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Lee Bowyer for under a mill ...

Poll ended at Tue Jun 06, 2006 11:37 am

Sign him up Pards
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I've just spoken to Lee Bowyers sisters next door neighbours workmates cousin's girlfriend who is a geordie who said the she doesnt know who Lee Bowyer is and cant tell me if we're signing him or not :?
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Post by Georgee Paris »

sendô wrote:I've just spoken to Lee Bowyers sisters next door neighbours workmates cousin's girlfriend who is a geordie who said the she doesnt know who Lee Bowyer is and cant tell me if we're signing him or not :?
Who cares, has she got nice tits?
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Georgee Paris wrote: My Pakistani mate on big brother said you know **** all.
:lol:

That is god's honest truth though mate.
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My Dad knew Lee Bowyer's Dad, said he was a knob. Thats all.
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Post by pottsy4england »

i reckon we could do better. having said that, if anyone's gonna get the best out of him it would be pard.
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Egg,Bacon,Sausage Roll wrote:Who's a knob - Lee Bowyer or his Dad?
No doubt both, but my Dad said Bowyer's Dad was a complete knob. Fat too.
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My mates Dad is working with Bowyers dad at the minute, I'll see if I can find anything out.
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Herts Iron wrote: No doubt both, but my Dad said Bowyer's Dad was a complete knob. Fat too.
So let me get this right.... Lee Bowyer has got a big, fat knob. His Dad knew the Krays. Major has got a friend :shock: (we'll actually Clive Clarke signed his breast at Chadwell Heath) :wink: Anyone that even thinks about countries further East than Germany is a RAS-CIST :? Pardew may resign and I'm not allowed to talk about immigration?
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Post by Briano »

Did you know that Lee Bowyer could have played for Ireland under the grandparent rule. Bring him back i say. If we are going to play 60 games you need a nutter like Bowyer.Unfortunately the fair play league table will be turned on its head once he returns :wink:
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Post by rare as rockinghorse shat »

It could mean that is the reason why it will be done next week, the fact Bowyer is on holiday at the moment.

(If of course it's not all b*llocks)
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Major wrote:Lee Bowyer by next Wednsday

Have been told this by a West Ham 1st team player Fee around 700 k rising to a possible 1.5 mill.

Great signing IMO

This is not a rumour it is fact.
Great signing for someone like Gillingham.
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hammerdivone wrote:Can you imagine the scene in the dressing....

Bowyer "For fcuks sake Marlon play some decent music instead of that black rap sh*t"

Silence.............. :shock:

:lol:
I'm sure Marlon plays a bit of Michael Jackson.... 8-)
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Post by rare as rockinghorse shat »

I must say, that would do my ****ing head in all that music I bet they play.

It's not even the good **** either.

Bet it's all Fiddy Cent and Game and G-Unit b*llocks.
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Post by WCpete »

F**K Lee Bowyer. Let him go elsewhere. I think we saw what he is capable of when he was last with us, which is to say, nothing. Brings nothing to team chemistry. Doesn't score often. Works when he feels like it. Not a team player. Signing him doesn't improve our club at all, IMO.
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keep moving. nothing to see here.
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ignore. computer acting up
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I personally think he could be a good signing. If he hits form he will be excelent, however that is the gamble we will have to make. We dont know what we will get out of him but at £700k he may be worth it.
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Post by westlondonhammer »

Pro's: Good price for a established prem player! Regaining some of his old form and so could be useful addition! Has european experience!

Con's: He is a c*nt! Likes to fight his players on the pitch if they dont pass to him! Previous spell he seemed to not give a toss and wasnt the passionate player some people are making him out to be! Would be on at least 25,000-30,000 a week, which would ruin the way structure of the club! He plays when he wants to and isnt up for playing when the chips are down (as he has proved when last here, under the souness era when he looked like he couldnt be arsed and when leeds were on the downturn!)

At end of the day, nobody would want the harmoney ruined by his volatile personality, as there is where much of west hams sucess has steamed from this season! But if Pards thinks he can deal with him than go for it! I may think he is a c*nt, but you dont have to be a nice person to do a job! For that price, I would hope that they wouldnt offer him a long contract so they can cut their loses if it dont work out!

Obviously this is just my opinion
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