January 2011 transfer window thread

[MarshyWHU]

He's now a blue he was a red, Torres, Torres,
He jumped right into Terrys bed, Torres, Torres,
It didn't come as a surprise, he should get checked for STI's,
Fernando Torres, Camp boys bit on the side

[Tristan Shout]

Am I A £35m Striker?
I scored 24 goals helping my side win promotion back to the Premier League aged just 22.
In my first season in the top flight I had 15 goals by the end of Jan. Including a goal against the reigning champions, away at Arsenal and in a home win vs Liverpool. My form earned me an England call-up and debut in a friendly....
Am a I £35m striker?





No I am Michael Ricketts, February 2002.