Yossi Benayoun

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Post by P.G TIPS A.Pe »

FIFA: Is it true you tried to tap up Jossi Benayoun.

Pardew: Shut up i wasn't even anywhere near there, Cos you see theres this whole thing right, me and Terry went down the wimpy and we saw fat Sam give Jay Jay a bite of his fanny fart. So yossi said he didn't wanna join Bolton cos Fat Sam fancied him. If he offers you sweets don't take em cos he's dirty
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Hey everybody, just wanted to say how lucky you guys are to have Benayoun.
Always had a sympathy to West Ham since Berkovic played here, guess from now on I'll be sort of a fan of WH. (yes, I am Israeli)
I don't know what really went on in the last 50+ pages, so I am sorry if what I'm saying now has already been said.
If you really want to get a sense of Yossi's talent, you should somehow get a hold of clips (on the net?) from Israel VS Switzerland or a clip of his goal in Israel VS Cyprus (or was it Cyprus VS Israel?).
He also scored a very nice goal against Deportivo La Coruna this year (he scored a hattrick, but one of the goals was a powerful shot from out of the box after a corner).

All I can say is that after watching one of his extremely technical goals (like the ones against Switzerland, Cyprus or some of his goals back in Maccabi Haifa) you are simply captured by them. I really recommend to get a movie-clip of one of these goals.

Good luck in the Premiership :)
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daniel wrote:are you still afraid that he'll sign for big fat sam?
I wasn't affraid 30 pages ago, why should I be now? The thing I'm affraid of is Yossi thread crushing this site. :lol:
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Jackanakanory wrote: Pompey aren't interested in him anymore my friend :wink: I live in Portsmouth (west ham fan obviously) and have seen him mentioned in the local press but they have signed a zambian striker now (Mbesemba) and are still after WANCHOPE :shock: despite him having signed? for a Quatar club.

Is Katan better than Yakubu?
as a striker?
no!!!
yakubu was bought from us(maccabi haifa).

katan is a great player and is the second best israeli player...
can you guess who is the first?????????????
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daniel wrote: source?
Quick learner, eh? :wink:
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daniel wrote:
source?

How ****ing insulting!! *SPIT*
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Amsterhammer wrote: Quick learner, eh? :wink:
it gets to you.
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(for the record: I'm not a Maccabi Haifa fan)
I don't know if Katan is better than Ya'akubu, but he is a big talent (he scored a beautiful goal against Man Utd 2-3 years ago when Haifa beat them 3-0).
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Post by alski »

Jesus this is dragging on - at least the boys are doing the business in Sweden whilst the saga drags on. Hope we get him though as he looks a real talent in the video.
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Post by Shaka »

On teletext Pardew seems to think we have got him, he said he just wants the lose ends to be tied up and called it a great day for the club :shock: , he must rate him then.
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Post by BenayounAce »

alski wrote:Jesus this is dragging on - at least the boys are doing the business in Sweden whilst the saga drags on. Hope we get him though as he looks a real talent in the video.
Benayoun video? If so do you have a link?
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Benayoun and Israeli press regard it as a done deal, so I think you can too.
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ssn yossi to sign

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just been on ssn yossi will sign today, having medical
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Post by Israeln'london_Brothers »

well hello there i'm WH fan from israel!
i know we will enjoy alot from yossi he is much better then berkovic
and bercovic hed alot of ego (that make his face kicked)

so i'm very soory about my bad english and i hope to come to the first game this season!
we are in israel love you alot!
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I don't mean to offend, but where were all you Israeli 'Hammers' before Yossi was linked with the club? :?
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Amsterhammer wrote:I don't mean to offend, but where were all you Israeli 'Hammers' before Yossi was linked with the club? :?

i for one said from advance that i'm not a fan, and i do not present myself as one.
i do want to learn about the club, and will watch every game.
hey, i met some great people over here.
even if for some unknown reason yossi won't sign, i'll still want you boys to win every game, especally for the great fans!!!!
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Post by hammer4life89 »

I don't mean to offend, but where were all you Israeli 'Hammers' before Yossi was linked with the club?
lets welkumb all new fans weather they like the club as its there local or coz there hero now/will play for us.

or do we run the risk of having a manc following (beckham) :?:
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Post by WestSam »

Its on the official sh!te - Yossi has signed.
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Post by coxy »

http://www.whufc.com/article.asp?articl ... es&navlid=

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

GET IN MY SON!!!

IRONS!
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Post by Servo »

coxy wrote:http://www.whufc.com/article.asp?articl ... es&navlid=

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

GET IN MY SON!!!

IRONS!
I guess that would make it official :D :niceone:
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Amsterhammer wrote:I don't mean to offend, but where were all you Israeli 'Hammers' before Yossi was linked with the club? :?
Well you have offended, so hang your head in shame! :wink:

I don't think it'll cause too many problems, but please don't let this get into a "I'm a bigger fan than you" type nonsense. I know you won't AH, but these threads are easily hijacked.
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