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I convince myself not to be over-confident and to exhibit some nerves as being cocky isn’t in my nature. I randomly say things to the missus along the lines of “note the time, note the date, Liverpool are going to win the league.
Jeez what a cock. It really makes me appreciate being a Hammer when I read **** like this idiots "match report".
I desperately hope these bastards don't win the title. I'd happily see us get thrashed 10-0 by City in the last game of the season if it denies them the title (assuming we're safe of course).
I am indebted to Romford, as I genuinely didn't know that Adrian Mole (previously aged 13 and 3/4) was still trying to become a published writer.
Keep going Ade. With gems like "Let the battering commence. And yes. Steven Gerrard IS our captain. This feels good" it won't be long before the Guardian come a-knocking.
That little scouse scally sounds like a plastic middle class Merchant Banker and fully paid up member of the Berkshire Hunt. No doubt got off at Reading and will be waving an inflatable to the Mad Stad next week
Justice for the 39, they aint walking very far at all thanks to Liverpool fans