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Postby Gabers on Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:34 am

Has been attracting alot of interest for a while now from English Clubs seen him play once last season seemed solid enough although personally I rate the English Leagues more than Spain and think someone like him could excel here
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Postby Myron T Buttram on Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:37 am

hammerdivone wrote:
How's your headbutting Myron? :lol: Perhaps you could teach Tomas some new tricks :shock:


Tends to put the old cowboy hat out of shape I afraid.

Seriously this lad sounds like the business. How come's no one else has been in for him?
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Postby upton o'good on Wed Jul 13, 2005 8:47 am

hammerdivone wrote:
Myron T Buttram wrote:
hammerdivone wrote:
Myron T Buttram wrote:Gissajob


Do you mean Israeli Benjamin Gissajob, free scroing centre forward?

Link? Source?


I could do that. Go on. Gissajob.


Yosser!


He'd be no bloody good at all

He was "made up" when he met Graeme Souness. Oh and those head butts would get a red card every time.
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Postby Kent Exile on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:09 am

This bloke sounds alright.

The new Eyal Berkovic? Lets hope thats in ability rather than attitude. Anyway at least we have plenty of taffs to boot him in the head over Chadwell Heath
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Postby SL on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:18 am

I know absolutely nothing about this fella but I like what im reading.
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Postby Paddyhammer99 on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:19 am

Played in the two qualifiers against Ireland and if I am not mistaken Keane kicked the ***** out of him over there but was much better when Keano was suspended for the return leg in Dublin. I think he was the guy who most of the play went through and considering how well they are doing in the group it speaks volumns for the chap. I just hope he is not a typical eastern european moody b*stard, can u see him fancying the north of England during winter?
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Postby Major on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:19 am

As an aside

Would this signing make UP a bigger target for Terrorists?

Olympics Israeli etc...
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Postby I8CHAVS on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:22 am

Whiskyhoteluniform wrote:In one game for Israel youth, he scored two goals against England and the London Times proclaimed him "the most promising youngster in world football alongside Michael Owen." Ironically, Owen also played in that match, and was completely upstaged by the Israeli youngster.


:lol:

Is this his agent doing a review on his career!!!
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Postby kitthehammer on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:24 am

Major wrote:As an aside

Would this signing make UP a bigger target for Terrorists?

Olympics Israeli etc...


I assume the idea of this card entry scheme is to try and tackle that a bit.
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Postby stockwell pete on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:29 am

Major wrote:As an aside

Would this signing make UP a bigger target for Terrorists?

Olympics Israeli etc...


:lol: Always look on the bright side of life. :lol:
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Postby Marky on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:36 am

Why are Racing letting him go?
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Postby staines moore on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:40 am

Cautious optimism is the name of the game here, but as many of you have pointed out if he is "that good" why are only us and Bolton after him. Goals from midfield are great but we need goals up front.

Pardew buy a b***dy striker pleeease....................
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Postby Jobi Wan Kenobi on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:41 am

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Postby Kent Exile on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:42 am

staines moore wrote:Cautious optimism is the name of the game here, but as many of you have pointed out if he is "that good" why are only us and Bolton after him. Goals from midfield are great but we need goals up front.

Pardew buy a b***dy striker pleeease....................


Please buy anyone Pardew you ****, doesn't matter if they don't want to join us or we can't afford them, ****ing kidnapp them and make them play for West Ham.

No??

In that case Clinton Morrison please
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Postby Jobi Wan Kenobi on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:44 am

staines moore wrote:Cautious optimism is the name of the game here, but as many of you have pointed out if he is "that good" why are only us and Bolton after him. Goals from midfield are great but we need goals up front.

Pardew buy a b***dy striker pleeease....................


But on that token, Bolton were the only team to take an interest in Stelios, Okacha and Jaidi too and I'd take all three of those.
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Postby Arch Dandy on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:45 am

We're not going to sign THE Yossi Benayoun are we? Seriously? Can't wait.
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Postby staines moore on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:52 am

Arch Dandy wrote:We're not going to sign THE Yossi Benayoun are we? Seriously? Can't wait.



You wouldn't be taking the diluted ureaic acid would you?? :D
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Postby MalteseHammer on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:53 am

He was 5 days old when we beat the Arse at Wembley. I am getting old !!!!
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Postby upton o'good on Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:54 am

Jobi Wan Kenobi wrote:
staines moore wrote:Cautious optimism is the name of the game here, but as many of you have pointed out if he is "that good" why are only us and Bolton after him. Goals from midfield are great but we need goals up front.

Pardew buy a b***dy striker pleeease....................


But on that token, Bolton were the only team to take an interest in Stelios, Okacha and Jaidi too and I'd take all three of those.


I think Hierro did all right for them too... they even managerd to coax a performance out of Davies
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