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I was afraid to click to the next page !!!!!!!!!

here fishy fishy fishy….


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Hammer1972 wrote:You're gonna need stronger bait.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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So, six games remaining on a seven year career.

Do you predict

1. A return to the team, and to goal-scoring
2. A start or two, but no goals
3. A subs appearance, with a farewell cracker
4. A few minutes, here and there
5. That we've already seen his last for us.

Seven years is a remarkable time period. I think we will be his last Prem club.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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5, hopefully.
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Same as above
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Re: Andy Carroll

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I think he retire from all football, Cant see him pulling up his sleeves ready for the battle of the Championship
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Hopefully, for him at least, he'll have had the sense to save the bulk of the twenty-odd million quid we've paid him because I think he's done as a professional footballer. I don't think he's still got it at League 1/Scotland/MLS level, let alone playing for a Premier League or Championship side.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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and he hasn't had it since he arrived here either.....


as for putting his money away ? - anyone who would pay to have that awful Geordie angel put up in their back yard makes me wonder

every time I watch an episode of Vera it makes me cringe !!!!!!!!


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I've been half expecting him to turn up in 'Casualty' on a Saturday night. Not a walk on part obviously
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OFT wrote:I've been half expecting him to turn up in 'Casualty' on a Saturday night. Not a walk on part obviously
"Hobble" at most.
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Keep him. On a pay for play basis. About £50 per game should be about right. He's earned enough out of the club for doing not very much as it is.
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BondsoBob wrote:Keep him. On a pay for play basis. About £50 per game should be about right. He's earned enough out of the club for doing not very much as it is.
I don't think he'll give us that much per game to let him play Bob

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I don't think he'll give us that much per game to let him play Bob

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prophet:marginal wrote:So, six games remaining on a seven year career.

Do you predict

1. A return to the team, and to goal-scoring
2. A start or two, but no goals
3. A subs appearance, with a farewell cracker
4. A few minutes, here and there
5. That we've already seen his last for us.

Seven years is a remarkable time period. I think we will be his last Prem club.
The romantic in me would hope number 3, if we got a penalty whilst he's on the pitch then Noble should let him take it.

He's had enough chances this season though and has looked terrible starting with that shot away at Newcastle in December which hilariously ended up in the upper tier. It's actually quite sad how his career with us panned out really.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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thought they said he ankle was shot...….


no more appearances at all in any way shape or form...

he might do the open bus parade with us holding up ….oh wait....

I am not even sure if he came out on the field at the last home game the crowd might not even boo him

that wouldn't be too nice......best to let him fade away to be honest....
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Cuenca 'ammer wrote:
he might do the open bus parade with us holding up ….
his crutches, and an embossed treatment room lanyard.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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How anyone could have given him a 6 year deal in the fist place is still beyond me
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Re: Andy Carroll

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kevino wrote:How anyone could have given him a 6 year deal in the fist place is still beyond me
how players like him and Wilshere pass a medical is beyond me.....
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Didn't pelle say there was news this week of carol. Hopefully leaving the club and never to be seen again. waste of time and money.
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Re: Andy Carroll

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Are they finally turning the life support machine off?
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