I have 2 x season ticket references - A challenge

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Post by doctorbob »

Wouldn't it be funny if there are no tickets? :twisted:
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Post by bluebutterfly »

Its amazing what people will do just to get some tickets :lol:
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I am with the posters who smell a rat,if she was such a fan surely she would have posted on here before,i must say though lovely body though(hopes the missus never sees this thread).
I think some proof maybe needed if she really is a hammer.
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window74 wrote:I(hopes the missus never sees this thread).
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I hope she does :lol:
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Post by MP »

window74 wrote:I am with the posters who smell a rat,if she was such a fan surely she would have posted on here before,i must say though lovely body though(hopes the missus never sees this thread).
I think some proof maybe needed if she really is a hammer.

Agreed, lovely body!!!
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Post by window74 »

bluebutterfly wrote:
I hope she does :lol:
Oi BB,i am sure you would be looking if the dirty strumpet was male & looked like David James or Teddy. :wink:
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Post by bonehead »

window74 wrote:I am with the posters who smell a rat
why, have you lot got scratch and sniff monitors or something ?? :D

:oops:
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window74 wrote: Oi BB,i am sure you would be looking if the dirty strumpet was male & looked like David James or Teddy. :wink:

Yeah maybe but it isn't is it.

How often do any of you lot show of your bodies to us ladies. Sadly none of you :cry:
Maybe i should have tried that. Only let people use my s/t if they showed of their bodies
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bluebutterfly wrote:
Yeah maybe but it isn't is it.

How often do any of you lot show of your bodies to us ladies. Sadly none of you :cry:
Maybe i should have tried that. Only let people use my s/t if they showed of their bodies
I'll try and sort something out to make you blush BB :wink:
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Post by crackerdaq »

Let's be honest - none of us want to see any semi naked blokes on this thread!
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Post by nanamoon »

crackerdaq wrote:Let's be honest - none of us want to see any semi naked blokes on this thread!
despite her drunken post pub feminist ramblings last night, Mrs Moon has said she is quite willing to enter a play-off if selected! but none of that beaver stuff!
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crackerdaq wrote:Let's be honest - none of us want to see any semi naked blokes on this thread!

I do :oops:
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Post by Eastbourne Hammer »

bluebutterfly wrote:
I do :oops:
Now you've just lowered the tone of a sensible, reasoned thread into the gutter. I hope you're proud of yourself. :D
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Eastbourne Hammer wrote: Now you've just lowered the tone of a sensible, reasoned thread into the gutter. I hope you're proud of yourself. :D
ithink this thread had already been lowered to the gutter,in that case i shall keep my mouth shut and bugger off you load of pervs :lol:
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Post by Eastbourne Hammer »

bluebutterfly wrote: ithink this thread had already been lowered to the gutter,in that case i shall keep my mouth shut and bugger off you load of pervs :lol:
I thought it was an female anatomy study class.......................... :wink:
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Post by Stavros »

What's happening to this Forum, theres boobs threads everywhere. I reckon UTJ and the rest of the mods should up their game.

U can't have boobs threads without arse threads, whats wrong wiv u all? :D :D :D
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Post by Royston: Republic d'Essex »

I say the winning baps should be commemorated in a series of Ltd Edition Avatars.

All the posted pics are blocked by my server :x
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Post by Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus »

Alf Garnett's (Ex) Missus wrote: The way things are NP, A would do and when you're in the mood :lol:
No more offers on this one then?

What about just the - of the A then boys :wink:
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Royston: Republic d'Essex wrote:I say the winning baps should be commemorated in a series of Ltd Edition Avatars.

All the posted pics are blocked by my server :x

You must be gutted :lol: :lol:
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Post by Royston: Republic d'Essex »

bluebutterfly wrote: You must be gutted :lol: :lol:
You have no idea. All the filth in cyberspace cannot compare to a couple of sets of desperate, coerced, virgin jubblies.

:cry:

(Incidentally, I bet Crackerdaq is gutted he set his sights so low... the next perv with a set of no.s to come up will probably demand that soome poor girl pops round to play him a tune on his "tummy flute".)
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