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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby WHU Independent on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:14 am

How about

Get Angry...

... and Boo!"

:)
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby geowhu on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:41 am

They look Alright to me , though wouldnt want a Red One :thdn:
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby morrisey is a hammer on Sun Mar 25, 2012 6:25 am

I like the claret one, but it should have light blue writing instead of white.
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Chicken Run Supreme on Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:14 am

morrisey is a hammer wrote:I like the claret one, but it should have light blue writing instead of white.


ditto
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby kayahammer on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:49 pm

I like them but not sure about the faded 'AMPL' lettering across the bottom. :D

For slogans, how about - "If you want to keep calm, **** off and support another team"

or

"If I want to keep ****ing calm, I'll smoke a ****ing joint. COYI"
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby kayahammer on Sun Mar 25, 2012 12:55 pm

Sorry about double posting but more slogans sprang to mind,

"KUMB on your Facebook"

"KUMB on you Irons"

"15 years (or however long the site has been running) and still KUMBing"
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Rio on Sun Mar 25, 2012 3:44 pm

Can we send some to our strikers?

Keep Calm and put Your Foot Through it Carlton for example?
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby upton girlie on Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:54 pm

First point:

Where the hell would my cleavage be exposed in those high necked shirts - have some sympathy for my rounded things please UtJ.

Second point:

If I were to wear one of your suggestions on page one, mine would read "KEEP KUMB" because of the aforementioned rounded things in the first point... :wink:




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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby dapablo on Sun Mar 25, 2012 7:09 pm

May I boldly suggest for the majority of alternatives a white T and fabric paints, hours of fun.
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby prophet:marginal on Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:28 pm

I still have the KUMB tee I wore on the day we were cheated out of FA Cup glory.

Can't say a claret and blue star of david, with Yossi on the reverse, got much use after that...
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Hampshire Hammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:33 am

dapablo wrote:May I boldly suggest for the majority of alternatives a white T and fabric paints, hours of fun.


I was thinking more of offering to paint on UG's version with body paints. far more fun :lol:
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Georgee Paris on Mon Mar 26, 2012 9:27 am

How about -

---1-0---
----&-----
---U-R---
--4-5-1--
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby dundeeiron on Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:01 am

How and when can we order? :think:
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby last.caress on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:07 pm

Not a huge fan of this shirt as such, boss; nowt personal, I just think - and it's purely IMO - that the "KEEP CALM" thing is a bit saturated now. I feel like I see it bloody everywhere. BUT. I'd be glad to purchase a KUMB short-sleeve tee/long sleeve tee/pique shirt/rugby shirt etc., if it's not too faddy or on the nose. Something tasteful; small logo somewhere maybe, or something big & bawdy but totally original. I'm not a whizz on the old photoshop so I can't illustrate what I mean, but I KNOW what I mean (utterly useless, I concede).

Oh, and stuff needn't just be claret/blue/claret&blue, either.


EDIT How about one that says "KUMB" on the front and "****'s W.H.O.'S BUMHOLE" on the back? Too inflammatory?


http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/design-your-own-t-shirt-C59/product/103154040/view/1/sb/e



http://www.spreadshirt.co.uk/design-your-own-t-shirt-C59/product/103154165/view/1/sb/e
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby warp on Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:54 pm

last.caress wrote:I just think - and it's purely IMO - that the "KEEP CALM" thing is a bit saturated now. I feel like I see it bloody everywhere.


not just a feeling.
and it never was much fun anyway.
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby last.caress on Mon Mar 26, 2012 1:03 pm

warp wrote:and it never was much fun anyway.


Well, I wouldn't say that, warp; it's not for us, certainly, but we ARE ****ing weirdos, in fairness. This is more of a "mainstream" thing, I suspect. :thup:
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Harlow Hammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:10 pm

I'm agreeing with Keep Calm bit and keeping it off the shirt

Maybe a few slogans from the hall of fame threads

Make My P155 with crossed hammers

Although i do like the idea of a white tee shirt with claret hoops across the middle with the KUMB logo on. Or just a plain tee with the logo on. I like simple designs.

How about one with 2012 NPower Championships Winners...............may with Play Off winners as an additional iron on sticker just in case!!!
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby last.caress on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:22 pm

Harlow Hammer wrote:Make My P155 with crossed hammers


Genius! And ****ing obvious really, now you've said it (as most genius is). Make it happen, UtJ/gnome!
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Up the Junction on Mon Mar 26, 2012 2:51 pm

dundeeiron wrote:How and when can we order?

Sorting as we speak, DI. Should have a link for you by end of play today :thup:
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Re: New 'Keep Calm' tees

Postby Harlow Hammer on Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:10 pm

Maybe we should have a poll like West Ham did and we can vote on our favourite designs to go into production!!!.

I suppose you would have to limit it to members though as we would get all sorts of opposing fans choosing the crap ones!!!!!

I can see it now, strolling down the concourse in the LBM and seeing someone with a kumb tee on and giving them a knowing/reassuring nod of appreciation, bit like a funny handshake with the masons.
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