Lawro at it again !
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- claretandblue82
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Seriously what a knob! How can the BBC pay him for writing such b*llocks they might as well employ that octopus that made the predictions at the world cup. At least it would get more right than this rotting jizzsack monkey!
God help him if he ever signs up to twitter!
God help him if he ever signs up to twitter!
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Do the BBC actually pay this knob anything!!! Can he just shut up, go home, and never be heard of again, a disgrace to TV, Football, and himself.
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The man really is a fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
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We're 17th in LawrolandMega Ron wrote:Does he Lawro any other teams or is it just us?
While he's got Everon at 18th
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Bangarang!claretandblue82 wrote:The man really is a fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!
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if results transpire the right way tomorrow, we could go top while lawro's league will have us in a relegation spot.
might just take a screenshot and print it out if that happens.
might just take a screenshot and print it out if that happens.
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In his league Southampton are 2nd, Liverpool 4th and West Brom 7th.
I mean,is he paid for this? really? He's paid for this?
I mean,is he paid for this? really? He's paid for this?
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SATURDAY
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Aston Villa v Stoke 1-2
Bournemouth v Watford 2-1
Man City v Newcastle 2-0
Norwich v Leicester 2-1
Sunderland v West Ham 2-0
Chelsea v Southampton 2-1
SUNDAY
Everton v Liverpool 1-1
Arsenal v Man Utd 2-0
Swansea v Tottenham 1-1
There aren't too many results in that list that I disagree with. I'd probably back Man City to score more than two against Newcastle and given Leicester's form they can perhaps expect more than a 2-1 loss from a trip to Norwich. Chelsea v Southampton (due to Chelsea's poor form) and Arsenal v Man Utd (almost always a game that could go either way) are both hard to predict. He's gone for a home win in both, fair enough. It's only our result that really sticks out as being against the tide.
In Lawro's overall league, there are eight teams who are three or fewer points (so one result) off their actual points total. That's not bad. Five teams are four or five points off their actual totals, five teams seven, eight or nine points off. Not too bad, really. It's just us (fourteen points) and Everton (thirteen) whom he's got horribly wrong.
In spite of all of that, though, he's still a fornicating wizard's sleeve.
Crystal Palace v West Brom 1-1
Aston Villa v Stoke 1-2
Bournemouth v Watford 2-1
Man City v Newcastle 2-0
Norwich v Leicester 2-1
Sunderland v West Ham 2-0
Chelsea v Southampton 2-1
SUNDAY
Everton v Liverpool 1-1
Arsenal v Man Utd 2-0
Swansea v Tottenham 1-1
There aren't too many results in that list that I disagree with. I'd probably back Man City to score more than two against Newcastle and given Leicester's form they can perhaps expect more than a 2-1 loss from a trip to Norwich. Chelsea v Southampton (due to Chelsea's poor form) and Arsenal v Man Utd (almost always a game that could go either way) are both hard to predict. He's gone for a home win in both, fair enough. It's only our result that really sticks out as being against the tide.
In Lawro's overall league, there are eight teams who are three or fewer points (so one result) off their actual points total. That's not bad. Five teams are four or five points off their actual totals, five teams seven, eight or nine points off. Not too bad, really. It's just us (fourteen points) and Everton (thirteen) whom he's got horribly wrong.
In spite of all of that, though, he's still a fornicating wizard's sleeve.
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And so you should be for they look remarkably like Lawro.Robbie wrote:Im far too scared to look at those links...........
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He's predicting us to lose 2-1 to palace. ****.
He should get back to receiving cleveland steamers from Stevie G, and leave the predictions to actual football experts.
He should get back to receiving cleveland steamers from Stevie G, and leave the predictions to actual football experts.
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In all seriousness, how can someone who clearly has an agenda against us, be allowed to work at an impartial place like the BBC?
Last time Sunderland were going to beat us 2 - 0, ignoring all form and stats, purely based on his 'hunch' (righto).
Now he says Palace are more like than us to challenge the top 4.
"might be a surprise in terms of making the top four, and why can't it be us'.
I think there is more chance of it being Palace than West Ham, and I also think Palace will nick the three points on Saturday, although it will be close."
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My only complaint about paying a licence fee, is that a bit of it goes to that skidmark.
Last time Sunderland were going to beat us 2 - 0, ignoring all form and stats, purely based on his 'hunch' (righto).
Now he says Palace are more like than us to challenge the top 4.
"might be a surprise in terms of making the top four, and why can't it be us'.
I think there is more chance of it being Palace than West Ham, and I also think Palace will nick the three points on Saturday, although it will be close."
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My only complaint about paying a licence fee, is that a bit of it goes to that skidmark.
Re: Lawro at it again !
Lawro's Method.
One of traditional top 7 playing another traditional top 7 team. 1-1 draw
Traditional top 7 team playing anyone else. 2-0 to top 7 team.
If West Ham not involved in last rule, put them to lose.
All other remaining scores just randomly pick out and put down regardless of form, league position or any other mitigating circumstances.
Carry on being a minge for the rest of the day.
One of traditional top 7 playing another traditional top 7 team. 1-1 draw
Traditional top 7 team playing anyone else. 2-0 to top 7 team.
If West Ham not involved in last rule, put them to lose.
All other remaining scores just randomly pick out and put down regardless of form, league position or any other mitigating circumstances.
Carry on being a minge for the rest of the day.