Little things in life that make you smile

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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Fri May 18, 2012 4:23 pm

Dyer's Leg wrote:Waking up this morning to an order where I made 200 notes for a 50 quid outlay, only to get a text shortly after saying I have a ticket for tomorrow, only to find out it's in the front row, dead centre behind the goal, followed by my wife finishing early and coming home and jumping me.

I've had worse days.
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Would that be your Groundhog Day?




No wonder he keeps putting his back out :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Hammer Laffers on Fri May 18, 2012 4:34 pm

It's his very own play-off final.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Philosophical Dan on Fri May 18, 2012 8:49 pm

Casually asking one of my counterparts in the US (Georgia) if he, or any of his colleagues, have any guns, whilst thinking "I bet he doesn't and I'm just going to sound like a stupid Brit". His answer was along the lines of "You've got me on my specialist subject", and he sends me a load of pictures of his gun collection.

For "gun collection" read "arsenal that Arnie in Terminator 2 would have been pleased to find". At least 8 handguns, some with laser sights (for when you're in a bad neighbourhood!), and included a .50 Desert Eagle (great fun, but too big to be useful!), a load of shotguns ranging from "beautifully hand crafted" to "clearly designed to murder people", and some assault rifles that looked like something out of a video game.

Asked him about US gun law & turned out he was a proper yahoo who believes it's irresponsible for people not to carry guns on them everywhere they go.

All very strange, but entirely hilarious to listen to him rationalise the need for him to carry enough hardware to invade a large Eastern European nation.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby TurnbullHammer on Sat May 19, 2012 7:12 pm

Carlton Cole making the crossed hammers to all the fans just after battering Blackpool for 90 minutes. Legend.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby RyanWHUFC on Sat May 19, 2012 8:30 pm

West Ham getting promoted, have got the biggest grin on my face and will have for weeks. :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ham34mer on Sun May 20, 2012 12:14 am

RyanWHUFC wrote:West Ham getting promoted, have got the biggest grin on my face and will have for weeks.


I'll join you in that perma smile Ryan - but this is deffo not a "Little thing in life...!!" :wink:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BSB1 on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:36 am

p****'s
Scum of the earth. However, should you want **** shifted they are quite amazing. I put an old washing machine at the bottom of the drive. Went back in through the garage, closed up and hadn't even taken my shoes off when I heard a van door bang. Looked out the window and it's already gone. 2 minutes tops.
As I was saying, pillars of the community.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby vietnammer on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:43 am

They did the same with our driveway gates. Incredible efficiency.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BSB1 on Fri Jun 22, 2012 9:53 am

vietnammer wrote:They did the same with our driveway gates. Incredible efficiency.


Blimey, I didn't know they sent vans out that far. :wink:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby WHU_Del on Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:28 pm

When you see a girl with a cracking arse, and she's wearing white thin cotton trousers, so you can see she's wearing the tiniest thong imaginable.
And then you see another one the next day :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ageing hammer on Wed Jun 27, 2012 7:48 pm

BSB1 wrote:p****'s
Scum of the earth. However, should you want **** shifted they are quite amazing. I put an old washing machine at the bottom of the drive. Went back in through the garage, closed up and hadn't even taken my shoes off when I heard a van door bang. Looked out the window and it's already gone. 2 minutes tops.
As I was saying, pillars of the community.



They go way back in history, so far back there has even been mention of them in the bible.


Hosanna in the Hi Ace :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby RyanWHUFC on Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:06 pm

My girlfriends sister trying to dye her haid red from bleach blonde and failing, looks like a bit of candyfloss. hahaha :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Matt of iron on Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:18 pm

RyanWHUFC wrote:My girlfriends sister trying to dye her haid red from bleach blonde and failing, looks like a bit of candyfloss. hahaha



And again with the girlfriend's sister.

I see you two shagging in the future. :lol:
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby WHU Independent on Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:22 pm

The little Italian woman that serves me coffee who has covered up up her cleavage....


..only to wear skin tight PVC trousers in a very lovely way :)
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby ParisTheHammer on Fri Jul 06, 2012 11:31 pm

That youtube video where the Australian kid full on picks up this right cocky piece of **** bully and slams in to the ground head first. Overchuffed for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BdAk7H ... re=related
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Kitt the car on Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:21 am

Spent the last weekend in a Hospice in Esher with a relative.

Just seeing the amazing nurses caring for the patients families gave me plenty to smile about.
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby wizzo_66 on Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:04 am

When fellow KUMBers in the Snug give some really sound advice to everyone in difficult personal circumstances and look out for all our best interests.

Oh, and your mum!
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby BasingstokeIron on Tue Jul 10, 2012 12:18 pm

ParisTheHammer wrote:That youtube video where the Australian kid full on picks up this right cocky piece of **** bully and slams in to the ground head first. Overchuffed for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BdAk7H ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


I love this. The lad being bullied got suspended though didnt he?
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby morrisey is a hammer on Tue Jul 10, 2012 2:00 pm

ParisTheHammer wrote:That youtube video where the Australian kid full on picks up this right cocky piece of **** bully and slams in to the ground head first. Overchuffed for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_BdAk7H ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Not sure about making me smile, got me choked up a bit watching that. But what a slam on the bully by the lad, brilliant. :D
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Re: Little things in life that make you smile

Postby Trevor Montana on Wed Jul 11, 2012 11:35 am

You have to wonder what on earth made the skinny runt think that punching the big kid was a good idea :shock:
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