WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby DeanoDeep on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:00 pm

best tever wrote:this is well funny , just click on who you think wally is and make sure you have your volume up :evil:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waldo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:

You evil evil EVIL **** you completely had me there!


Going even further off topic, have a go with this - sound up of course (sigh):

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic602.htm
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby best tever on Thu Jun 19, 2008 12:17 pm

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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby pantsil_legend on Thu Jun 19, 2008 4:30 pm

I've had some information that claims Nigel has in fact changed profession (and sport) entirely. Secretly, however, he has proclaimed that he wants to be a rock star

Look on 1 min 48 secs and 3 mins 35 secs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby Rio on Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Would it upset anybody if I told them that Nigel has actually been spotted alive & well by a member of this forum??
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby best tever on Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:23 am

Rio wrote:Would it upset anybody if I told them that Nigel has actually been spotted alive & well by a member of this forum??

no , we should organise a party and have ballons and cakes and music :D
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby coxy on Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:45 am

He lives! :shock:

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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 pm

It looks like he's just been told "Who the f*ck are you ? P*ss off !".
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby WebmasterFF on Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:17 pm

monkeyhanger wrote:It looks like he's just been told "Who the f*ck are you ? P*ss off !".


"Actually Nigel, you're working with the groundstaff today, we've just had the pitch relaid and don't want you ruining it. Go and get that pitchfork by the free kick walls and replace any divots that the decent players make.
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:15 pm

I feel a caption competition coming on.
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby monkeyhanger on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:17 pm

"Nigel go and see if you can hit a cows arse with one of those giant red and blue banjo's"
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby PaoloD on Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:00 pm

AC "Morning Nige, did you get the message on your mobile I left you this morning? Been a change of plan. Right, take a left out onto the high road and follow signs to Ilford, when you get there join the A406 and go anti clockwise and come off at Wanstead, follow signs to Leytonstone and then Leyton. On the nigh road, you go past Leyton Tube and Orient is 500 yards up on your left. Good Luck at your new club, Nige"

If Carlsberg did West Ham clear outs, they'd probably be the best club clear outs in the world ... :lol:
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby Ice_Hammer on Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:36 pm

Is it me? or has Quashie reappeared just days after the Maddie's case closing!
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby BLT319 on Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:42 pm

coxy wrote:He lives! :shock:



coxy did you photoshop this yourself?? its actually very good
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby EastHammer on Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:06 pm

I have just had this in my mail inbox

we know where he/she is now

anyone wanting me to forward it pm me

My name is Rose Quarshie - I am 5 .2Inches Tall, I have black hair, black eyes, good posture, very energetic, love to work and workout, I am a family orientated person, very loving, caring, emotional, sincere, honest, humble, submissive. I am single woman who is ready to get settled down with a man. I can make the best out of any situation and go with the flow. I'm not a sailor or saint but Most of all very serious and fun to be with. I am a woman who is not ready to play games - but to bring out the best in me. I am a one woman and not ready for any form or kind of double date which leads to being unfaithful in any relationship. I am just here to pick a man to spend the rest of my life with and leave this space thing for good.......

Mail me Back

Have a wonderful Evening
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby XIRONSX on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:35 pm

To be honest I'm suprised by how many of you have fallen for the clubs little rouse.
It's pretty obvious they've just purchased one of these cardboard cut outs to try and dupe us to believe they know where he is!

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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby IIIronss on Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:59 am

Brilliant. :thup:

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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby simonirons on Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:18 am

xironsx

:lol: :thup:
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Re: WHERE'S QUASHIE? The Hunt for Nigel.

Postby Hammer9 on Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:34 pm

:lol: :lol:

im sorry but get rid of him. :thdn:
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