poets day news 10th may includes west ham

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David Moyes is ready to raid his old club Everton for Leighton Baines and Marouane Fellaini.
Phil Neville, Roberto Martinez and Neil Lennon are among the early pacesetters to replace David Moyes as Everton boss.
John Terry and W ank Lampard could both be axed for the Europa League Final.
Andy Carroll is making plans for a return to Liverpool.

Sunderland have joined in the £7million chase for Celtic striker Gary Hooper.
Roma superstar Miralem Pjanic is on the radar for a host of top Premier League clubs.
Aston Villa have made a £4million raid for Peterborough's Dwight Gayle.





David Moyes wants to make Marouane Fellaini his first signing for Manchester United - as Wayne Rooney's replacement.
Everton could be forced to stump up as much as £10million if they want to tempt Michael Laudrup away from Swansea.
John Terry and w ank Lampard are facing the ultimate Chelsea indignity with Rafa Benitez ready to leave them both out of the Europa League Final.
West Ham are set to open talks with Liverpool over a permanent move for Andy Carroll - and hope to clinch a deal in a few weeks.


Tottenham have dramatically entered the race for Barcelona's David Villa.





David Moyes has told his new Manchester United bosses: Make signing Robert Lewandowski our No.1 priority.
Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas will swoop for £12.6million Barcelona misfit David Villa.
Everton have made Malky Mackay their No 1 choice to succeed David Moyes at Goodison Park.
Paolo Di Canio will launch a summer bid to sign Danny Rose full-time - if Sunderland stay up.





Manchester United and Chelsea are set to miss out on Robert Lewandowski after Borussia Dortmund reluctantly drew up an exit plan for his move to Bayern Munich.
Tottenham are keen on Sevilla centre back Alberto Botia.
Sunderland are set to sign Maritimo defender Valentin Roberge on a free transfer.





Gareth Bale has given the clearest hint yet that he wants to stay at Tottenham Hotspur next season but admitted it will be a big blow if they miss out on Champions League qualification.





Wayne Rooney is prepared to re-consider his future at Manchester United after David Moyes was formally announced as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor as manager yesterday.





David Moyes will decide Wayne Rooney's Manchester United future with the forward now open-minded about remaining at the club following Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement.
The prospect of Jose Mourinho making an emotional return to Chelsea has received resounding dressing-room support, with Frank Lampard describing the self-styled 'Special One' as perhaps the "greatest manager in world football".





Wayne Rooney is prepared to consider staying at Manchester United under David Moyes, who has been appointed manager on a remarkable six-year deal yesterday, but having made his second request to leave in three years he will find the odds stacked against him in his attempts to win over supporters and Sir Alex Ferguson's successor.

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THE GUARDIAN: David Moyes was handed a six-year contract to become manager of Manchester United yesterday, showing the deep belief the club has in naming the Scot as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor.

Gareth Bale has given the clearest hint yet that he wants to stay at Tottenham Hotspur next season but admitted it will be a big blow if they miss out on Champions League qualification.

THE TIMES: Wayne Rooney is prepared to re-consider his future at Manchester United after David Moyes was formally announced as Sir Alex Ferguson's successor as manager yesterday.

Just when Watford thought they had doused all the euphoria that Leicester City brought into this play-off semi-final first leg, David Nugent popped up to head in the goal that appears to have taken Nigel Pearson's team halfway to Wembley.

DAILY TELEGRAPH: David Moyes will decide Wayne Rooney's Manchester United future with the forward now open-minded about remaining at the club following Sir Alex Ferguson's retirement.

The prospect of Jose Mourinho making an emotional return to Chelsea has received resounding dressing-room support, with W ank Lampard describing the self-styled 'Special One' as perhaps the "greatest manager in world football".

THE INDEPENDENT: Wayne Rooney is prepared to consider staying at Manchester United under David Moyes, who has been appointed manager on a remarkable six-year deal yesterday, but having made his second request to leave in three years he will find the odds stacked against him in his attempts to win over supporters and Sir Alex Ferguson's successor.

THE SUN: David Moyes is ready to raid his old club Everton for Leighton Baines and Marouane Fellaini.

Also: John Terry and W ank Lampard could both be axed for the Europa League final.

DAILY MAIL: David Moyes stepped into the biggest shoes in British football last night and was immediately tipped to succeed at Manchester United by predecessor Sir Alex Ferguson.

DAILY STAR: David Moyes has told his new Manchester United bosses: Make signing Robert Lewandowski our number one priority.

Everton have made Malky Mackay their number one choice to succeed David Moyes at Goodison Park.

DAILY MIRROR: David Moyes wants to make Marouane Fellaini his first signing for Manchester United - as Wayne Rooney's replacement.

John Terry and W ank Lampard are facing the ultimate Chelsea indignity with Rafa Benitez ready to leave them both out of the Europa League final.

DAILY EXPRESS: David Moyes has been handed a six-year contract by Manchester United to underline their confidence that he is the right man to follow Sir Alex Ferguson.

BT Sport yesterday laid out the battle plan to take on Sky's dominance by offering free Premier League football to armchair fans - a plan that puts the inexperienced Michael Owen right at the vanguard as a co-commentator.

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What a week, then, eh? We're going to assume you're all Manchester United-ed out by now – hell, thanks to him, some of you will have been all Manchester United-ed out in May 1993, this time's long been a-comin' – so let's start today's Mill away from Old Trafford. How about Chelsea, then, and José Mourinho? He's going to be in a murderous mood after being overlooked by ... erm, this isn't going to be as easy as we thought ... anyway, he's lined up the first signing of his second stint at Stamford Bridge, and it's going to be Wayne BALLS.

Well, that didn't last long. Sorry to anyone who still wakes up in a cold sweat at the mere thought of Gary Pallister whistling free kicks into the net, but it's not going to be possible to circumvent the subject, is it? It'll be an exercise in futility, we'll just have to tackle it head on. Rooney is being painted as Mourinho's New Drogba, so Manchester United will need a New Rooney. To this end they're trying to convince Cristiano Ronaldo to assume that role, though he may prefer to see himself as the New Ronaldo or indeed the Same Old Ronaldo, or for those who remember Ronaldo's namesake, the erstwhile Brazilian international striker Ronaldo, the Same Old New Ronaldo. Is that right? Subs please check. Actually, subs, life's too short, don't bother, let it ride, let's move on.

Everything's viewed through a David Moyes shaped prism these days, so Manchester United have been frustrated to hear that Bayern Munich will sign Robert Lewandowski from Borussia Dortmund, even though the news is nothing whatsoever to do with them. Bayern having already snapped up Mario Götze, the upcoming Champions League final is now a farce so complete that Ray Cooney is thinking about taking legal action for plagiarism.

The all-new Manchester United managerial set-up is in no way being operated from the back seat by a septuagenarian using a set of barely concealed winches and pulleys. In order to throw everyone off the scent, David Moyes is being allowed to jettison Mike Phelan and René Meulensteen to make room for Phil Neville and David Weir.

New Manchester United manager David Moyes is also returning to poor knackered old Everton for Leighton Baines and Marouane Fellaini. There will be little left for Roberto Martínez should he arrive at Goodison. Or indeed if he stays at Wigan. Malky Mackay, Phil Neville and Neil Lennon are also in the running for the vacant Everton job, but come on.

New Manchester United manager David Moyes used to play as a centre back. Tottenham, spotting that Moyes is all the rage, now want a centre back. Sevilla's Alberto Botía or Ajax's Toby Alderweireld will do.

Arsenal, who will face David Moyes' Manchester United twice next season in the new renamed FA Barclays David Moyes Experience, want a fancy new right back, and they'll be going for either Borussia Dortmund's Lukasz Piszczek or Feyenoord's Daryl Janmaat.

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And despite intense interest from Newcastle United and West Ham, and inexplicable interest from Tottenham Hotspur, Andy Carroll is on his way back to Liverpool. There's no way of crowbarring Moyes into this rumour, you don't get the Manchester United gig without a modicum of common sense.

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