thursday's news 11th july includes west ham

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CH I can't believe you! You done it again.

done what mate

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MAIL

Arsenal are manoeuvring themselves into a position to bring Cesc Fabregas back to north London this summer...

Kolo Toure has told Luis Suarez he can fulfil all his ambitions with Liverpool after insisting his new club is geared up for success...
THE SUN

Manchester United are going head to head with noisy neighbours Manchester City in a £27million fight for Fiorentina striker Stevan Jovetic.

Tottenham are ready to give Aston Villa the pick of four stars in part-exchange for Christian Benteke.
DAILY EXPRESS

David Moyes made a personal visit to Wayne Rooney's home to convince him to remain at Manchester United.

THE INDEPENDENT

Chelsea will sell Fernando Torres or Demba Ba should they be successful in landing Wayne Rooney this summer and are still confident of going into the season with the England striker as their first-choice centre-forward.


DAILY MIRROR

Manchester City are poised to see off a late raid by neighbours Manchester United and complete the £28million capture of Fiorentina forward Stevan Jovetic.

Luis Suarez has been told by Kolo Toure he has more chance of winning trophies at Liverpool than at his old club Arsenal.
THE GUARDIAN

THE TIMES
Tony Fernandes has intervened to negotiate the transfer of Scott Parker for QPR and try to reunite the Tottenham midfielder with Harold Redwanker , his former manager.
DAILY STAR

Manchester City have made a late move to hijack Manchester United's attempt to sign Cristiano Ronaldo.

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Is Daniele De Rossi ready to bring his raging glamour to Chelsea?
This morning we've got a game the Rumour Mill hopes you'll enjoy playing. The rules are simple. We'll mention a series of soccer stars, each one followed by the name of a football club, or in some cases clubs. What you have to ascertain is this: do the players and clubs match up to make a bona fide rumour from today's papers, or have we mixed them all up in the name of mildly diverting pre-coffee-and-fag-break fun? OK, folks, here we go!

Cesc Fábregas: Arsenal

Fiorentina striker Stevan Jovetic: Manchester City, Manchester United

Darren Bent: Newcastle United, Wolfsburg

Roma midfielder Daniele De Rossi: Chelsea

Scott Parker: Queens Park Rangers, West Ham United

Emmanuel Adebayor: Besiktas

Standard Liège defender Daniel Opare: Tottenham Hotspur

FC Twente and Belgium winger Nacer Chadli: Tottenham Hotspur

Mikel John Obi: Trabzonspor, Galatasaray

Wayne Rooney: Basingstoke Town, Buckie Thistle

Luis Suárez: Nethy Bridge FC, Boat of Garten FC

Peter Odemwingie: Crystal Palace

ANSWERS

We didn't mix any of them up. They all match. No, in retrospect it wasn't much of a game.

[Matt of iron]

I would love Di Rossi in the prem, even if he was at the rent boys.

Superb player and such a ****ing boss.

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Manchester City have made a late move to hijack Manchester United's attempt to sign Cristiano Ronaldo.
Arsenal are pressing ahead with their plans to form a dynamic duo up front by chasing Luis Suarez, Wayne Rooney and Gonzalo Higuain.
Kolo Toure has urged Luis Suarez to stay at Liverpool and win some medals.
Tottenham are closing in on FC Twente winger Nacer Chadli.
Norwich have snapped up Blackburn defender Martin Olsson in a £2.5m deal.
Christian Benteke has been given a week to sort out his head or he will be left out in the cold by Aston Villa.
Swansea have been told they must pay £3m for Huddersfield defender Jack Hunt.
Reading midfielder Daniel Caricco is set to join Seville on a season-long loan.
Middlesbrough have been priced out of bringing back £20,000-per-week defender David Wheater from Bolton.





Chairman Tony Fernandes has intervened to negotiate the transfer of Scott Parker to QPR.
Lille's Salomon Kalou has asked for a guarantee from a prospective new club that he will play as a central striker. West Ham have made a fresh approach to sign him.

Sunderland are close to a deal for Emanuele Giaccherini but Juventus want more then £6m.
Tottenham have made Clint Dempsey available for transfer.
Chelsea have pulled out of the race for Stevan Jovetic after his representative held talks with Manchester City.
Eden Hazard's younger brother Thorgan is wanted by Middlesbrough.
Liverpool's Suso is set to join Almeria on loan for the season.
Crystal Palace have signed former West Brom winger Jerome Thomas.
Leonardo has resigned as sporting director at PSG.
Carlos Tevez has been cleared to start the season with Juventus as planned after his community service order was rescinded.





Fulham are on the brink of being sold by Mohamed Al Fayed with the owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars Shahid Khan ready to buy them.
Manchester United captain Nemanja Vididc is battling to overcome a sciatica problem.
Liverpool's new goalkeeper Simon Mignolet expects to replace Pepe Reina as first choice at Anfield this season.
Victor Wanyama's protracted £12.5m move from Celtic to Southampton has been finalised according to Kenya's Football Federation.
QPR's Adel Taarabt has been sent home from the team's pre-season tour of Devon for turning up late for a training session.
Sunderland have completed a deal for Le Havre's El-Hadji Ba.





Arsenal are working to bring Cesc Fabregas back to the club this summer.
Southampton will complete the £12m signing of Victor Wanyama today.
Crystal Palace are close to a £2m deal for Peter Odemwingie.
West Brom have Salomon Kalou and Florent Malouda as their targets.
Sunderland have completed the £6.8m signing of Juventus winger Emanuele Giaccherini.
Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shahid Khan is expected to have completed the £150m-plus purchase of Fulham by the end of this week.





Manchester United are going head-to-head with Manchester City for Stevan Jovetic.
Adel Taarabt faces another big fine after being sent home from a QPR training camp.
Victor Wanyama is set to undergo a medical at Southampton today.
Fulham will need £10m to land Dnipro winger Evgen Konoployanka.
Norwich striker Simeon Jackson has joined Bournemouth on a free transfer.
Swansea will have to fork out at least £4m for Wakaso Mubarak from Espanyol.
Mohammed Rabiu wants out of Evian to join Fulham.
Newcastle have failed with a £1.75m bid for PSV Eindhoven's Dutch 'keeper Jeroen Zoet.
Chelsea's John Obi Mikel is being hunted by Trabsonspor as well as Galatasaray.
Swansea insist Wilfried Bony will join the club today.
Burnley will offer Charlie Austin a new deal to stay at the club.
Tottenham are ready to give Aston Villa the pick of Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Scott Parker, Jake Livermore or Tom Huddlestone as part of any deal for Christian Benteke.





Manchester City were last night ready to see off Manchester United and complete a £28m deal for Fiorentina's Stevan Jovetic.
Chelsea were last night closing in on prime midfield target Daniele De Rossi after Roma completed the signing of PSV Eindhoven's Kevin Strootman.
Peterborough are set to cash in again after Lee Tomlin asked for a transfer.
Jack Cork is the latest Southampton player to be given a new deal.
Aston Villa have discussed an improved five-year deal for Ashley Westwood.
Blackburn are letting Ruben Rochina go on loan to La Liga new boys Elche.
Liverpool's Suso is joining Almeria on loan next season.
Alan Pardew wants to snap up Reading 'keeper Alex McCarthy and Manchester City's Scott Sinclair for Newcastle.
David Moyes has revealed he and Wayne Rooney have been to each other's homes in a bid to resolve the striker's future.





The agent of QPR's Esteban Granero has revealed he is in talks with Swansea.
Swansea insist Wilfried Bony will sign today.
Hull manager Steve Bruce does not anticipate making another attempt to sign Celtic's Gary Hooper.
Jacksonville Jaguar owner Shahid Khan is in advanced talks to buy Fulham.

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[quote="cockney hammer""Happyhammer"]CH I can't believe you! You done it again.


done what mate[/quote]

Made me happy

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