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 by MK HAMMER on Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:17 am
The Gibbins wrote:its b*llocks if you ask me, we are cheering!
I cant work out if we are attacking or defending?? If we're attacking then our wingers are going to be miles off side when that ball gets played forward or the other way round, what the hell are our full backs doing playing so ****ing deep?! Either way the linesman is way out of position and i dont seem to be able to spot Carlton Cole. Also it appears to be a bright sunny day, so probably a saturday afternoon around 3.00pm therefore i take it we still have qualified for Europe in any shape or form? Or been knocked out already? One final thing, those fans, did they support us when we were **** or not as they seem waaaaay to enthusiastic for any normal Hammers fan? So many questions! 
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by Billydinho on Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:15 am
James P wrote:What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cos he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money?
I'd ask you where his daddy's gone? Somewhere smoking crack now? In and out of lockdown?
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by dundeeiron on Thu Jun 07, 2012 11:58 am
Most people don't think Robert Green is a mercenary, he having stuck with us through relegation etc, so how much effort went in to trying to get him to stay with us? 
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by Sloop John B on Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:04 pm
MK HAMMER wrote:I cant work out if we are attacking or defending?? If we're attacking then our wingers are going to be miles off side when that ball gets played forward or the other way round, what the hell are our full backs doing playing so ****ing deep?! Either way the linesman is way out of position and i dont seem to be able to spot Carlton Cole. Also it appears to be a bright sunny day, so probably a saturday afternoon around 3.00pm therefore i take it we still have qualified for Europe in any shape or form? Or been knocked out already? One final thing, those fans, did they support us when we were **** or not as they seem waaaaay to enthusiastic for any normal Hammers fan? So many questions!
Also seems to be 10 a side...So I'm guessing Cole got sent off.
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by MB on Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:54 pm
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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by Romford_Iron on Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:38 pm
MB wrote:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The wonders of technology has already presented us with an answer for this old chestnut. If you ask "Siri" the exact same question he will provide you with the answer "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood." 
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by Whitters on Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:22 pm
Romford_Iron wrote:The wonders of technology has already presented us with an answer for this old chestnut. If you ask "Siri" the exact same question he will provide you with the answer "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
Out of idle curiosity I just tried this and it gave me a different answer: "42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that. "
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by Ercans on Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:56 pm
Why are you two such slippery b@stards?
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by ageing hammer on Sat Jun 09, 2012 10:00 pm
Do you know what happened to Hugh Jargon, pardon? 
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by theflafson on Sun Jun 10, 2012 1:16 am
When are you signing Yossi Benayoun?
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by bspur1 on Sun Jun 10, 2012 3:22 am
why didnt you just donate large sums of cash to charity and get a knighthood instead of investing into a club where the supporters just call you "slippery dodgy slimey dishonest thieves"
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by Mr Brightside on Sun Jun 10, 2012 7:55 am
Mr Gold
I am thinking of buying a new helicopter; I just love the one in your back garden, would you mind telling me where you bought it?
Thanks and regards.
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by RyanWHUFC on Sun Jun 10, 2012 10:30 am
How much did you offer Rob Green to stay with us?
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by multi on Thu Jun 14, 2012 4:44 pm
Very kind of Mr Sullivan to donate £5,000 for Jonjo's charity. I know this amount of money means spare chance for him but still - there are many people as wealthy as him who don't donate anything.
Anyway, all I wanted to say - I'm glad he is our chairman.
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by Old Fat Tits on Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:19 pm
ageing hammer wrote:Do you know what happened to Hugh Jargon, pardon?
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by Ignasio_COYI on Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:33 pm
Does Brady like it rough?
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by ForeverWestHam on Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:14 pm
Do you understand that if you do decide to move to the OS that I will find your house and that I will burn it down with you in it? Thank-you.
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by Bromleyboy on Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:26 pm
I would simply ask them if they were investing for a potential profit or out of lurve for the club
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by claretcloggy on Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:39 pm
are west ham ever gonna sign a quality dutchman to banish forever the nightmare that is marco boogers..pretty please?
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