Bergen Hammer wrote:I don't get this thread
but WTF is Haiku
Could be my IQ
Corrected for you
If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuModerators: Lost Hammer, bonehead, chalks, goes2eleven, Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus, bristolhammerfc, Wheels, sicknote, Romford, Rio, Gnome, Northern Paulo Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku
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Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuCity tomorrow
Lawro says we'll lose 0-2 But what does he know?
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuShopping still to do
Hope to get done this weekend and wrap them next week
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuChristmas Tree doesn't fit
In the damn Christmas Tree stand. Sawing bits off it.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuThe stockings are hung
All the presents are wrapped Merry Christmas all
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuA New Year begins
In the relegation zone Our fortunes will change
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuBegun the New Year
With 10 pounds of extra fat Time to hit the gym
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuWhat a joy it is
that DemBa Ba has now signed, Syallables come easy
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuThere's one Robbie Keane
There's only one Robbie Keane One Robbie Keeeeeeeeeeeeeaneeeeeeeee
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuI need a wee wee
I best go to the wee wee No wee wee will wait
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuParcelforce are late,
I've waited all week for them. I just want my wheels.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuCharlie Sheen's winning
Tigerblood and machete Ain't smokin' crack great?
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuI've got smelly wind
Feel sorry for the office I'm sat here ripping
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuJesus Christ SHUT UP!
All you do is effing moan. I've got a headache.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haiku
I am so WINNING! I'm on the drug 'Mr Sheen' I now smell Springfresh.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuSnug is not the same,
Wherfore art thou Wayneo? What smut did you post?
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuCan't be arsed today
Sun is shining in the sky POETS Day as well.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad Haikuwish i weren't at work
would rather be down the pub pint of strongbow please
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuDrinks as lifestyle choice?
What's with all the cider love? It's all marketing. I mean no offence, but when I see ice in pints, I laugh my arse off. Iron monkeyboy I do not aim this at you. Strongbow is old school.
Re: If it’s Friday, it’s Bad HaikuSkiing tomorrow
In Snowmass, Colorado I love a good dump
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