Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby norse on Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:09 am

...have we signed Eidur yet?
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby beex on Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:15 am

OzzHammer wrote:a big unit to hold up the ball

We have one of those, we need someone to bang 'em in :thdn:
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby Chuck D on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:01 pm

OzzHammer wrote:Mark Viduka, PL experienced - out of contract - wouldn't cost the earth - a big unit to hold up the ball - would be good for a handful of goals...I know there's plenty of you gonna shout NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but for crying out loud - who else is out there with PL experience and can hold his own in the PL and is currently available that we can realistically bring in - that's right NO-ONE else.apart from MV and perhaps Marlene.


Whom our ex manager was roundly ****ed for trying to sign on a free two seasons ago?

I assume that when Zola gets him in it will somehow be part of the masterplan?
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby Bramwell on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:03 pm

Could Ben Thatcher maybe do a job as a makeshift striker??

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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby kasabian on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:09 pm

Would it be at all possible for us to pay a player such as Luca Toni the cost of him terminating his contract at Bayern (which I can imagine is a sizeable fee) thus making him a free agent and allowing us to sign the player.

It also means that we are technically paying a transfer fee but in a different sense, through terminating his contract.
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby Tel The Hammer on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:19 pm

Luca Toni wouldn't touch us with a barge pole.
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby fmgod on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:22 pm

Can't believe people would think Luca Toni would even think of joining us at this point, unless we offered him twenty times the wages we offering now. Also if he is coming for money I'd imagine Hull would offer him a sackful.
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby Chuck D on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:25 pm

Hang on, Nani discovered him, and Zola is his bestest mate.

Surely thats enough to put money to one side?
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby fmgod on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:27 pm

Chuck D wrote:Hang on, Nani discovered him, and Zola is his bestest mate.

Surely thats enough to put money to one side?


Add to the fact he's missus has a claret and blue flag above her "area".
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby Chippenhammer on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:40 pm

Toni used to watch games from the old North bank when he was a lad, everyone knows that.
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Re: Summer Transfer Rumour Thread '09

Postby bobd_uk on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:43 pm

kasabian wrote:Would it be at all possible for us to pay a player such as Luca Toni the cost of him terminating his contract at Bayern (which I can imagine is a sizeable fee) thus making him a free agent and allowing us to sign the player.


No, it wouldn't be possible.
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