thursday's news 18th july includes west ham

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Post Horn Gallop wrote:looks like Carrolls going to be the only sighning of note.
And why am I worried about these injuries of his :(
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Doc H Ball wrote:Noble will be bald by the time he hits 35. Not a bad thing - my cock grew 4 inches longer when it happened to me.

Ta as ever for the roundup CH :thup:

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Jose Mourinho declared Wayne Rooney his only major transfer target of the summer as a row erupted spectacularly between Manchester United and Chelsea..



THE SUN

Jose Mourinho will keep battling to sign Wayne Rooney - even though Manchester United told the Chelsea boss to forget it.



Chelsea and Manchester United are set for a protracted wrangle over Wayne Rooney after Jose Mourinho confirmed last night that the England striker is his sole attacking transfer target.


THE INDEPENDENT

Chelsea and Manchester United are at loggerheads over the future of Wayne Rooney, with the London club issuing a statement to confirm they had bid for the player - and to deny that they had offered either David Luiz or Juan Mata as part of the deal.

THE GUARDIAN

Jose Mourinho has stated that Wayne Rooney is Chelsea's only remaining summer transfer target, with the club having no contingency plans should Manchester United resist selling the striker.



DAILY STAR

Wayne Rooney is heading to Chelsea for £25million.

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Manchester United are ready to make a massive £60million offer for Gareth Bale.

Jose Mourinho last night insisted Wayne Rooney is Chelsea's only striker target as the Blues went to war with Manchester United over the England man.
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Jose Mourinho yesterday declared it was 'Wayne Rooney or bust' after Chelsea's £20 million offer for the England striker was rejected by Manchester United.
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After a day of rumour, counter-rumour and double-bluffs, Wayne Rooney remains angry, confused and a Manchester United player. All that briefing and spinning and nose-tapping and nudge-nudge-wink-winking and for what?

Nothing, that's for what. Here we are, still speculating about when these bunch of clowns masquerading as our top football clubs are going to pull their collective finger out and actually do something worthwhile, rather than whispering in eager journalists' ears about all these bids they're definitely going to make, but only on a Tuesday and only between the hours of 11am and 12pm because that's when the fax machine works. Sometimes you wonder if they're really taking us seriously.

So Mr Angry & Confused is still under contract at United, then. But maybe not for long. Chelsea's head mischief-maker, José Mourinho, has confirmed that it is "Rooney or bust" for his side but it seems unlikely that Juan Mata or David Luiz will be heading north as part of the deal, contrary to earlier excitable club briefings. Having had a bid of £20m rejected, Chelsea will return with £30m but they might face competition from Arsenal, who could probably do with spending some of that lottery money that Ivan Gazidis won back in May, otherwise people might start talking. Arsène Wenger says Arsenal can pay Rooney's wages, no problem at all – heck, maybe they'll double them and then we'll look silly.

United, desperate to give off the impression that it's not all falling apart at the seams with Sir Alex Ferguson no longer around to hold everyone's hands, are already planning for a post-Wayne World. Their new CEO, Ed "Chopper" Woodward, has flown home from Sydney in order to conduct transfer business and he's been busy already. United are going to return to Barcelona with a bigger offer for Cesc Fábregas, they're going to chuck £60m at Tottenham to secure Gareth Bale and, while they're at it, they might as well jauntily stride over to Real Madrid and make off with Cristiano Ronaldo and Luka Modric. They're definitely not making it up as they go along, are they.

Arsenal are also sniffing around Fábregas, although it's unlikely he'll return to the Emirates with his tail firmly wedged between his legs, and they're still after that elusive new striker. Their hopes of signing Gonzalo Higuain or Luis Suárez are fading fast though. Madrid are thinking of using Higuain as bait to tempt Liverpool to give them Suárez, while Rafa Benítez's Napoli, flush with cash after selling Edinson Cavani, are weighing up a £37m bid for Higuain as well. Napoli also want Internacional's Leandro Damiao, though they'll soon come to realise that he doesn't exist but is merely a product of the Mill's vivid imagination.

Liverpool will get over losing Suárez by heading off to Paris-Saint Germain and Bayern Munich with a bag of loot. They plan to return with Kevin Gameiro and Xherdan Shaqiri. Then they'll sell Oussama Assaidi to Feyenoord. No, us neither.

Manchester City might be about to sign Alvaro Negredo and Stevan Jovetic, but they could be about to lose two strikers too. Madrid are planning a raid for Sergio Agüero, while Sunderland and Feyenoord both want John Guidetti. Sunderland are also after Fenerbahce's Raul Meireles, presumably to give Paolo Di Canio someone to compare tattoos with.

Swansea will swoop for Espanyol's winger Wakaso and Southampton fancy a bit of the Catania striker Gonzalo Bergessio. And Newcastle are going to sell Papiss Cissé because he doesn't want to wear a shirt with Wonga emblazoned on the front. Borussia Dortmund or Anzhi Makhachkala are possible destinations. That'll show him.
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Jose Mourinho will keep battling to sign Wayne Rooney - even though Manchester United told the Chelsea boss to forget it.
Arsene Wenger last night insisted Arsenal can meet Wayne Rooney's wage demands.
Alvaro Negredo will sign the "contract of his life" at Manchester City.
Christian Benteke is heading for an explosive showdown with Aston Villa boss Paul Lambert on Thursday.
Olivier Giroud has urged Arsenal to step up their pursuit of Luis Suarez.
Papiss Cisse's future at Newcastle is in doubt after he pulled out of the club's tour of Portugal.
QPR boss Harold Redwanker is kick-starting his clear-out after chopping eight players for their pre-season trip to Austria.



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Manchester United are ready to make a massive £60million offer for Gareth Bale.
Jose Mourinho last night insisted Wayne Rooney is Chelsea's only striker target as the Blues went to war with Manchester United over the England man.
Spain striker Alvaro Negredo wants to take his career to the next level by joining Manchester City.
QPR boss Harold Redwanker is ready to sign Burnley hot-shot Charlie Austin in a £2.5million deal - and pair him with Gary Hooper.
Arsenal could miss out on Gonzalo Higuain after Napoli opened talks with the striker.
Papiss Cisse will be sold after his relationship with Newcastle completely broke down.



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Wayne Rooney is heading to Chelsea for £25million.
Papiss Cisse is ready to quit Newcastle after refusing to train with the club because of their sponsor.
Stewart Downing still has a future at Liverpool after talks with Anfield boss Brendan Rodgers.
Napoli boss Rafa Benitez is trying to hijack Arsenal's pursuit of Gonzalo Higuain by outbidding them.



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Jose Mourinho declared Wayne Rooney his only major transfer target of the summer as a row erupted spectacularly between Manchester United and Chelsea.
Alvaro Negredo will complete his £24.5million move from Sevilla to Manchester City after having a medical today.
Sunderland are considering a move for former Chelsea and Liverpool midfielder Raul Meireles, 30, who is unsettled at Fenerbahce.



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Jose Mourinho yesterday declared it was "Wayne Rooney or bust" after Chelsea's £20million offer for the England striker was rejected by Manchester United.
Papiss Cisse's Newcastle future is in doubt as the row over Wonga threatens to turn nasty.
Manchester City are set to take their summer spending to £90million in the next 48 hours by completing deals for Alvaro Negredo and Stevan Jovetic.
Arsenal risk losing out on Gonzalo Higuain after Napoli joined the race for the striker.
Fulham are preparing a £1.5m offer for West Brom striker Peter Odemwingie.
Feyenoord are trying to sign Liverpool winger Oussama Assaidi.



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Chelsea and Manchester United are set for a protracted wrangle over Wayne Rooney after Jose Mourinho confirmed last night that the England striker is his sole attacking transfer target.
Papiss Demba Cisse's position at Newcastle United is becoming increasingly untenable after the Senegal forward failed to travel with his team-mates to their training camp in Portugal because of his reluctance to wear Wonga-branded playing kit.
Arsenal received a blow in their bid to sign Gonzalo Higuain last night after they and Napoli were told that the Argentina forward would cost 40 million euros (about £37million).



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Chelsea and Manchester United are at loggerheads over the future of Wayne Rooney, with the London club issuing a statement to confirm they had bid for the player - and to deny that they had offered either David Luiz or Juan Mata as part of the deal.



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Jose Mourinho has stated that Wayne Rooney is Chelsea's only remaining summer transfer target, with the club having no contingency plans should Manche.
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Cheers CH :thup: now becoming the first thing I Read in the morning and last at night, and I still feel ****ed, and I ain't got no one upstairs to piss me off, I sleep soundo, how you do it mate I do not know, bless you CH a true legend
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rciron wrote:Cheers CH :thup: now becoming the first thing I Read in the morning and last at night, and I still feel ****ed, and I ain't got no one upstairs to piss me off, I sleep soundo, how you do it mate I do not know, bless you CH

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Thanks CH. :thup:
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Adie64 wrote:Thanks CH. :thup:

no problem adie
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