WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

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Oh ****ing hell rars :lol:
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hahaha, brilliant rars
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Looks like the club is also becoming concerned :lol:

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RARS - :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bad, bad, bad, bad....
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Post by Royston: Republic d'Essex »

Bovverd wrote:I really did spot him in Starbucks in Canary Wharf a month ago.
This fits with the lastest intel on the case:

Rumours persist that Nigel Quashie, 29, has FROZEN HIMSELF by sucking too hard on a frappucino in a London franchise coffee bar. The MIA midfielder was described by an onlooker to be in the throes of a "brain freeze" situation before quickly succumbing to the cryogenic process. A mysterious, helmet-wearing stranger was then said to have entered the shop and warned off bystanders from helping the stricken star before heading off WITH QUASHIE in pursuit of a coconut chocolate treat. "The bloke with the helmet on said something about him being worth a lot to him alive and that no-one else had better think about collecting his bounty." Mobile phone images are inconclusive but, as ever, the resemblance is uncanny.

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HAHAHAH f*** me Royston :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I knew RARS was away doing something special :thup: :lol:
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rare as rockinghorse shat wrote:HAHAHAH f*** me Royston :lol: :lol: :lol:
You'll have to ask nicer than that.
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Us - 'What's that Flipper you want us to follow you to the elusive Mr Quashie?'

Flipper - 'click click clackety click'

Us - 'Nah - it's only Matthew Etherington - we already know he's down the bookies!'
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Post by smuts »

RARS...you are a bad, bad lad! :lol:

Royston - you have too much time on your hands aswell! :lol:

No wonder BG is having fits about the wage bill and the fitness situation when he sees our Nige coining it in for being out for over a year......
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RARS, Man, you can go low real low......


You fu*king love getting in trouble.
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You're a wicked man RARS :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Best (and funniest) thread on here in a while.

Last i heard he was asking for directions and was told "second star on the left and straight on til morning"
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RARS!! Thats the funnist thing ive seen for ever!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ohhh fuc*ing hell RARS you I unbelievable!
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there's a man works down the fish shop swears his Quashi. But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you
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I think RARS could be on to something ...

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