Lawro at it again !

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So Merson has backed us to win 2-1 and Lawro has gone with 1-1.

Lawro's comments:

"Newcastle are still waiting for their first win but I don't think there is any doubt about the character of their players - we saw that from how they played with 10 men against Arsenal.
Nobody is doubting the ability of Magpies boss Steve McClaren either - but now it is a case of him finding his best team and knitting it together.
West Ham are proving very difficult to predict at the moment, winning away at Arsenal and Liverpool but losing both games at home, so I am probably best off going for a draw."

Mark Webber who he is up against is going Newcastle to win 1-0. Never liked him as a driver.
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Lawro is so annoying. I can't count the number of times I have given him the perfunctory middle finger for his predictions of our matches. He misses most! :crest:
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kitthehammer wrote:Well here's mine:
1.neil warnock (colin ****er)
2.mark lawrenson (****)
3. Sepp blatter (don of the fifa mafia)
4 the bbc (finding any reason to scandalise footballers)
5. The fa (money grabbing, clueless)
6.garth crooks (humourless preacher)
7.alan green (radio 5. - "there's only one united")
8.harry redknapp (bringing clubs to their knees financially)
9.The bbc (over-promotion and status of womens football because they can't afford men's and it's pc)
10.any idiot who still thinks west ham are being "given" the olympic stadium)
Pretty much cover's it. But i would put Alan Green and Harry Cu*t chops much higher up the list. :thup:
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The cretin... Wrong again :thup:
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I cannot wait for the stupid c**t to make the next stunning prediction. He will bang on about our 'shock' defeat of Newcastle and how Citeh will give us our just desserts. Indifferent player, appalling manager and shocking pundit.
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It seems in the last few matches, he doesn't even really acknowledge us much at all. me get a single sentence and our adversary of the previous fixture will have a passing reference that they played us. He is still a ****.
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Dirtbox.
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the little c**t has tipped the hammers for a 2-0 loss and cannot say anything good about us. Says nice things about Shteve and his man management skills. Do the BBC employ L*wro because they feel sorry for him?
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ereford ammer wrote:Do the BBC employ L*wro because they feel sorry for him?
I suspect it allows the producers to tick some sort of "equal opportunities" box, by letting someone with obvious severe learning difficulties have a job with them. In the same way that Sky do by employing Paul Merson.
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"They have won at Arsenal and won at Liverpool so I'm not sure I can tip West Ham to get beaten with their away form so far this season.

I am going to, though."

Lawro, you are the son of Sweyn Forkbeard.
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I sincerely hope that every week Slaven prints this c**** predictions for us and reads it to the team for motivation.
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This just sums up how much of a f*ckwit he is. The number of contradictions in what he says is ridiculous. How he can be called a 'BBC Football Expert', I'll never know. And that fat twat Crooks as well.

Stoke vs Leicester

"This is an interesting one. Like most people, I did not expect Leicester to be so near the top of the table, or Stoke to be so near the bottom."

Premier League based on Lawro's predictions so far

(Points in Brackets)
1 Man City (13)
2 Arsenal (11)
3 Chelsea (10)
4 Man Utd (10)
5 Southampton (10)
6 Leicester (9)
7 Liverpool (9)
8 Tottenham (8)
9 Crystal Palace (7)
10 West Brom (7)
11 Norwich (6)
12 Sunderland (6)
13 Swansea (6)
14 Newcastle (5)
15 Bournemouth (4)
16 West Ham (4)
17 Aston Villa (3)
18 Everton (3)
19 Stoke (2)
20 Watford (0)
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kitthehammer wrote:I sincerely hope that every week Slaven prints this ***** predictions for us and reads it to the team for motivation.
And then puts the printout where it belongs: in the khazi
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Hmmmmmmmmmm, reckon 0-2 will be about it! Just sayin' :scarfer:
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ereford ammer wrote:the little c**t has tipped the hammers for a 2-0 loss and cannot say anything good about us. Says nice things about Shteve and his man management skills. Do the BBC employ L*wro because they feel sorry for him?
don't get me wrong, I hate the cretin as much as the next man...but surely there wont be many backing us this weekend, despite any of the previous games so far

the bookies have us at 10/1...
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what an utter wankerchief he is yet again!!
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How is he allowed to be on his own? He's all over the bloody place. The sort of man that shouts at his toaster.
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It's like they wheel the doddering old ****wit out cos he knows something about nothing,he just says stuff-how come no-ones punched him in the throat. Bring back Hansen.
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He's a Nun's fanny.

A Pancake dropper.
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