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This has been their first evening so they've probably al been nicked by now
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vietnammer wrote:This has been their first evening so they've probably al been nicked by now
Could be, but Bobby hasn't arrived yet so it's just kids prank time with U.G. and F.K.

Things will start to get serious later.....

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Candles have been very seriously burnt over the last God knows how many hours...

The troops are assembling and Beijing is being warned.

After many tales of our problematic travels were told over a few beers or 10 we got together as a group and went on
the hunt for a local after finding the planned local pub was shut down two days ago. After discovering that the local beer was £6 a glass in the hotel we nipped in cabs to the Irish haunt called the Stumble Inn.
Trust us to arrive as happy hour (4 hours actually) began :)
Once we found all our favourite beers under one roof there was no moving us especially as the grub was excellent too,

More weary travelers turned up as the afternoon progressed and celebration was had once hearing that our suspect swine flu passengers had been released from hospital. I would advise any more people arriving to take the suggested 2 paracetamol 2 hours before landing at Beijing to lower temperatures as they are pulling anyone with a temp of above 1 degree than the norm. Not good.

Back to the hotel swish bar. (the M Bar) for some complimentary drinks and cocktails to ensure none of us are standing by midnight...although talksofmoving on to some suggested places are ongoing at the moment. I am sure that more alcohol will fuel this discussion. I will report back once plans finalised. ..
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That waffle above is really quite a boring summary of events...we are having aa cracking pissed time :raver:
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upton girlie wrote:That waffle above is really quite a boring summary of events...we are having aa cracking pissed time :raver:
who got collared for swine flu?

Glad to see that they didn't pull the whole lot of you as they have been doing with school parties. Have a fab time.
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Any idea which hotel the team is staying at...?

Im flying out today to join you lot there in Beijing... Cant wait..!
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They're staying at one of the Hyatts
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yup...that's where they be :)

Today...a summary:

Breakfast,,,out of this world. Except the chicken sausages.
Silk market...snide gear beyond belief...mucho paper dosh passing hands and chinesepeople crying apon our departure.
Beers rmain good.
Acrobatic show...pretty amazing.
Ended up in the Sanlitun district for night time drinks - an expats area with hol in the floor stinking toilets. Loads of fellow Hammers from all over the UK met up tonight - was good seeing some familiar faces. Seena few hull supporters aroundbut no Tottenham anywhere :)Heard tonight that spurs only sold 27 tickets for the game via official site. gutted.

Stories from last night endup with these words:
Pole dancing
Pants around ankles.
Sleeping in taxis.
Chinese people in clubs turning off music unless Hammers people put clothes back on.
Beer.
More beer.
Shots.
More shots.
Some crazy photos and no names mentioned.

What goes on tour stays on tour 8-)

Oh...and Bobby O has arrived - BSB1 and Fionn enjoyed many cuddles with him.

Zai Jain for now....
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Excuses coming out already :lol:
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upton girlie, we missed you lot, terrace bar was closed and didn't fancy drinking on the terrace on the 63rd floor!!!, found a bar called the Den just by the Workers Stadium and Hooters, that's where we'll be for lunch tomorrow.
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I'll be ****ed if I am drinking in anywhere called the Den :lol:

Got to take some o th lads down silk market in the morning for some socks/iphones/handbags and stuff - our current action plan is to get to the workers stadium bars around 2. Let me know where you are then and another meet up will b planned...we are a huge group so cant imagine you will miss not seeing or hearing us :)

Untilthn...
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Gonna be at Hooters around 1.30, we'll be 'taking' the Den again at 3. Stumble Inn sounds good for afters
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Quick word on the game yesterday. Our lot of players were a bit c***ish to be honest. They just walked straight off after that **** performance and didn't even ackowledge our fans. Some of our lot were also c**** to some of our fans on the plane over. Zola need to sort that out.

Hull have brought huge numbers.
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Woaah Woaaahh Woahhh

Word up Fionn it is Chavs. What is the deal with the old Iphones out there?
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quick question..were all of our players and staff in business class/premium economy or equivalent?
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w4hammer wrote:quick question..were all of our players and staff in business class/premium economy or equivalent?
They booked out the whole of business class. Noble and Parker chatted away to some of our lot. Spector as well. Green and a few others couldn't have been less interested.

Met a few of the old boys, Tony Gale, Cottee etc yesterday and they were top.
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I8CHAVS wrote:Woaah Woaaahh Woahhh

Word up Fionn it is Chavs. What is the deal with the old Iphones out there?
Picked one up for 40 quid yesterday. Checked it out with an English sim and it worked a treat. Might go a bit pete tong when I get home but seems alright and for 40 quid you can't go wrong really. Want me to pick one up for you?
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Fionn Kiely wrote: Picked one up for 40 quid yesterday. Checked it out with an English sim and it worked a treat. Might go a bit pete tong when I get home but seems alright and for 40 quid you can't go wrong really. Want me to pick one up for you?
Live the dream son 8-)

f*** yeah mate, if you done that i would fondle your balls. In my best phonejacker voice give me your sort code and account number and i will transfer da moneys.

I forgot to say one of my pals got one out there and it worked back at home.
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Will do mate, will sort out the old finances when I get back. Just back from the swimming pool having a nice complimentary cocktail. Off to the boozer in a while for what we reckon will be the biggest session of the week.

Have a few funny stories but all that 'what goes on tour malarky'... :lol:

Anyway chat later fellas, enjoy Britain. Heard the cricked has been proponed due to the rain. Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaha you c****...
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Don't ask me why I can't spell properly though..
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