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by best tever on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:17 pm
mawmawmamamaammah
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by pantsil_legend on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:30 pm
I've had some information that claims Nigel has in fact changed profession (and sport) entirely. Secretly, however, he has proclaimed that he wants to be a rock star Look on 1 min 48 secs and 3 mins 35 secs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
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by Rio on Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:30 pm
Would it upset anybody if I told them that Nigel has actually been spotted alive & well by a member of this forum??
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by best tever on Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:23 am
Rio wrote:Would it upset anybody if I told them that Nigel has actually been spotted alive & well by a member of this forum??
no , we should organise a party and have ballons and cakes and music 
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by monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 pm
It looks like he's just been told "Who the f*ck are you ? P*ss off !".
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by WebmasterFF on Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:17 pm
monkeyhanger wrote:It looks like he's just been told "Who the f*ck are you ? P*ss off !".
"Actually Nigel, you're working with the groundstaff today, we've just had the pitch relaid and don't want you ruining it. Go and get that pitchfork by the free kick walls and replace any divots that the decent players make.
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by monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:15 pm
I feel a caption competition coming on.
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by monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:17 pm
"Nigel go and see if you can hit a cows arse with one of those giant red and blue banjo's"
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by PaoloD on Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:00 pm
AC "Morning Nige, did you get the message on your mobile I left you this morning? Been a change of plan. Right, take a left out onto the high road and follow signs to Ilford, when you get there join the A406 and go anti clockwise and come off at Wanstead, follow signs to Leytonstone and then Leyton. On the nigh road, you go past Leyton Tube and Orient is 500 yards up on your left. Good Luck at your new club, Nige" If Carlsberg did West Ham clear outs, they'd probably be the best club clear outs in the world ... 
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by Ice_Hammer on Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:36 pm
Is it me? or has Quashie reappeared just days after the Maddie's case closing!
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by BLT319 on Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:42 pm
coxy wrote:He lives! 
coxy did you photoshop this yourself?? its actually very good
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by EastHammer on Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:06 pm
I have just had this in my mail inbox we know where he/she is now anyone wanting me to forward it pm me My name is Rose Quarshie - I am 5 .2Inches Tall, I have black hair, black eyes, good posture, very energetic, love to work and workout, I am a family orientated person, very loving, caring, emotional, sincere, honest, humble, submissive. I am single woman who is ready to get settled down with a man. I can make the best out of any situation and go with the flow. I'm not a sailor or saint but Most of all very serious and fun to be with. I am a woman who is not ready to play games - but to bring out the best in me. I am a one woman and not ready for any form or kind of double date which leads to being unfaithful in any relationship. I am just here to pick a man to spend the rest of my life with and leave this space thing for good.......
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by XIRONSX on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:35 pm
To be honest I'm suprised by how many of you have fallen for the clubs little rouse. It's pretty obvious they've just purchased one of these cardboard cut outs to try and dupe us to believe they know where he is! 
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by Hammer9 on Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:34 pm
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