hand doing it....what a legend

[Burningaham]

An old k reg mini clubman pulled out In front of me this afternoon in whittlebury out the back of silverstone.
As I got close to the back of it I realised in the back was a fully grown sheep, with its face pushed up against the back window.

I followed him into Buckingham and pulled up alongside at a mini roundabout to check.
A live, fully grown, fully fleeced sheep. In the back of a k reg mini clubman.

The bloke looked across at me and we exchanged smiles, and off he went.

[delbert]

Were they "knowing smiles"..?

[the celestial insect]

An old k reg mini clubman pulled out In front of me this afternoon in whittlebury out the back of silverstone.
As I got close to the back of it I realised in the back was a fully grown sheep, with its face pushed up against the back window.

I followed him into Buckingham and pulled up alongside at a mini roundabout to check.
A live, fully grown, fully fleeced sheep. In the back of a k reg mini clubman.

The bloke looked across at me and we exchanged smiles, and off he went.

Surely ewe jest.

[Cockneyboy311]

Surely ewe jest.

He's having a bubble baaaaath mate.

[ageing hammer]

An old k reg mini clubman pulled out In front of me this afternoon in whittlebury out the back of silverstone.
As I got close to the back of it I realised in the back was a fully grown sheep, with its face pushed up against the back window.

I followed him into Buckingham and pulled up alongside at a mini roundabout to check.
A live, fully grown, fully fleeced sheep. In the back of a k reg mini clubman.

The bloke looked across at me and we exchanged smiles, and off he went.

I thought he would make a ewe turn

[Mega Ron]

20 week scan today and we took our 3 year old boy along.

As we went into the hospital a helicopter landed on the roof really close to us.

This evening I took him to the airport to collect his gran and she said "did you see something special at the hospital today?" obviously meaning the baby.

He replies "yes a massive, noisy helicopter"

[Burningaham]

To be honest the sheep had a funny look on his chops.
I tried to overtake him but the road was tight and I didn't want to hogget.
Plus it was an old car and the bloke didn't look minted. At one point he took a tight bend and I though he was going to shank it.

[Estuary]

An old k reg mini clubman pulled out In front of me this afternoon in whittlebury out the back of silverstone.
As I got close to the back of it I realised in the back was a fully grown sheep, with its face pushed up against the back window.

I followed him into Buckingham and pulled up alongside at a mini roundabout to check.
A live, fully grown, fully fleeced sheep. In the back of a k reg mini clubman.

The bloke looked across at me and we exchanged smiles, and off he went.

Registered in Cardiff I recon.

[The Old Man of Storr]

When I used to work on the Skye Ferry an old crofter pulled up in a Fiat Uno , lying on the floor in front of the front seat was a calf .

[Cockneyboy311]

When I used to work on the Skye Ferry an old crofter pulled up in a Fiat Uno , lying on the floor in front of the front seat was a calf .

Paul or Pauline?