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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Denbighammer on Wed Jul 25, 2012 5:42 pm

BostonHammer wrote:This one is proper awful!

http://www.officialwesthamstore.com/XMAS-MEERKAT-ES-1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;


Ten quid, you've got to admire their bare-faced cheek really. :lol:
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby LYALL OUT on Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:30 am

EugeneSpeed wrote:Image


Thanks for posting the photo Eugene, as this made me laugh.

£11.99 each online? They are either a couple of jokers, or they have an over inflated opinion of themselves and simply a desire to be die cast as a peice of unbelievable high quality tat. Or both?
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby BeastieBoy on Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:58 pm

The SBOBET cardboard rattle they gave away a couple of seasons ago. I saw some geezer in the Cottbus crowd with one of those SBOBET "Come on You Irons" flags which are like cheap hankerchiefs. Think he was a foreigner.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby bobbymooresbracelet on Tue Jul 31, 2012 3:04 pm

Bought a pair of wooly gloves for my son years ago and the fu*king fingers fell off.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby frankiemac on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:30 am

about 99% of all of the clothing sold in the club shop

honestly, tastless, poor quality, over priced crap

i work in fashion retail...if they got a decent buyer in, and someone to chat to a few external brands...they could nail it

speak to fred perry...adidas....im sure both would do limited editions for the club and would rake it in
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Sloop John B on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:48 am

HA HA them chairmen things are pretty genius. What's missing though is a little helicopter behind Gold.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Georgee Paris on Wed Aug 01, 2012 10:52 am

Gold looks like the bad one in Superman when the 3 that are banished come to Earth and Superman gets all mashed up.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Svenigan on Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:14 am

More realistic.

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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby 10 Iron on Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:09 pm

BeastieBoy wrote:The SBOBET cardboard rattle they gave away a couple of seasons ago. I saw some geezer in the Cottbus crowd with one of those SBOBET "Come on You Irons" flags which are like cheap hankerchiefs. Think he was a foreigner.




That was Mark from Watford!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby EugeneSpeed on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:54 pm

frankiemac wrote:speak to fred perry...adidas....im sure both would do limited editions for the club and would rake it in


That'd be brilliant. Fred Perry do one anyway, why not get 1,000 done with a little 'COYI' on the collar or something? They'd fly out the door. Or a similar thing with those claret gazelles.

But NO. Let's do a f**king meerkat in a scarf. :thdn:
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby EugeneSpeed on Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:55 pm

Svenigan wrote:More realistic.

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Hahaha - you should tweet that to David Gold!!
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Eastbourne Hammer on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:03 pm

For a thread on tat, this is absolute genius.....

I remember the club rushed out some pretty horrific WHU/Argentina shirts when T&M landed.
Anyone else recall them?
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby dodgy dave on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:26 pm

frankiemac wrote:about 99% of all of the clothing sold in the club shop

honestly, tastless, poor quality, over priced crap

i work in fashion retail...if they got a decent buyer in, and someone to chat to a few external brands...they could nail it

speak to fred perry...adidas....im sure both would do limited editions for the club and would rake it in



The problem with this is that Macron is the kit sponser so I guess they wouldn't be to happy if another company comes in and starts selling stuff. It's slightly different with the unbranded bits (just the hammers badge) they are free to do what they want.
Like the zipped sweatshirt I bought a good few years ago and the print inside the neck wasn't cured so it went over anything you were wearing underneath. :lol:
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Rocket on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:34 am

Does the club shop still sell hard hats and high-vis jackets? Apparently they actually sell quite well.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby EugeneSpeed on Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:09 am

Rocket wrote:Does the club shop still sell hard hats and high-vis jackets? Apparently they actually sell quite well.


Thinking about it, that's not a bad idea.
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Re: Worst West Ham related memorabilia

Postby Iron-worx on Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:58 pm

Claretdave wrote:Di Greekio's sign.


We have our winner :thup:
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