Lawro at it again !

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The Blue Waffle muncher
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Bamber Gascoigne wrote:Vaginal whelk
the celestial insect wrote:Clit cyst
Very similar- although the whelk is a tad chewier and rubbery in taste.
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Mark has us to lose 2-0, Richard Aschcroft off The Verve reckons 0-1 to us.

Mark is a fanny fart.
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The ingrowing pube!
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Sweaty meat pocket.
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somerset-hammer wrote:The ingrowing pube!
Off T but I've had one of them! I went to the docs about a lump in my 'glory' region and he said that's what it was.
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Off T but I've had one of them! I went to the docs about a lump in my 'glory' region and he said that's what it was.[/quote]

Vietnam, you've had a Lawro? :)
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Guess so. It didn't independently give negative predictions though...
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DasNutNock wrote:Mark has us to lose 2-0, Richard Aschcroft off The Verve reckons 0-1 to us.
A bitter sweet symphony there then...
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The spaniel's ears has us down to win 2-0 Headbanger
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Lawro you terrible funt - 2-0 win v palace apparently. Not so sure it will be that easy myself
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****ing ****
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Lawro, absolute Lawro
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He really is a f@@@@@g Lawro isn't he ? :x
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"But maybe it was a bit of jealousy as well because I could do things with the ball that he tried very hard to do, but he never succeeded. That is the difference between someone very skilful and someone who is not."

:thup:
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He seems to fancy us to lose whenever we are looking good, and say we will win when we’re crap. What a hot dog bun.
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dodger wrote:He seems to fancy us to lose whenever we are looking good, and say we will win when we’re crap. What a hot dog bun.
Not been seen before.
Well done, sir. :thup:
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What a vertical bacon sandwich this bloke is.

He knows nothing about football.
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mixture wrote:What a vertical bacon sandwich this bloke is.

He knows nothing about football.
Only Lawro could have Man U joint top and undefeated :lol:
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The rotting badgers quim!
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