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by djclipz on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:48 pm
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by steptoe61 on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:49 pm
w4hammer wrote:well they can have my 2 x season tickets back.
How f***ing low can they push the name of this club?
Gosh ,bit overdramatic since we aint even signed the c*nt .............yet.
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by Dieter Eckstein on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:49 pm
Diouf needs to get himself on Twitter so we can all see that, at heart, he's actually a sensitive intellectual like Barton.
Just needs to copy out the middle of a few fortune cookies from the local Chinese and mention that he likes the new Brett Anderson album and Bob's your uncle.
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by roblo on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:50 pm
neilbob wrote:which player has had a lifetime of brain damage by being stamped on?
We weren't talking about professional football.
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by mattjp on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:51 pm
swash wrote:From Grusome Dump on WHO, who is usually well informed
Diouf is training to prove fitness. He has not signed. SA wants him on a short-term deal. Board VEHEMENTLY against it. Allardyce has final say.
O'Neil had a further setback today. Career in doubt. Feb earliest.
Oh, and Lansbury is out for eight weeks...
Talk about a good news day. Bloody hell 
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by Dieter Eckstein on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:51 pm
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by HammerMan2004 on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:53 pm
Lansbury out for eight weeks?! What the **** is going on.
**** off Diouf.
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by I8CHAVS on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:55 pm
Fat Sam dont get injuries 
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by Bill on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:56 pm
Is Allardyce trying his best to alienate the fans? First he said that he's wrongly accused of longball tactics, then goes 4-5-1 and longball at every opportunity. Then he keeps on spouting off about wanting the England job instead of concentrating on the job he's paid for............and now this crock of ****! Even if you put aside his filthy spitting habit, the bloke is ove the hill, and we already have plenty of options up front. We don't need the twat and I'm pretty sure most fans don't want him. I generally like to see the manager making decisions about players, but in this case I'll make an exception and hope the board put the block on this. Shame if the Lansbury news proves to be correct, but in all honesty he has been poor the last few games. Anyway I'm sure BFS can play Piqionne in his place. 
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by neilbob on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:57 pm
roblo wrote: We weren't talking about professional football.
ok. lets take a step back then. Oiginally it was "head stamped on vs spit in the face". "it then became "face full of phlegm vs lifetime of brain damage". But the thing is a stamp on the head may not mean a lifetime of brain damage. It might, as Laffers points out (I looked after a bloke who ended up with a brain injury after his dog tripped him up by pulling the lead sharply), but in the majority of cases it won't. so to summarise: spit in face = face full of phlegm stamp on head does not equal life time of brain damage (although it might in some cases)
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by Hammer Matty on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:57 pm
Hammer Laffers wrote: I'll give you that, Barton has never spat on someone as far as I know.
But he has kicked the sh*t out of a 13 year old who was giving him a bit of stick, had to be restrained by his team mates.
Broke a 35 year old's leg whilst driving through Manchester
Oh and kicked the sh*t out of and stubbed a cigarette out of a youth teams player's eye, causing serious head injuries and a detatched retina.
Amongst other things.
But yeah Diouf is much worse for spitting apparently
Didn't know about some of those incidents so I put my hands up, Barton has always been a bit of a twat But Diouf is much worse, its not just spitting as others have pointed out on here Do you think Barton is as bad as Diouf? Just wondering, not a dig 
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by I8CHAVS on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:58 pm
Bill wrote:Is Allardyce trying his best to alienate the fans? First he said that he's wrongly accused of longball tactics, then goes 4-5-1 and longball at every opportunity. Then he keeps on spouting off about wanting the England job instead of concentrating on the job he's paid for............and now this crock of sh*t!
Even if you put aside his filthy spitting habit, the bloke is ove the hill, and we already have plenty of options up front. We don't need the twat and I'm pretty sure most fans don't want him. I generally like to see the manager making decisions about players, but in this case I'll make an exception and hope the board put the block on this.
Me and you Bill think the same bro I seriously dont get Allardyce he should be grateful we gave him a job rather than trying to earn his next one
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by Herts Hammer Again on Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:59 pm
Make sure the club hear your voice if you're against this - get @DavidGoldWHU #DontSignDiouf trending on Twitter.
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by w4hammer on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:01 pm
steptoe61 wrote:well they can have my 2 x season tickets back.
How f***ing low can they push the name of this club?
Gosh ,bit overdramatic since we aint even signed the c*nt .............yet.
...not overdramatic at all- bloke is a disgrace of an individual and frankly a scoring rate of one in 20 is piss poor. If he comes, I wont watch him play at my club, simple as, and I hope lots of others take the same stance 
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by hammer on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:02 pm
hammer1975 wrote:difficult to deny that he'd actually make our squad better from a football perspective (even if significantly worse on a twat rating scale)
agree QuintonNimoy wrote:Is that not just the end of John Carew's penis? 
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by I8CHAVS on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:02 pm
Herts Hammer Again wrote:Make sure the club hear your voice if you're against this - get @DavidGoldWHU #DontSignDiouf trending on Twitter. Really bro. Get an online petition and a facebook campaign going and i am in though!
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by steptoe61 on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:03 pm
w4hammer wrote:...not overdramatic at all- bloke is a disgrace of an individual and frankly a scoring rate of one in 20 is piss poor. If he comes, I wont watch him play at my club, simple as, and I hope lots of others take the same stance 
Ok.
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by neilbob on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:03 pm
**** that, I'm making a flag. Oldskool 
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by Hugh Jargon on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:04 pm
Can we all just calm down...we need to get back up. Nuff said.
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by I8CHAVS on Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:07 pm
neilbob wrote:f*** that, I'm making a flag. Oldskool 
Just painted my face to the Senegal flag  At least he cant call me 'white boy' now although if he gobs in my face it will all run off 
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