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Postby DI GREEKIO on Thu May 15, 2003 8:40 pm

i seem to buy everythin i find,so that i overcome the shock.roeder u are unwanted here


who likes it?
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... =2885&rd=1
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Postby Up the Junction on Thu May 15, 2003 8:46 pm

What's the sellers name - Blue Peter?

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Ooh I say ...
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Postby Up the Junction on Thu May 15, 2003 8:48 pm

Get this - from the description on Ebay:

"BE THE ENVY OF YOUR STREET WITH THIS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. IT HAS NEVER BEEN USED"

You bet your arse it hasn't. Have your neigbours upset you lately DG?

That has really tickled me ... DG, you are a ****ing genius ...
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Postby DI GREEKIO on Thu May 15, 2003 8:53 pm

now that i see he is a chelscum(never payed attention,i wil also mail him a bomb.i bet he stole it from a west ham fan.i will of course never put it outside my door.only in the house.cheers
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Postby Up the Junction on Thu May 15, 2003 8:55 pm

DI GREEKIO wrote:now that i see he is a chelscum(never payed attention,i wil also mail him a bomb.i bet he stole it from a west ham fan.i will of course never put it outside my door.only in the house.cheers


Is he, better bleach it when it arrives then. You never know what sort of germs you might catch ...
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Postby DI GREEKIO on Thu May 15, 2003 9:00 pm

i will put it in front of my pc,and i will make it watch di canio goals!it is the best antigerm for chelscum viruses :lol:
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Postby AmericanWhufcSupporter on Thu May 15, 2003 9:07 pm

That is hilarious, looks like a 6 year old made that in school. I wonder how much I can get for that rock I painted purple and glued eyes on...???
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Postby DI GREEKIO on Thu May 15, 2003 9:09 pm

AmericanWhufcSupporter wrote:That is hilarious, looks like a 6 year old made that in school. I wonder how much I can get for that rock I painted purple and glued eyes on...???
are u jealous and want me to feel bad for what i won???and let me tell u it doesnt matter what it looks like as long as it says west ham.and i didnt pay a fortune for it.why do u complain?
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Postby Up the Junction on Thu May 15, 2003 9:12 pm

AmericanWhufcSupporter wrote:That is hilarious, looks like a 6 year old made that in school. I wonder how much I can get for that rock I painted purple and glued eyes on...???


I'm sure DG will give you a tenner for it ...

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Postby DI GREEKIO on Thu May 15, 2003 9:15 pm

yep.i will throw it to browns head along with a letter that saysbeware.i am watchin u
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Postby Up the Junction on Thu May 15, 2003 11:29 pm

This is too funny to be lost down the board ...
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Postby Northern Bird on Thu May 15, 2003 11:52 pm

hope he gets it insured ..... :wink:
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Postby timmyboy on Fri May 16, 2003 12:14 am

Think we should have a competition based on this, who has bought the cheesiest bit of west ham merchandise and what was it? DG is the winner so far and quite frankly will take a little beating, mind you ebay is full of cheap west ham ***** for us mugs to buy, they even sell them badges that you can get outside the ground for a quid at anything up to a fiver! mugs!! There was the tony hogg west ham history book on there last night which is very good and you should have gone for it DG, I bid three quid but got outbid at three pound twenty pence!
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Postby timmyboy on Fri May 16, 2003 12:54 am

This is right up your street DG, well worth a piece of anyones money.....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 2728056775
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Postby DI GREEKIO on Fri May 16, 2003 1:34 am

timmyboy wrote:Think we should have a competition based on this, who has bought the cheesiest bit of west ham merchandise and what was it? DG is the winner so far and quite frankly will take a little beating, mind you ebay is full of cheap west ham ***** for us mugs to buy, they even sell them badges that you can get outside the ground for a quid at anything up to a fiver! mugs!! There was the tony hogg west ham history book on there last night which is very good and you should have gone for it DG, I bid three quid but got outbid at three pound twenty pence!
i fuckin wanted to get it.i needed it but sicknote guided me for another book,i was watchin it the whole week!!!!!!!!!!
ps.my girl is really mad at me.she wants to kill me.she says i am byuing all the **** i can get.(i wanted to say:i didnt buy u,but that wouldnt be right.i wopuld have to look for a new girl,new furniture new cds,new car.i am sure she would burn them all.she shares the same flame a sme. :? :?
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Postby Amsterhammer on Fri May 16, 2003 12:11 pm

My turn to bring this back up the board, far too good to just let slip away..... :roll: :lol:

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Postby delly82 on Fri May 16, 2003 12:20 pm

DG, u r a legend, ive not laughed so much in my life! You should ditch ya bird and have me instead if you can keep on making me laugh!!!
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Postby Jedi Al Khalaas on Fri May 16, 2003 12:27 pm

DI GREEKIO wrote:yep.i will throw it to browns head along with a letter that saysbeware.i am watchin u


The scene.....

Di Greekio bumps into Terry Brown while at Upton park....

Di Greekio takes teh 1st 2 fingers of his right hand, points them to his eyes and then points them to Brown, who is cacking his pants.

ala Di Nero in 'Meet teh Parents'

"I am FACKIN watchin you!"

cue brown scuttling off to the safelty of the boardroom.
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Postby Northern Paulo on Fri May 16, 2003 1:31 pm

Superb! :lol: :lol:

Yes, this has got to stay up near the top a bit longer! :lol:
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Postby DI GREEKIO on Fri May 16, 2003 3:02 pm

Jedi Al Khalaas wrote:
DI GREEKIO wrote:yep.i will throw it to browns head along with a letter that saysbeware.i am watchin u


The scene.....

Di Greekio bumps into Terry Brown while at Upton park....

Di Greekio takes teh 1st 2 fingers of his right hand, points them to his eyes and then points them to Brown, who is cacking his pants.

ala Di Nero in 'Meet teh Parents'

"I am FACKIN watchin you!"

cue brown scuttling off to the safelty of the boardroom.
apart from the 2 fingers raised,i speak:paulo sent me u worm.va fan gulo.i will chop yer balls off.fact.
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