If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:11 pm

Bergen Hammer wrote:I don't get this thread
but WTF is Haiku
Could be my IQ

Corrected for you
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby southbrishammer on Fri Dec 10, 2010 11:36 pm

City tomorrow
Lawro says we'll lose 0-2
But what does he know?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:49 pm

Shopping still to do
Hope to get done this weekend
and wrap them next week
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Royston: Republic d'Essex on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:54 pm

Christmas Tree doesn't fit
In the damn Christmas Tree stand.
Sawing bits off it.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Sat Dec 25, 2010 6:10 am

The stockings are hung
All the presents are wrapped
Merry Christmas all
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:59 pm

A New Year begins
In the relegation zone
Our fortunes will change
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:13 pm

Begun the New Year
With 10 pounds of extra fat
Time to hit the gym
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Sat Jan 29, 2011 4:12 am

What a joy it is
that DemBa Ba has now signed,
Syallables come easy
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Feb 04, 2011 12:18 pm

There's one Robbie Keane
There's only one Robbie Keane
One Robbie Keeeeeeeeeeeeeaneeeeeeeee
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:27 pm

I need a wee wee
I best go to the wee wee
No wee wee will wait
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:17 pm

Parcelforce are late,
I've waited all week for them.
I just want my wheels.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:54 pm

Charlie Sheen's winning
Tigerblood and machete
Ain't smokin' crack great?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby prince_huggy on Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:43 pm

I've got smelly wind
Feel sorry for the office
I'm sat here ripping
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:52 pm

Jesus Christ SHUT UP!
All you do is effing moan.
I've got a headache.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:42 pm

FloridaHammer wrote:Charlie Sheen's winning
Tigerblood and machete
Ain't smokin' crack great?


I am so WINNING!
I'm on the drug 'Mr Sheen'
I now smell Springfresh.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby Junco Partner on Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:47 pm

Snug is not the same,
Wherfore art thou Wayneo?
What smut did you post?
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:26 am

Can't be arsed today
Sun is shining in the sky
POETS Day as well.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby iron monkeyboy on Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:08 pm

wish i weren't at work
would rather be down the pub
pint of strongbow please
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby yonni on Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:10 pm

Drinks as lifestyle choice?
What's with all the cider love?
It's all marketing.

I mean no offence,
but when I see ice in pints,
I laugh my arse off.

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I do not aim this at you.
Strongbow is old school.
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku

Postby FloridaHammer on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:56 pm

Skiing tomorrow
In Snowmass, Colorado
I love a good dump
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