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lol hammer you cheeky sod i am much better looking :D
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cockney hammer wrote:i am much better looking:

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Arsenal have had a club record £30million bid for Luis Suarez rejected.
Arouna Kone has become Roberto Martinez's first signing at Everton.
Fulham boss Martin Jol fears being priced out of a move for Ajax midfielder Eyong Enoh.



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Gonzalo Higuain's future is still undecided, according to Real Madrid sources.
Grant Holt has become boss Owen Coyle's eighth summer signing at Wigan.
Stoke keeper Jack Butland could be loaned out to a Spanish club.
Swansea are close to finalising the £12million signing of Wilfried Bony.
Aston Villa are ready to ship out misfit Darren Bent for £5million. Newcastle, Hull and Fulham are all poised.



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Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is weighing up a move for Liverpool target Tiago Ilori.
Wigan boss Owen Coyle is ready to sign Norwich City legend Grant Holt in a £2million deal to fill Arouna Kone's boots.
Wilfried Bony is set to smash Swansea's transfer record today in a £12million deal from Vitesse Arnhem.
Blackburn are chasing Portuguese winger Kara.
Crystal Palace boss Ian Holloway is making a £2.5million bid to sign unhappy West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie.
Hull City and Fulham are leading the £2million race for axed Sunderland skipper Lee Cattermole.
West Brom are set to open talks with Lille to sign striker Salomon Kalou in a £2.6million deal.
Norwich must shell out a club record £10million to bring Senegal striker Dame N'Doye to Carrow Road.
Doncaster Rovers supremo John Ryan is making a £850,000 bid to bring home Billy Sharp from Southampton.



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Arsenal have had a club record £30million bid for Liverpool striker Luis Suarez rejected.
England goalkeeper Jack Butland won't hang around at Stoke this season if Asmir Begovic stays at the Britannia Stadium.



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Arsenal have made an ambitious enquiry for Liverpool's Luis Suarez but a deal seems unlikel
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Cheers CH, here's that other pic you wanted

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lol pmsl tell me that aint real :D
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vietnammer wrote:Who is the geezer with the tash?

Neville Southall :D
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Edin Dzeko: Madrid-bound?
The Mill has spent the past fortnight in a blissful state of unawareness at Wimbledon, resolutely refusing to pay the slightest bit of attention to football, but it assumed that once it returned to this world of half-truths, bare-faced lies and Sepp Blatter, Arsenal might finally have done a signing. So imagine the Mill's fury upon learning that Arsenal haven't done a signing, that they've returned to type and are haggling over a fee with Real Madrid for Gonzalo Higuaín and that last week Liverpool rejected their £30m bid for Luis Suárez, a figure the men in the Gunnersaurus suits knew full well wouldn't be good enough.

One man/goblin who is on his way out of Anfield is Jay Spearing, heading to Blackburn for £1.5m, but it looks like Brendan Rodgers is going to be frustrated in his attempts to sign Tiago Ilori from Sporting Lisbon, with Chelsea preparing to blow Liverpool's bid out of the water, just for the sheer hell of it. Liverpool will console themselves by chucking £4m in Valencia's direction for Aly Cissokho. Is this their year? No, because at some point some bunch of goons are going to make an acceptable bid for Suárez WHO SAID HE WANTED TO LEAVE LIVERPOOL TWO MONTHS AGO.

Robert Lewandowski hasn't even gone to Bayern Munich yet. This is ridiculous.

And look, Darren Bent is still at Aston Villa. WHY? Why haven't Newcastle just gone and bloody signed him yet, like they said they would about six weeks ago? And why is Arouna Koné still at Wigan? Come on, Everton, pull your finger out, Wigan need the cash so they can send a forklift truck down to Norwich to pick up Grant Holt, who's theirs for a cool £4m, which will thus allow the Canaries to up their £6m bid for Lokomotiv Moscow's Dame N'Doye to the asking price of £10m. It's the circle of life.

Monaco: still trying to sign anything that moves. They want to lure André Villas-Boas away from Tottenham even though they've already got a manager, Claudio Ranieri, for whom this must all be very familiar. Meanwhile Tottenham are very slowly closing in on the signing of David Villa from Barcelona and fancy a £10m swoop for Real Madrid wonderkid Jesé Rodríguez.

Peter Odemwingie's still at West Brom. But maybe not for long. Crystal Palace are preparing a £2.5m bid, it says here, though it's not entirely clear what they're waiting for. Ian Holloway also wants Newcastle's Dan Gosling, while Atlético Madrid are eyeing Manchester City's Edin Dzeko and Swansea are on the verge of signing Wilfried Bony from Vitesse Arnhem for £12m.

Fulham want to see who can get sent off more out of Steve Sidwell and Lee Cattermole, who is apparently now an outcast at Sunderland. He's available for £2m and Hull, who are close to sealing a £4.5m deal for Burnley hotshot Charlie Austin, are also sniffing about. Expect this one to run and run.

Finally 2013 has a gold-plated transfer saga. The Lee Cattermole Saga.
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A bit late I know, :oops: but cheers anyway CH.
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