Lawro at it again !

[rciron]

Being a pusculent sore on a Mott fettered whores clitoris you Mickey ****

[Paddy O'Hammer]

Minge bucket!

[Robbie]

I Love Lawro.....
For being a total baby cannon.....

[hammerleroy]

Know I'm being a lazy bugger but can anyone put up the league table based on this muppet's predictions please. Oh and by the way hope he keeps tipping us to lose!!!

[OFT]

He's clearly a closet life long Hammer, obsessed with years of disappointment, using reverse psychology to get us wins by predicting defeat and then, bouyed by success, dares to predict wins only to see defeat.

I quite like him, the crusty old clot filled vampires haversack.

[Czech Hammer]

Badger breathed Camel toe faced chin wobbler

[derek zoolander]

+/- DENOTE POSITION DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAWRO'S TABLE AND REAL TABLE

POS TEAM P W D L PTS +/-
1 Man City 35 27 7 1 88 +2
2 Arsenal 35 24 11 0 83 +2
3 Chelsea 34 22 9 3 75 +6
4 Liverpool 34 18 15 1 69 +3
5 Tottenham 35 18 11 6 65 -3
6 Southampton 35 19 3 13 60 +2
7 West Brom 35 16 9 10 57 +6
8 Man Utd 34 14 13 7 55 -3
9 Crystal Palace 34 13 8 13 47 +7
10 Everton 33 11 11 11 44 +1
11 Leicester 35 9 12 14 39 -10
12 Newcastle 35 10 9 16 39 +9
13 Bournemouth 35 10 8 17 38 +1
14 Norwich 34 11 3 20 36 +4
15 Stoke 35 10 6 19 36 -5
16 Swansea 35 6 13 16 31 -1
17 Sunderland 34 6 12 16 30 0
18 West Ham 34 7 8 19 29 -12
19 Watford 34 4 8 22 20 -7
20 Aston Villa 35 1 3 31 6 0


Only 30 points shy of accuracy :lol:

It's obviously not been updated with this weekends results yet.

[cockneylol]

oops! beaten to it!!

[Iron Works]

I've heard Lawro is looking for The Wizard of Oz muttering 'If only I had a brain'.

[hammerleroy]

Thanks Derek!

[stu1]

Thanks Derek! :

You can add this weeks loss to that table as well.....the soppy ****

[hammerleroy]

I've copied this "table" to the KUMB facebook site so as many Kumbers as possible can view it. Their comments should be as interesting as those expressed on here! :lol:

[Aztec Hammer]

He predicted 1 loss for Liverpool all season.

And none for Arsenal :lol:

[Hammer32]

Leicester still bottom half

[johnu175]

Lawro wrote:

West Ham v Swansea

Swansea are a funny team - they were well beaten by a Newcastle side that was struggling to win an argument at the time, then rolled over and shipped four goals against Leicester but, a week later, they played really well to beat Liverpool.

The Swans basically went from abysmal to excellent in the space of a week, and they will need to be at their best against West Ham.

I have been really impressed by the Hammers of late and they are back in the race for fourth place, especially because they play Manchester United in their last game at the Boleyn Ground on Tuesday.

Lawro's prediction: 2-0

With Lawro tipping Sunderland to draw against Chelsea, that result will bring us level on points with both Sunderland and Swansea in the race to avoid the third relegation spot in Lawroland. The Great Escape is on!

[Czech Hammer]

The piggy eyed hairy bum cigar.

[sanchoz]

Pus filled arse boil

[S-H]

What a gouche sniffing rectum tickler

[Paddy O'Hammer]

He's a very naughty boy

[fjthegrey]

Fetid accessory gland.