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Post by BonzoBonkers »

Bloody hell, at long last :D
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Post by knutknacker »

oh ye of little faith! i told you he would sign! i have my fingers in very many pies, or something... 8-)
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Post by hadleighhammer »

maltab wrote:Well Eyal Be Damned - Yossi has signed
Mods you have competition :lol:

Well done Pards, this ahs the hallmarks of a great signing and exactly what the team needs (+ a striker) :worthy: :pards:

Also, a big thanks to Eyal. It does seem strange as I remember he commented once that the club was anti-foreigner.
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Post by HammerMan2004 »

Excellentay!

Ohhhhh Yossi Yossi!!!

All we need now is a quality striker and all will be well!

:crest: COME ON YOUUUUUUUUUU IRONS

Bring it on Blackburn :twisted:
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Post by daniel »

so blokes, only 2 things left:
1.to bring a high class striker.
2.to learn yossi's song.
i made quite the preformance!!!
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Post by 4everahammer »

daniel wrote:so blokes, only 2 things left:
1.to bring a high class striker.
2.to learn yossi's song.
i made quite the preformance!!!


:doff: To you Sir.
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Post by Red Squirrel »

Will he go on the rest of the tour?
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Post by daniel »

i think the tour ends tomorrow, and he will join the trainings on monday.
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Post by Sussex Hammer »

cockney farmer wrote:The first time Pards has had real money to spend he has pulled off some great deals, and no one on hear has been against any of them he is doing his bit , we have to do ours now and really give the team and Alan Pardew all the support we can this season . Our eventual finishin place will have something to do with us and the vibes we give out at every game Home and Away.


YOSSI YOSSI YOSSI
100% agree

GO YOSSI GO
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Post by mjustincredible »

if he scores more than 1 free kick for us this year then he will be a legend in my book!

we really cant take free kicks can we :? :evil: dont even get me started on our corners! :lol:
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Post by daniel »

mjustincredible wrote:if he scores more than 1 free kick for us this year then he will be a legend in my book!

we really cant take free kicks can we :? :evil: dont even get me started on our corners! :lol:
he can take corners too.
he does it well.
oh, another trademark of yossi that no one mentuoned, is that when the other team has a corner, he stands on the goal line, and always saves with his head and legs.
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Post by maltab »

Do you think he will make his Hammers debut against Yeovil next Sat?
I,m sure it,s going to be a great day out no matter what.
Just keep the rain away,as we are in the open end at Yeovil
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Post by Robbie »

Over the moon!!!
The feel good factor is back!!!!

:pissed: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Post by billybondsballbag »

cockney farmer wrote:YOSSI YOSSI YOSSI
OI! OI! OI!
Or should that be Oi! Vey? :D
Great signing for us, well done Alan Pardew and team for pulling this one off.
Berkovic putting in a good word for us. :shock: Obviously Hartson's boot left him with amnesia, I'm sure that he described us as 'a pub team' when he left. Maybe he realised that now that Harry's reign of terror is over, we're on the up. :wink:
Roll on the new season! :D
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Post by daniel »

any guesses what number he is going to get?
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Post by Whitters »

Just watched the video - looks fantastic! Lovely 'Bergkamp-esque' control and flicks for one of the goals, and a great run and strike for another.

Can't wait to see the guy in a Hammers shirt. What's the betting that 'Black-eye' Rovers will try to decapitate him in our first game?
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Post by reo_coker20 »

well daniel if you say 15 is hes main number and all way wears it i reckon they will give him that shirt and move anton to number 5
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Post by Part time poster »

Fantastic news which makes you begin to appreciate Pardew as a manager. Very happy with all the signings so far and especially the prospect of Yossi opening up the opposition.

Many thanks to the Israeli guys for their updates and encouragement during the will he wont he period.

As most others have said, I am starting to really look forward to seeing who we sign as striker. Also starting to feel we could really surprise a few people in the Prem this season.

Bring it on !!!!!!
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Post by Or »

Yossi will be number 15 for sure. :wink:
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Post by I Prefer Pepsi »

f*** me about bloody time eh.

I'm going to Norman Goldbergs to buy a celebratory Salt beef sandwich, beigels and lutkers first thing tomorrow.

A good yiddishire boy at my beloved WHU, happy days.

He best be ****ing worth the fuss so I'll stay calm about it for now......









Ah f*** it!!

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